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Holy shit.

If Ford didn't become Indiana, Tom Selleck would've been better then the Hoff.

Who was also up for the part. I bet they met lots of actors to play Indy. When Selleck dropped out they clearly didnt have an alternative and then they remembered Ford... who made movie history.

In mulitverse reality, there is almost certainly a version of things where this actually happened.

A truely frightnening prospect.

We can only pray that these realties do not intersect at any time.

But they do... and when they do we call them sucky movies.
the thing is, sometimes it DOES work out well.

Like Under Siege? (Originally from a universe where Die Hard hadn't been made )

There ya go.

He ALSO cooks.

Any good?

Not judging by his microwave using prowess, and that the only thing he oven cooked in the movie ended up burned.

Sucker

Yup.

Now what?

We sack the caterer.

Ah yes, I never liked him anyway.

klaatu barada nikto?

All three?

Don't they work down at the local fish and chip shop?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
All three?

Only if you say them EXACTLY that way. We don't want no armies of the dead around here.

This is my boomstick.

Wonder what would happen if Gort is around, Will it command him to do things and also summon a army of the dead.

The Hoff couldn't have been Indy. I refuse to believe it was ever an option.

Spielberg told him to F Off!

That would make for an awesome movie, Kaz...get screenwriting..

We would all hope so, Ninjak...we would all hope so......

Spielberg and Lucas wouldn't have had a go at it.

For many reasons.

Well, they didn't.

Maybe.

A tribute to the guv'nah.. the shupierior shayyer of the letter esshhhh.
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OMG...


Love the S with an H song though.