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A year ago this Tuesday (July 10, 2012) with mark the first year anniversary of my birth here at this fine established community called KMC.

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Thank you everyone for making it the mixed bag that it has been.

and I thought u were an old member... congrats

Old member?? It says 2011 right under my avatar.

Is it sad that i'm looking forward to getting a larger avatar after being a member for a year? Lol

I keep trying to nail down whose sock you are but I can't quite place it haermm

I keep thinking Grum or Bloigen for some reason but Bloigen would have been banned by now.

Not everyone's a sock y'know. ermm

You are

Everyone is a sock

I never made another account

Congrats, you lasted a year on a forum that's nearly dead.

I'm from the 05 era.

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
I'm from the 05 era. The best era.

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
I'm from the 05 era.

Registered November 2007. hmm

That's cause she's a sock account
04 for me. Just passed my anniversary on the 29th

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Registered November 2007. hmm Ive had two accounts beforr this. Tecknoyashi, and goth.

^ Ahh.. so the mystery is solved.

So, why can't I get a larger avatar? I should be eligible for 85x85. Do I have to wait until tomorrow??

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
^ Ahh.. so the mystery is solved.

So, why can't I get a larger avatar? I should be eligible for 85x85. Do I have to wait until tomorrow??
Yes, it's at exactly the time you registered.

I remember complaining about it too when I hit my anniversaries.

You're lucky Raz doesn't have to be here to manually do it haermm

or does he? shifty

13 Shh, let the little scamp have his moment

sf

Originally posted by Barker
Yes, it's at exactly the time you registered.

I remember complaining about it too when I hit my anniversaries.

Sweeeet.. got it.

Originally posted by Barker
You're lucky Raz doesn't have to be here to manually do it haermm

That occurred to me, too. Indeed, I am. But I must say, this is a little anti-climactic. It's not all that exciting having Mr. Dafoe's Christface a little bit bigger under my name. Oh well..





Originally posted by Thoren
or does he? shifty
Originally posted by Barker
13 Shh, let the little scamp have his moment
Originally posted by Thoren
sf

Hahaha...

And if you don't mind my asking:

Why do you two have all these androgynous looking man/ladies all over your avatars and sigs? It confuses my sexuality.

REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE TOO

he called irene a man haermm

well i do too, that's not what rustled me

than what was it

His heresy

He spoke truth

you should be executed

Hmm.. I've stirred up trouble. I like it.

he said you like men, get over it.

both of you will not live until morning

Originally posted by Thoren
he said you like men, get over it.

Funny... I don't remember ever saying that. hm..

Originally posted by Barker
both of you will not live until morning mhmOriginally posted by Patient_Leech
Funny... I don't remember ever saying that. hm.. creepermm

KMC

is

Barker

I hope not

No trust me

What's with that blue guy?

some crappy alien movie knockoff

I was going to see it, but I pretty much guessed what was going to happen

that's because the only good movies to come out this year were avengers and hunger games and ted

come at me

avengers was good, hunger games awesome, and haven't seen ted yet, probably won't go to the movies until TDKR

See Ted, it's a little family guyish but it's still funny

i'll see TDKR probably when the neckbeard crowd dies down

aka august

Yeah like I couldn't guess it's like family guy, damn bear sounds like peter

the problem is basically every family guy voice actor is somehow in the movie too so when the coworker is talking you're all "that's joe"

I'll rent it

It's 2012, no one rents

Yeah you're right we just have Netflix and redbox

Originally posted by thornthorn
What's with that blue guy?
Originally posted by Barker
some crappy alien movie knockoff
Originally posted by thornthorn
I was going to see it, but I pretty much guessed what was going to happen
Originally posted by Barker
that's because the only good movies to come out this year were avengers and hunger games and ted

come at me

Watch your mouth! Prometheus rocked. Go see it so we can get the sequels that they want to make (before Ridley Scott dies, lol)! If you're so smart, then tell me what happens!

And I want to marry Noomi Rapace...

Avengers was fun, Hunger Games was okay, and Ted doesn't look interesting to me. Not a big Family Guy fan.

Originally posted by thornthorn
Yeah you're right we just have Netflix and redbox

I'm starting to get into the art of downloading movies. Don't forget that.

I have absolutely no interest in seeing it.

What's the plot

Aliens

go on

Not Aliens.

Alien.

It occurs before the original Alien film (1979), but is not a direct prequel. Some suckas want eternal life and some things from Alien get explained a bit. And then some shit goes down, yo.

yeah, they encounter aliens.

not a big stretch to imagine what happens.

Ok, so what's Alien about?

Aliens.

What more do you need to know

The entire plot summarized in a 3 sentence paragraph

Evil alien creatures

Kill all the humans

The next expedition is ****ed when they arrive

There's a bit more to it than that, my androgynous brahs. You discover the origin of man. And it's extremely well done, by the magnificent Ridley Scott. Great performances, too. Did I mention I want to boink Noomi Rapace?

Originally posted by thornthorn
Yeah like I couldn't guess it's like family guy, damn bear sounds like peter

Fail.

He sounds like Brian. That's Seth MacFarlane's real voice.

Cool

they should make a movie where aliens invade and kill almost everything

and the thing is, the aliens have really sensitive hearing to a certain tone

and then right when things are the worst

EF busts in with a guitar

plays a particular note

and all the aliens heads explode because that's their achillies heel is hearing that certain note

copyright michael barker 2012

Originally posted by silver_tears
Fail.

He sounds like Brian. That's Seth MacFarlane's real voice. are you ****ing retarded?

Originally posted by Barker
Cool

they should make a movie where aliens invade and kill almost everything

and the thing is, the aliens have really sensitive hearing to a certain tone

and then right when things are the worst

EF busts in with a guitar

plays a particular note

and all the aliens heads explode because that's their achillies heel is hearing that certain note

copyright michael barker 2012

Haven't you seen Mars Attacks?

Originally posted by thornthorn
are you ****ing retarded?

It's true haermm

I've watched like five Ted trailers and endless TV commercials, he sounds like Peter

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Haven't you seen Mars Attacks?
No, what is it?

your shemale invades earth

I don't know of any shemales

Eleanor Friedberger

Can you please respond

ermmhappy

I might get an EF pillow

I might get an EF pic for target practice

I might make burgers tonight

I want some

With bacon, I might add

I had a six ounce piece of chicken, with spinach, two baked red potatoes and a mango.

Originally posted by Barker
No, what is it?

Mars Attacks is a Tim Burton film (back when he was still sorta good). The film is pretty much what you described.

http://beerandamovie.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/mars-attacks-jack-nicolson-dies.jpg

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Congrats, you lasted a year on a forum that's nearly dead.

For some reason, this tickled me pink

I'm 9 years this September. I don't feel an ounce of pride nahuh

What the crap...

Today coincidentally, is my 9th year anniversary on this site...

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii293/Nellysoup/Whatthecrap.jpg

Originally posted by Syren
For some reason, this tickled me pink

I'm 9 years this September. I don't feel an ounce of pride nahuh

I'm already past 11 years.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm already past 11 years.

Did you get a trophy??

Originally posted by Nivvy
Did you get a trophy??

The "Get a Life" trophy.

Nah, I didn't even "celebrate" it like I used to. No threads or acknowledgement until now.

Amen to that! I recall all the anni threads that used to pop up now! So these.... are the days of our lives lol

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm already past 11 years.

I'm still in awe of you petpet

Originally posted by Syren
I'm still in awe of you petpet

That I've wasted so much time? haermm

Originally posted by LanceWindu
That I've wasted so much time? haermm

Nah, that you're amazeballs of course

7 years here

I don't know how you guys handle it ermmnone. It seems crazy that most of my teen years were spent here

Originally posted by Barker
7 years here

I don't know how you guys handle it ermmnone. It seems crazy that most of my teen years were spent here

All KMC and no play make Kenzo something something. psycho

Today marks 2 years here. What am I doing with myself.

We are the Pastors of our internet Muppets...

xnKhsTXoKCI

Hey patient omg i forgot about ur fine ass lol enough said...

Originally posted by rudester
Hey patient omg i forgot about ur fine ass lol enough said...
:/ I get hit on enough by dudes in real life, I don't need it from internet folks too...

Anyway, how ya doing? Where ya been?

I can see tat. Lol ive been here doing my thing, also been with my family a lot never stops growing. Im planing on moving dont know where yet. Never liked the city i grew up in, born here but i dont want to die here. Almost broke my leg last week, burnt my hand pretty bad just been a painful couple of weeks but hey its nice out and everyone is sexy. Hows everything?

and I thought u were an old member... congrats http://www.glpp.info/hu7l.jpg

Hey if this were real life every time id see u id smack tat ass and u would blush and if ud chase me id run lol