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Shit in post.

we'll be happy as a 1950s tv family

cept times infinity

Where is the woman with my lunch?

i might leave work to go to cafe rio

You're so predictable.

I didn't

You're humdrum

more like

the manliest man on kmc

nice poem

131wank

you're everything good girl and you're all that matters to me

Gggggay

it's a very serious love song and ode to my one true love

I'm flattered, but I like you as a friend

as in 2D

nice save homo

the moon doens't revolve around you

The universe does.

Do you have ANY

idea

how BIG

the universe is

yes

give it to me straight, doc

Its so big, it would take us trillions of years to see even a quarter of known space.

Do you know what hyperbole means?

Yes.

I'm being literal though

ah, gotcha

Do you?

No jockey

Evil laugh

I'm bringing Honks back to my place this weekend to make Frybread

Might try to give her the D

Give it to her good ol'boy

I don't know how

will you teach me

Gross

Dude

That was out of line


But yeah I will

costanza dude, unnatural

Thrust like a champ.

i ran into her at target today

she has small ****

did you not notice before?

I'd seen her twice in the past two years, both times at night so no

Weren't you friends before that?

Dated here before 07-08

gave her the d several times, but she moved all over the place between now and then

did she grow them over night or something?

you mean ungrow

srug

I would still rather marry 2D in a mormon temple and start a family by 2015

Stop talking

I can't

I can't

you ever seen a red beaver?

stop talking about sex

But I'm not

I was

i'm going to kill myself

nice knowing ya

you're supposed to try to stop me

That would be counter productive

Oh yeah huh

yeah, huh

i wan 2 marry

Whooooooooo

i have crippling oneitis

What's the remedy

a full year of working out

pump it brah

imma pump it real hard

haermm

it's not funny i'm serious

yeah I'm sure in your own way you are

costanza

topgun

Why do you upload crap?

it soothes my oneitis

More like dumbassitis

**** you

haermm

soon

i will be hulkmode

sure you will.

We go high you and I

how high

it wasn't that special

we're gonna come down together

Lets never come down

dude gay

Let's stay high, in the sky

come down dude

I CAN'T RIGHT NOW

take a chill pill

I just said I can't, are you blind?

Oh yeah, a little hehe

don't hehe

Yeah I felt a little awkward typing it but it just came out that way ok!!

don't do it again

haermm

I'm sirius

learn basic english, fiend

They call it the Juggernaut naughty

Play in traffic

I did once, that's when I learned I was destined for greatness

was it like that seinfeld where george plays frogger in traffic with the frogger machine

Drop dead heathen

days since sig needed to be changed: 34

yeah you do need to change your sig.

very clever

no its not

I'm sorry, I don't seem to remember asking your opinion

This is a public forum, get over it.

It's not public

Yes it is

will you play video games with me

I thought you'd never ask.

don't get snippy

kill yourself

there are no bridges around here

Seek alternative methods

I don't think so

Fine I'll kill you myself

Get a load of this guy

Yeah, I'm totally boss

We're like wrestling bros

Did you put fangs on him?

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2012/0823/555581/mark-henry/

step it up, T

I DONT FOLLOWING WRESTLING ANYMORE, WHY THE **** WOULD I KNOW THAT?

because as weird as i act here

who the **** shops cm punk as a devil

Never answered the question

idk

Why do you exist

mom and dad

Will be punished severely

how abou tno

Yes, they've committed a most grievous crime

you're mom

How clever

I don't want no trabble

I thought it was funny when he said, wus'sup my neega

that never happened

it did

vince mcman?

Its McMahon

I'M VINCE MCMAHON DAMN IT

Do you have the brass to kick anyone's ass?

I'm the asskickingest person I know

You should not spread lies

I have literally never lied in my life yet so far yet

Its a good thing you didn't say, may the lord strike me dead if I'm lying.

i should have

I would have gone to your funeral

i couldn't sleep last night so I planned out this elaborate situation where I'm at the top of willis tower and it gets bombed and stuff and i come out looking like a hero and ask 2D out and she has to say yes because i'm a national treasure

Imagine a scenario where you can get her without a tragedy happening.