Kmc Fantasy Football

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Barker
Kramer and I are starting up an 8-man league for this coming football season and you should join up. It's going to be a pretty basic league, non-auction, snake draft, default points settings, etc etc etc.

Also we want to set up a prize for the winner (to encourage competition), so if you're interested, be prepared to donate $10 or so to the pot. Winner take all. If there's enough interest we could expand to 10 if necessary. (As it stands, there are 6 spots open.)

Linkage is here, and when the group is finalized we can all talk about any changes we want made to the rules before the draft (which I have scheduled for August 24th at 8 Eastern - again, very changeable).

This is open to anyone on KMC, not just the people I normally shitpost with.

Any questions, PM me. 13

Also Thorinn told me he's very interested.

Also this isn't spam.

ThorinWoofer
No I'm not.

Barker
ef1

ThorinWoofer
So who is in?

Barker
Originally posted by Barker
Kramer and I are starting up an 8-man league for this coming football season and you should join up. It's going to be a pretty basic league, non-auction, snake draft, default points settings, etc etc etc.

Also we want to set up a prize for the winner (to encourage competition), so if you're interested, be prepared to donate $10 or so to the pot. Winner take all. If there's enough interest we could expand to 10 if necessary. (As it stands, there are 6 spots open.)

Linkage is here, and when the group is finalized we can all talk about any changes we want made to the rules before the draft (which I have scheduled for August 24th at 8 Eastern - again, very changeable).

This is open to anyone on KMC, not just the people I normally shitpost with.

Any questions, PM me. 13

Also Thorinn told me he's very interested.

Also this isn't spam.

ThorinWoofer
Just you and Kramer?

Barker
And 2D

ThorinWoofer
I'm sure.

Barker
I am hunger

ThorinWoofer
So who is in?

Barker
idk, haven't checked it in a few days

ThorinWoofer
Everybody's left by now.

Barker
***

parenthesis
Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
So who is in? League hasn't been finished making obviously. No one post in this thread until Barker finishes it!!!

Barker
i'm allowed to post in here

ThorinWoofer
I'll join.

Barker
join

ThorinWoofer
Later

Barker
you'll call today

ThorinWoofer
Can I draft most of the Texans?

Barker
if you like wasting $10 sure

ThorinWoofer
I forgot you want us to pay in.

Barker
yeah, it's gonna go up soon

ThorinWoofer
How many of the chargers do you want on your team?

Barker
Gates maybe, I like to keep chargers off my FF team so I'm not getting mad about winning one or the ohter

Might try to steal Mathews in the 2nd or 3rd because he's injured and will probably fall down the board

ThorinWoofer
noneermm

Barker
I mean, am i right

ThorinWoofer
i guess

Barker
Which reminds me, are you going to join

ThorinWoofer
When's the deadline

Barker
idk

ThorinWoofer
I'm out anyway.

Barker
You mean

in

ThorinWoofer
I'll see.

Barker
It's $10

ThorinWoofer
Do you know how the rich stay rich?

Barker
killing people, stealing their money

ThorinWoofer
And they don't throw it away on frivolous things

Barker
buying the browns is frivolous

ThorinWoofer
Yes

Barker
I wish Roface still came here

ThorinWoofer
You shouldn't have scared him

Barker
I didn't even do anything

ThorinWoofer
Pestering him to call you, and text you, and buy a ticket to Utah so y'all can be together, is off putting.

Barker
I think Kramer and I exchanged numbers and I was better friends with Roland at the time so I figured it was a forgone conclusion i'd text him so I was all "yeah we should exchange numbers" and he was all "keep online friends online" or something

was never the same

hold me

ThorinWoofer
haermm

you sad sad loser

Barker
i wonder if he ever gave DD girl the D

ThorinWoofer
dunkin donuts girl?

Barker
some fat chick in his math class

i have a funny story about it I don't feel like typing at work haermm

ThorinWoofer
That's nice.

Barker
Ok so there was this fat chick with massive jugs and I think I remember him having a fat fetish

Anyway he did anal with her and he told me and the first thing I asked was if it stank haermm

end of transmission

ThorinWoofer
haermm

It shouldn't smell if you wrap it up.

Barker
I don't think he did because he was only 5"

Barker
I mean 5'

ThorinWoofer
He told you his peener size messed

Barker
no his size size

ThorinWoofer
Sure thing detective

Barker
you are such a ***

ThorinWoofer
You're the one talking about penises

silver_tears
I regret ever having read the convo that just transpired.

ThorinWoofer
We cut loose when mama isn't around

Barker
It was a good one

silver_tears
sick

ThorinWoofer
haermm

silver_tears
I wish I could get that time back haermm

ThorinWoofer
You wasted it yourself haermm

Barker
i hung out with honks today

ThorinWoofer
tap that ass?

Barker
no

she's cute

but i'm not attracted to her at all

ThorinWoofer
Of course you aren't. upb

silver_tears
She's cute? haermm

Barker
yeah, would smash

ThorinWoofer
homo

Barker
with no regrets got damn

ThorinWoofer
When did you pop your cherry

Barker
13

ThorinWoofer
Daaaayyuummm

silver_tears
Let's agree to disagree.

Barker
i don't agree to that

silver_tears
Me neither

ThorinWoofer
pimp

Barker
i prefer P I double Imp

ThorinWoofer
that makes no cents

Barker
Heaven can wait

ThorinWoofer
Call me Thanatos

Barker
Hell no

ThorinWoofer
You will

Barker
join or die

ThorinWoofer
Join what?

Barker
what thread are you in idiot

ThorinWoofer
I don't know

Barker
did you join yet btw

ThorinWoofer
No.

Barker
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Here, have this.

Barker
I will never sing backup vocals to EF while she plays in some random record store

ThorinWoofer
loser

Digi
Link doesn't work.

$10 is stupid.

Barker
$10 is genius.

If you win you get $80.

Digi
If someone won't pay attention for $0, they won't for $10. There's also the matter of most of us don't actually know each other. If I'm going to share credit card info for something, it'll be for a lot more than 10 bucks on an internet chat board.

Drop the cost and I'm in. We'll have a nice 2-man league.

ThorinWoofer
I'd only join for bragging rights

Barker
you guys are silly

but i'm also desperate. I think I need to email you invites unless I'm doing it wrong

Barker
http://haermm.league.fantasy.nfl.com/

Password is vinnyvalentine

Edit: Also working out details on the league. It looks like just the 4 of us now, so if there are any other KMCers you guys think would be interested, invite them will you? I'd like to keep it KMC-only if possible.

ThorinWoofer
four member sounds like an acceptable number.

Barker
Idk I prefer 8 so it's not dumb

ThorinWoofer
it's dumb either way.

Digi
4 is funny. 6 is dumb. 8 is legit. 12 is best.

will join as soon as i finish the signature for our duel.

Barker
topgun I'm still pissed about that

Digi
joined. i'm excited. let's get 8.

didn't finish the sig yet. extension?

Barker
Slight extension.

T I need you to join please

CowardlyBlakMan
OK, I'm in

Need password

CowardlyBlakMan
To much info

Barker

ThorinWoofer
haermm the troll wanted in

Barker
She's leaving home bye bye

ThorinWoofer
no expression no expression no expression shifty shifty shifty smart sleep love love

Barker
no expression

ThorinWoofer
How many people have you suckered in?

Barker
1

ThorinWoofer
Haha

Digi
Draft is tomorrow?

rawr.

Barker
is it?

well shit.

ThorinWoofer
Have you already lost interest?

Barker
You havent even joined yet

ThorinWoofer
I'm not going to join.

Barker
the draft is tonight so join up soon

ThorinWoofer
you're ****ing deaf

Barker
not long now to join up, might want to join up soon

ThorinWoofer
Yeah, I'll get right on that

Barker
I want to push the date back

ThorinWoofer
Don't dick around, or people will leave

Barker
You mean Digi

ThorinWoofer
I thought Kramer and Vinny were in

Barker
Vinny is a *** and it's strictly no ***s allowed

ThorinWoofer
By that rule, you should be out too

Digi
Originally posted by Digi
We'll have a nice 2-man league.

Digi
...what's happening here?

Barker
What the heck

Digi
wut

Barker
waiting for you

Digi
I'm in the league. signed up and everything. didn't hear about a draft - i figure i missed it.

Barker
I don't know when it is

Digi
Well, the season starts tonight. So it's probably done already, with our squads being auto-picked.

This was a good idea, but there may not be enough people left that would be interested. srug We used to have a league over in the sports forum for 3-4 years, it was good times. Anymore, not so much.

Barker
no one showed remote interest srug

kmc is dead, miss it, miss it

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