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The sequel to Machete

writer/director Robert Rodriguez



Lady Gaga Joins the cast

Originally posted by Kazenji
Lady Gaga Joins the cast

facepalm please let her be a victim

Link again since the hyperlink failed

http://www.superherohype.com/news/articles/171977-lady-gaga-joins-machete-kills-reveals-character-poster

Originally posted by steverules_2
facepalm please let her be a victim

Doesn't seem to be and RR was impressed by her work for the movie.

And just like that, I'm not watchin' it now.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Doesn't seem to be and RR was impressed by her work for the movie.

What's she gonna do? Wear a meat dress and tell the killer he can't see her p-p-p-poker face? I don't think I could watch a movie with lady gaga and even if I could I'm not sure I could take it seriously

Have you even taken a look at that ****en picture or just decided to go on a stupid rant.

Actually, I feel like this is the kind of movie where someone like Lady Gaga could thrive.

I mean shit, Lindsay Lohan was in the first one. Lady Gaga can pull this off.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Have you even taken a look at that ****en picture or just decided to go on a stupid rant.

It's a forum, people rant and have opinions, just cause you don't agree doesn't make it stupid, I'd say think before you post but I doubt you have such a capability so it would be lost on you. The poster looks awesome sure, but that doesn't mean she's gonna do a real fine bang up job of acting. I've seen some pretty good movie posters for some pretty shit movies with some pretty crappy acting.

Well considering the quality and acting of the first one she could probably fit right in and not be noticed

Why does everyone hate Lady Gaga so much? (granted, the "Telephone" video was awful, but she's interesting, I think..)

I still haven't seen the first Machete... I need to get on that...

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'd say think before you post but I doubt you have such a capability so it would be lost on you.

Think before you post?......same could be said about you this time



So its your word against RR then pretty much.

first one was funny as i didn;t take it serious at all


as for the sequel, i won;t take it too serious and hopefully it will be funny as well

Is it weird that when I saw the trailer for Machete with Grindhouse 'n whatnot, it looked awesome, but when I saw the trailer for the actual movie it look like garbage? Or am I way off?

That's why I haven't been too keen on seeing it..

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Is it weird that when I saw the trailer for Machete with Grindhouse 'n whatnot, it looked awesome, but when I saw the trailer for the actual movie it look like garbage? Or am I way off?

That's why I haven't been too keen on seeing it..

see it and judge for yourself..

i first saw Machete on Cinemax several months ago.. it will most likely be back on cinemax, hbo, starz, etc soon enough

the acting was poor and it was very silly yet entertaining

Well, here's the trailers side-by-side. The actual film version didn't have the same sense of humor that the Grindhouse one does, to me anyway...

Grindhouse version

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Actual film version

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Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Is it weird that when I saw the trailer for Machete with Grindhouse 'n whatnot, it looked awesome, but when I saw the trailer for the actual movie it look like garbage? Or am I way off?

That's why I haven't been too keen on seeing it..

It's still quirky enough to enjoy.
Some great one liners, some nice shots of T&A, some big names hardly acting but having fun...it's a fun ride.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker

the acting was poor

Its not ment to be A grade acting.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Its not ment to be A grade acting.


that was one of the best things about Machete, they didn;t take themselves too serious and it works

Originally posted by Kazenji
Think before you post?......same could be said about you this time



So its your word against RR then pretty much.

I'm not the one having a go at someone for having a rant, it's a forum...what do you expect? Like I said people are gonna have rants and opinions, they're gonna be different to yours and just cause they are doesn't make them stupid

Where in my post did I even say RR was wrong? I said that I've seen some good movie posters for shit movies...what the hell does that have to do with anything RR said? Maybe RR is right, maybe Gaga is a good actress and will fit right into the role and if she does I'll happily admit I was wrong but in the mean time allow me to sceptical.

Get a room, fellas.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Get a room, fellas.

I have standards

Originally posted by steverules_2
What's she gonna do? Wear a meat dress and tell the killer he can't see her p-p-p-poker face? I don't think I could watch a movie with lady gaga and even if I could I'm not sure I could take it seriously

As somebody mentioned, Lindsey Lohan was in the first, so.... that is your cut off? Somewhere between Lohan and Gaga?

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Why does everyone hate Lady Gaga so much? (granted, the "Telephone" video was awful, but she's interesting, I think..)

I still haven't seen the first Machete... I need to get on that...

it was more funny then entertaining, the mexican revolution kinda dealy

Originally posted by Myth
As somebody mentioned, Lindsey Lohan was in the first, so.... that is your cut off? Somewhere between Lohan and Gaga?

the cut off is if there is a pop star you know it will be good.

I love Danny Trejo
real life backstory, he actually was a criminal. He looks ugly but you kinda respect that, and some how get turned on by how he has that, bad boy swagger"

Gaga suits a tacky sleazy Grindhouse film environment. She really does. Actually she fits in these kinds of films better than Robert De Niro.

And as much as all Rodriguez films become stale after half an hour I always appreciate his attempts at this genre.

He lacks real vision though and seems to get bored before finishing his films. For they always feel rushed by the end. He couldn't get it right the first time yet he's making another one. Oh well good luck to him.

Gaga will draw in bigger bucks.

Originally posted by the ninjak

He couldn't get it right the first time yet he's making another one. Oh well good luck to him.


Well this sequel was pretty much planned if you've seen the ending of the first one.

Originally posted by the ninjak
And as much as all Rodriguez films become stale after half an hour I always appreciate his attempts at this genre.

He lacks real vision though and seems to get bored before finishing his films. For they always feel rushed by the end.

Um... not true for Sin City, From Dusk till Dawn, El Mariachi, Desperado, and Planet Terror. Those were all pretty f#cking legit in my book. Once Upon a Time in Mexico sucked, though.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Well this sequel was pretty much planned if you've seen the ending of the first one.

Yeah I remember. I also heard the girl from Spykids is gonna be in it. The brother was in the last one.

I also heard she has huge cans. Hopefully we'll get to see them.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Um... not true for Sin City, From Dusk till Dawn, El Mariachi, Desperado, and Planet Terror. Those were all pretty f#cking legit in my book. Once Upon a Time in Mexico sucked, though.


if you have directv, dish or some other system, the first Machete comes on tonight

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Once Upon a Time in Mexico sucked, though.

I liked Once Upon a Time in Mexico... Just how they could've done the big finale for it, Its ment to be that guy's army storming the presidential palace and it felt like **** all is happening.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Um... not true for Sin City, From Dusk till Dawn, El Mariachi, Desperado, and Planet Terror. Those were all pretty f#cking legit in my book. Once Upon a Time in Mexico sucked, though.

I forgot about Dusk till Dawn and Sin City. Yeah they were good.

Desperado series were just crap versions of Django.
Planet Terror a dull version of Nightmare City. Had a few good scenes but most of it was bleh.

From Rodriguez as a director, I have liked:
El Mariachi
Desperado
From Dusk Till Dawn
Sin City (loved this movie)
Grindhouse/Planet Terror (loved this too)
Machete

Really, I have only hated Once Upon A Time in Mexico and I never saw the Spy Kids movies. I can't remember if I ever saw the Faculty or if it was just forgettable. Finally, he didn't direct Predators, but I believe he played a major role in the film and I enjoyed it as a suitable reboot to Predator.

Originally posted by the ninjak
I forgot about Dusk till Dawn and Sin City. Yeah they were good.

Desperado series were just crap versions of Django.
Planet Terror a dull version of Nightmare City. Had a few good scenes but most of it was bleh.

I know your only pointing out those movies are better some of those movie which RR has done

but it means squat really when folks haven't seen them.

Originally posted by Kazenji
I know your only pointing out those movies are better some of those movie which RR has done

but it means squat really when folks haven't seen them.


So my opinion means squat because people haven't seen the movies I've seen?

Machete and Hobo With A Shotgun are the two Grindhouse faux trailers to get the feature treatment. Both were actually more entertaining in their shorter form, in my opinion. Now, Machete is getting the sequel treatment...?

I wish I could strap Robert Rodriguez to a chair, give him truth serum, and get the real reason why that follow up to Sin City has yet to be made, after they were so eager...

Originally posted by roughrider
I wish I could strap Robert Rodriguez to a chair, give him truth serum, and get the real reason why that follow up to Sin City has yet to be made, after they were so eager...

Yeah, at this point it's gonna have to be pretty epic to please, cuz it's been so long.. I dunno.. people might have kind of lost interest.

I watched Machete.. lol. It was entertaining. Some parts were actually pretty hilarious. But most of the money shots were shown on the trailer. I do look forward to seeing Gaga sleezin' it up in the sequel, though. Should be fun. And this time I won't watch any trailers.

they can't make this movie better then number one. His brother died I think in the first one? Whats going to be the plot this time? What made this movie, is that they didn't see him coming) I just wish they would leave good movies alone.

^ You make no sense



Marko Zaror joins..... The "Bruce Lee of Latin America" which it has in the link

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/rorschachsrants/news/?a=66021

Originally posted by Kazenji
Marko Zaror joins..... The "Bruce Lee of Latin America" which it has in the link

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/rorschachsrants/news/?a=66021

Never heard of him, but neat.. i'll have to check him out when i get a chance.

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=93002

Click to see Alexa Vega... the older sister in the "Spy Kids" movies.

Pretty much all grown up now!!

I would hit that like it owed me money.

Originally posted by siriuswriter

Pretty much all grown up now!!

Bodacious implants!

She didn't look like that in Spy Kids 4.

http://imageshack.us/a/img706/9153/machetekills.jpg

^ sexy

I want to see Machete Kills for Mel Gibson, Danny Trejo and Sexy Chicks.

Is Mel Gibson in it?? Say it isn't so... i hope his celebrity hasn't been dragged down to the level of Lindsay Lohan.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Is Mel Gibson in it?? Say it isn't so... i hope his celebrity hasn't been dragged down to the level of Lindsay Lohan.

Don't understand what you're implying....that every actor that's in Machete is on the downward spiral of fame?

Holy jeez, he IS in it.

I'm not saying that for EVERY actor. But seems like it would be a bit of a step down for someone like Mel, actor/director extraordinair. Just with his numerous "falls from grace" in the public eye. I hope he can somehow recover. But then again he might need to make fun of himself a little to win us back over..

Have you seen Get The Gringo with Gibson? It was a fun movie & very typical of Gibson's classic bad guy/good guy dual roles.

I mean no matter what calibre of you're at, are you really gonna say no to being part of a Rodriguez film? It honestly looks like everyone has fun making the movie.

Really rather not see Gaga's ****. Prefer Lohans

Here's Alexa Vega's look for Machete Kills

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/4108/vegamachete.jpg

It's weird seeing Alexa as a child in the Spy Kid series & then seeing her now....with implants.

Is that the chick from Sons of Anarchy?

Originally posted by Myth
Is that the chick from Sons of Anarchy?

Try Spy Kids.

i'll be laughing a lot during this film.. seems loads and lots of fun

Originally posted by Kazenji
http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/4108/vegamachete.jpg

(that's worth repeating)

Originally posted by Kazenji
Try Spy Kids.

Ok, she looks a lot like the pornstar that Ope married.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Here's Alexa Vega's look for Machete Kills

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/4108/vegamachete.jpg
Holy ****. You blink, and the young girl grows up to look like Shakira.

Robert Rodriguez Considering Fourth 'Mariachi' Movie

http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2013/01/23/robert-rodriguez-fourth-mariachi-movie-antonio-banderas/

Hm... Once Upon a Time in Mexico was very bad. I hope he drops this consideration.

It was okay personally

felt like the ending could'eve been done better.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/Ash_ED/578337_10151541706641788_1497402694_n_zpsc4b5296e.jpg

Hahaha.. I can't help but think of Austin Powers.

"Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those, baby?"

"Maybe you should try some foreplay, Austin."

"Right, right.."

Charlie Sheen is changing back to his birth name for Machete Kills

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=104760

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v484/Ash_ED/972134_10151579871670808_1233455584_n_zps154fae85.jpg


he looks like Max Payne from the second game for me.

Estevez! Awesome! Emilio may also cameo if that stands as a clue!!

ill watch it as long as machete isnt in it

saw the trailer during Furious 6.. like the first one this looks soooo damn stupid and funny, it will be good

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
saw the trailer during Furious 6.. like the first one this looks soooo damn stupid and funny, it will be good

I've read it got shown during Furious 6

but yet it hasn't been uploaded to the net.....last i looked.

Originally posted by Kazenji
I've read it got shown during Furious 6

but yet it hasn't been uploaded to the net.....last i looked.


i believe the trailer is online

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If it's as outrageous as the 1st one, I'm in. Can't wait to see a red band trailer.

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Machete Kills is an upcoming action film, written and directed by Robert Rodriguez. It is the second in a series that started with the 2010 film Machete.


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machete kills looks like a crappy movie, oh well lets see

I'm kind of surprised that there isn't a Red Band trailer for this yet. But anyway, here's a bunch of posters/images: BloodyDisgusting.

http://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2999/01/poster.jpg

about time this fkn thing came out.

Jesus **** its taken forever.

I love the ending wen they scream out his name, macheteee! Cant wait love the trailer.

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^ Damn, I didn't realize Cuba Gooding was in this. Haha.. this is gonna be awesomely bad.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
about time this fkn thing came out.

Jesus **** its taken forever.

It's because you don't rush a masterpiece.

I cannot wait to DL this and watch it....... wide cinema release??

Not sure

the first one got a limited release.

I like Machete.Danny Trejo action is so good in Machete.