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A fanboy with a grudge and a deep pocket book wants to do an on screen rape job of Spiderman rivaling Superman Returns and Dark Knight Rises. George Lucas Chris Nolan, and Brian Singer are busy collaborating on a Star Wars rape fest, so the choices are Michael Bay, John Wu, Joel Shumacher, or Peter Jackson. Which director would be best suited to pull off such a task?

No doubt Joel Schumaker.

Matter of fact. Michael Bay directing Spiderman would probably be one of the greatest theater experiences of my life.

Bay fo sure!

Uwe Boll would be fun.