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CIS is completely off for this fight. This is prereboot Supes and Orion.

Who wins? No bfring.

Draw.

Is this KMC surfer?

ITS A TRAP!

Thor and Surfer

Thor and Surfer

Superman and Orion.

Thor and Surfer. Superman is the weak link.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
ITS A TRAP!

Surfer solos!

Thaw / Surfa

Originally posted by janus77
Surfer solos!

Lol

Thor/Surfer

Superman grabs thor's arm that's holding the hammer and beats the silver surfer to death with mjolnir in 1 femtosecond while the surfer is a statue. Superman solos.


This is a dumb thread btw

Two IMPs from superman and thor/surfer are at least ktfo.

Thor and Surfer

Orion solos

surfer solos

Orion shits on Surfer's chest.




Then solos.

ewwww...lies thats not in his character!

Prove that Orion doesn't have the ability to shit on chests.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Prove that Orion doesn't have the ability to shit on chests. never been shown on panel so its only speculation on your part...if you find me proof I will concede

If he can shit period, he can shit on chests.

Prove that New Gods don't have to shit.

Thor and Silver Surfer, more versatile and raw power.

Hmm..

Originally posted by CosmicComet
If he can shit period, he can shit on chests.

Prove that New Gods don't have to shit.

Scans of him shitting on someones chest thats on the level of Surfer?

Both Superman and Orion know armbars, and CIS is off. Surfer is the weak link.

Originally posted by Delta1938
Both Superman and Orion know armbars, and CIS is off. Surfer is the weak link.
Surfer slices through them both.

CIS off makes Surfer lethal... And Orion and Superman just don't have anything to match Surfer's speed, versatility and sheer power output.

Originally posted by janus77
Surfer slices through them both.

CIS off makes Surfer lethal... And Orion and Superman just don't have anything to match Surfer's speed, versatility and sheer power output.

Except, everything. And Superman and Orion know armbars. And we know armbars>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Surfer.

Originally posted by Delta1938
Except, everything. And Superman and Orion know armbars. And we know armbars>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Surfer.

Who do you think is faster between Superman and the Silver Surfer?

Originally posted by Delta1938
Except, everything. And Superman and Orion know armbars. And we know armbars>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Surfer.
They're not black, so they cannot possibly do it .

Also, they won't have any arms to try it with either

Originally posted by keiththegreat
Who do you think is faster between Superman and the Silver Surfer?

Combat speed, definitely Superman. Travel speed? Maybe Surfer.

Originally posted by janus77
They're not black, so they cannot possibly do it .

Also, they won't have any arms to try it with either

You need to be black to pull-off armbars? When the Hell did I turn black?

There IS no combat if, Surfer just slices them both in two, in the opening nano-second .

Originally posted by janus77
There IS no combat if, Surfer just slices them both in two, in the opening nano-second .

Superman's reaction time is greater than nanosecond.

And since you have to be black to pull-off an armbar, when did I become black? Must've been a really long time ago. How did this happen?

Originally posted by Delta1938
Superman's reaction time is greater than nanosecond.

And since you have to be black to pull-off an armbar, when did I become black? Must've been a really long time ago. How did this happen?
I don't know what colour you are, but yes it is a stipulation with regards to the arm-bar.

I said within the first nanosecond, not that it would take a nano-second to do, Surfer reacts far far faster than that.

Originally posted by janus77
I don't know what colour you are, but yes it is a stipulation with regards to the arm-bar.

I said within the first nanosecond, not that it would take a nano-second to do, Surfer reacts far far faster than that.

Well, I thought I was white, but I've successfully done armbars, so I don't know anymore. How did I turn black?

And Superman's reaction time is much greater than nanosecond. In fact, I'd like to see these alleged examples of Surfer's reacting time being as great as you claim. The only nanosecond example I saw was questionable and inferior to examples I've seen for Superman, if we're to take Surfer's at face value.

But please, first answer how I became black.

Superman kills them both in first femtosecond, obviously.

Originally posted by janus77
I don't know what colour you are, but yes it is a stipulation with regards to the arm-bar.

Is there something wrong with my eyes? I ask 'cuz--

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FoVrbtdYQgo/UBwj2j6LuRI/AAAAAAAABt0/RvyQOVT6p3E/s1600/LauzonArmbar.jpg

http://mimg.ugo.com/201003/38870/armbarcreditufc.jpg

http://api.ning.com/files/Fj45J7j3OHOCi*cUzZ14tq*XeHmfyV818SlnMC2Jnd277P5kF-LLK19l8mTtu85jMPx7bdyv5-g9VNtfiPblNtf1hvRl6D7n/tito_armbar.jpg

http://lexfridman.com/blogs/training/files/2012/05/judo-arm-bar.jpg

http://lordn.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/armbar.jpg

--I don't see any black people there.

You've got racist eyes!

It's what happens when you watch so much gay porn!

Originally posted by janus77
You've got racist eyes!

I see Royce Gracie(a Brazilian), Tito Ortiz(mixed, white and Mexican) and a couple Japanese dudes, so how do I have racist eyes?

Originally posted by janus77
It's what happens when you watch so much gay porn!

You're the one who pays me well 'cuz nobody wants to see your work.

a CIS surfer is beastly...team one wins

1.) Pick the team you fanboy most for.
2.) Lowball the opposition.
3.) Claim you're not biased and the forum hates your team so you can portray them as the victim.
4.) Repeat as necessary.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
1.) Pick the team you fanboy most for.
2.) Lowball the opposition.
3.) Claim you're not biased and the forum hates your team so you can portray them as the victim.
4.) Repeat as necessary. Abhi ?

Originally posted by PillarofOsiris
Lol http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Don+t+feed+the+trolls+kids..+Don+t+do+it+or+they+ll_7b6ebc_4010720.jpg

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Team 1 though.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
1.) Pick the team you fanboy most for.
2.) Lowball the opposition.
3.) Claim you're not biased and the forum hates your team so you can portray them as the victim.
4.) Repeat as necessary. hahaha

Originally posted by abhilegend
Superman kills them both in first femtosecond, obviously.

Your such a fanboy, all you do is go on EVERY SINGLE post that involves suoerman and claim he stomps. No matter what the circumstances are.

Surfer with CIS off is hard to stop.
He's a monster indeed.

Originally posted by trollfacejpg
Your such a fanboy, all you do is go on EVERY SINGLE post that involves suoerman and claim he stomps. No matter what the circumstances are.

Not really, I argued against him many times when he was saying Superman doesn't win.

Also he does give his reasoning and supports it by scans though. That's honorable at least.

Looks like a lot of butthurt surfer/thor fans here.Originally posted by trollfacejpg
Your such a fanboy, all you do is go on EVERY SINGLE post that involves suoerman and claim he stomps. No matter what the circumstances are.
Prove me wrong then.Originally posted by JakeTheBank
1.) Pick the team you fanboy most for.
2.) Lowball the opposition.
3.) Claim you're not biased and the forum hates your team so you can portray them as the victim.
4.) Repeat as necessary. I did none of those here.Originally posted by quanchi112
Abhi ?

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Orion solos

Originally posted by abhilegend
I did none of those here.

Never said you did.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Abhi ?

This post is the absolute definition of irony.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Never said you did.
So we're clear? Good.

Originally posted by abhilegend
So we're clear? Good.

Clear about what?

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Clear about what?
Superman knocking both these twerps out in a femtosecond with an IMP, what else?

Originally posted by abhilegend
Superman knocking both these twerps out in a femtosecond with an IMP, what else?



You're the Joker to Carver's Batman, no doubt. An irresistible force meeting an unmovable object, locked in a never ending battle in which he won't kill you out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness and you won't kill him because he's too much fun.

Hug and kiss and make up.

DO IT NOW!

Originally posted by JakeTheBank


You're the Joker to Carver's Batman, no doubt. An irresistible force meeting an unmovable object, locked in a never ending battle in which he won't kill you out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness and you won't kill him because he's too much fun.

F you Jake!

You don't create an analogue for me but you do for Abhi??

F you!

Orion and Superman. The opposition is to slow, they got only movement speed but not the fighting speed to keep up. I'm not biased but Supes gets so much hate on this forum...

Orion and Superman. The opposition is to slow, they got only movement speed but not the fighting speed to keep up. I'm not biased but Supes gets so much hate on this forum...
Orion and Superman. The opposition is to slow, they got only movement speed but not the fighting speed to keep up. I'm not biased but Supes gets so much hate on this forum...

biscuits

Originally posted by JakeTheBank


You're the Joker to Carver's Batman, no doubt. An irresistible force meeting an unmovable object, locked in a never ending battle in which he won't kill you out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness and you won't kill him because he's too much fun.

Jake, making Abhi Joker and Carver Batman would only be appropriate if Carver ever won a debate.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
F you Jake!

You don't create an analogue for me but you do for Abhi??

F you!

You're the herald of the Rider. sneer

What more do you want?

Originally posted by JakeTheBank


You're the Joker to Carver's Batman, no doubt. An irresistible force meeting an unmovable object, locked in a never ending battle in which he won't kill you out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness and you won't kill him because he's too much fun.
That's you and me jake. Carver is toyman to my superman, I basically toy with him.

Originally posted by abhilegend
That's you and me jake. Carver is toyman to my superman, I basically toy with him.

I already told you that you were the Kristoff to my Victor von Doom.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
I already told you that you were the Kristoff to my Victor von Doom.
That's mindset.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Carver is toyman to my superman, I basically toy with him.

lol.