Douchiest Moment

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ctsketch
I was inspired by this photo of Namor... so who can show me douchiest panel of any character?

http://denimjedi.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/namor-creepy-smile.jpg

Damborgson
http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/6727219/fear-itself-01-21.jpg.html

http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/6727226/fear-itself-01-23.jpg.html

http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/6727227/fear-itself-01-24.jpg.html

Odin the benevolent everybody

HueyFreeman
Hands down one of the Douchiest character moments ever

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/7213/barton4.jpg

Badabing
This should work.

Zack Fair
LoL Supes douche face is priceless.

PillarofOsiris
Originally posted by Damborgson
http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/6727219/fear-itself-01-21.jpg.html

http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/6727226/fear-itself-01-23.jpg.html

http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/6727227/fear-itself-01-24.jpg.html

Odin the benevolent everybody

thumb up

HueyFreeman
http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/1705/cyclopsx.jpg

Nothing quite says "douche" like kissing your new girl over your dead wifes grave.

ctsketch
Originally posted by Badabing
This should work.

LOL, I picture him saying "Haters gonna hate"

HueyFreeman
http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/9445/reed3.jpg

HueyFreeman
http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/3091/tumblrm51x93ndc91qktgsy.jpg

Zack Fair
I want to strangle a kitten every time I see that page of Gwen and Osborn..

SamZED
Why cant they retcon it into him raping Gwen...

Bouboumaster
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/1325092-ap3starkc_super.jpg

Bouboumaster
Reed wins.

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm9/cteca7/70marvelpanel6JPG.jpg

Bouboumaster
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/44967/920652-goddamnbatman_super.jpg

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/7666/920658-flash_1974_227_15_super.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ea/SHEHULK006.jpg/250px-SHEHULK006.jpg

Damborgson
http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/3841/751/1600/640530/LoisLane79.jpg

HueyFreeman
http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/7226/onthegrave.jpg

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/8792/126441.jpg
Having sex with his best friends girl over the guys freshly dug grave.

Mindset
Originally posted by SamZED
Why cant they retcon it into him raping Gwen... Because Gwen is a ***** who deserved to die.

HueyFreeman
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/981/tumblrm8dfapoozf1qmczvi.png

Mindset
http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Oprahs-Bees.gif

Bouboumaster
Originally posted by Mindset
http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Oprahs-Bees.gif

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/lupychica/1236115/906/600.gif

Mindset
Oprah will end mankind.

Not even Thomas Cruise could stop her.

Endless Mike
Originally posted by Damborgson
http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/6727219/fear-itself-01-21.jpg.html

http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/6727226/fear-itself-01-23.jpg.html

http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/6727227/fear-itself-01-24.jpg.html

Odin the benevolent everybody

How is Mjolnir staying on Thor's shoulder there?

Originally posted by Mindset
http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Oprahs-Bees.gif

Bees. My God.

HueyFreeman
http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/1045/1246090349470.jpg

Damborgson
Originally posted by Endless Mike
How is Mjolnir staying on Thor's shoulder there?





I was very confused by that.

edit: oh and if anyone has it, post where Odin had the "U Mad" face in Ironman: shattered heroes

Endless Mike
I can show Captain America verbally owning Odin, not sure if that fits in this thread though

HueyFreeman
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/4457/xf22.jpg

HueyFreeman
http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/795/tumblrm4bxlceeat1r2q4rk.jpg

HueyFreeman
http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/5130/quicksilvert.jpg

DarkSaint85
All good submissions, people, but Imperius Douche is still winning. Yes, he even beats Superman's entries.

*cue abhi*

abhilegend
Namor has the best douche face.

-Pr-
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/1705/cyclopsx.jpg

Nothing quite says "douche" like kissing your new girl over your dead wifes grave.

So let's just forget he was telepathically forced to, right?

abhilegend
Originally posted by -Pr-
So let's just forget he was telepathically forced to, right?
Yes.
Come at me.

SamZED
Originally posted by Mindset
Because Gwen is a ***** who deserved to die. Pretty much. Thats the problem, they butchered her personality in order to make her a ****. Thats sad...

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by -Pr-
So let's just forget he was telepathically forced to, right? http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp269/fantasticfangirls/Caroline/scottmaddy.jpg


Happy.

-Pr-
Originally posted by abhilegend
Yes.
Come at me.

Shut it boy.

Originally posted by HueyFreeman
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp269/fantasticfangirls/Caroline/scottmaddy.jpg


Happy.

Extenuating circumstances.

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by -Pr-
Shut it boy.



Extenuating circumstances. Yup like leaving your wife and child (The wife you chose because she looked like your dead wife) . LOL Pr scotts in the douche hall of fame with namor.

abhilegend
Originally posted by -Pr-
Shut it boy.



Extenuating circumstances.
Sorry grampa.

-Pr-
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
Yup like leaving your wife and child (The wife you chose because she looked like your dead wife) . LOL Pr scotts in the douche hall of fame with namor.

He didn't leave them. Secondly, he was mentally compromised, and had been for months.

vansonbee
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
Yup like leaving your wife and child (The wife you chose because she looked like your dead wife) . LOL Pr scotts in the douche hall of fame with namor. Make senses that they're in the same team.

Douche 5

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by -Pr-
He didn't leave them. Secondly, he was mentally compromised, and had been for months. He seems to always be "mentally compromised"

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by vansonbee
Make senses that they're in the same team.

Douche 5 He should form his own small team in X-men like X-force was when they were at utopia

The Douchemen

Cyclops
Namor
Beast
Gambit
and if they can find some way to bring him back Vulcan.

-Pr-
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
He seems to always be "mentally compromised"

So cheating on his wife, even though they were estranged, once, puts him in the douche hall of fame? Really?

JakeTheBank
Cyclops is slowly reaching Pym levels of infamy.

Bouboumaster
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
He should form his own small team in X-men like X-force was when they were at utopia

The Douchemen

Cyclops
Namor
Beast
Gambit
and if they can find some way to bring him back Vulcan.

I'd say, not in order (Marvel):

Cyclops
Namor
Reed Richards
Hank Pym
Starfox (lil' brother of Thanos)

Newjak
Originally posted by vansonbee
Make senses that they're in the same team.

Douche 5 So when their Douche Powers combine do they summon Captain Douche

CosmicComet
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Cyclops is slowly reaching Pym levels of infamy.

Blasphemy.

He will never be on par with greatness like Pym. Ever.

vansonbee
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
I'd say, not in order (Marvel):

Cyclops
Namor
Reed Richards
Hank Pym
Starfox (lil' brother of Thanos) Starfox is out of my zone, when I started reading comics. Anyone wanna fill me up on his douche moments?

CosmicComet
^Just look at his god damn face.

Falcon Man
This thread needs more Superman.


Superboy, budding prostitute consultant (pimp)
http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/98_4_0377.jpg

The Sorrow
Originally posted by vansonbee
Starfox is out of my zone, when I started reading comics. Anyone wanna fill me up on his douche moments?
He used his powers to have Nova snog Firelord in front of Surfers face after he just attacked them both, that was pretty douchey, he even had the stones to make Surfer watch laughing out loud

JayDaDon
Originally posted by SamZED
Pretty much. Thats the problem, they butchered her personality in order to make her a ****. Thats sad...

Sigh, I heard that this was another one of Quesada's brilliant ideas for spider-man. I wish he'd just keep away from the character forever.

Bouboumaster
Originally posted by vansonbee
Starfox is out of my zone, when I started reading comics. Anyone wanna fill me up on his douche moments?

First of all:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ea/SHEHULK006.jpg/250px-SHEHULK006.jpg



After that, you have to know that his name is Eros (no shit) and that he's main power is to "give pleasure" in certain zone of the brain.
In other word, he's some kind of cosmic rapist. And he was an Avengers.

Also, he was put on a trial because he assaulted a married woman.

TheGodKiller
Originally posted by vansonbee
Starfox is out of my zone, when I started reading comics. Anyone wanna fill me up on his douche moments?
He also used used his love powers on Thanos , when they were both kids , which resulted in Thanos becoming the obsessive nihilist that he is today .
http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/thanosorno1.jpg

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by -Pr-
So cheating on his wife, even though they were estranged, once, puts him in the douche hall of fame? Really? Oh no no, that is only the tip of the iceberg of the level of douche that is Scott Summers.
We have his reasons for choosing prior, jumping for jean as soon as she comes back, His little ***** phase after "the twelve " , the psychic cheating with emma, his crying phase over charles xaviers history coming to light. Meanwhile as this is all happening as maddrox put it "he still maintains a healthy self rightious, arrogant, hypocritical disposition." In ther words "super" douche. And I am not even getting into some of his actions on utopia.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ea/SHEHULK006.jpg/250px-SHEHULK006.jpg It's like he's actually posing for a "Lifetime Achievements in Douchebaggery" award.

Nephthys
Don't worry, he got what was coming to him.


Ooooouch. awestun

Endless Mike
Originally posted by Newjak
So when their Douche Powers combine do they summon Captain Douche

Yes. Also known as Pre-Crisis Superman.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ixq0Uy771qgh81uo1_500.jpg

Damborgson
http://www.strangekidsclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/starfox-avengers.jpg

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by Damborgson
http://www.strangekidsclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/starfox-avengers.jpg Longshot does stuff like that all the time. Suprised no one mentions longshot

HueyFreeman
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/461/xfactory.jpg

Damborgson
http://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/21.jpg

Falcon Man
Originally posted by Endless Mike
Yes. Also known as Pre-Crisis Superman.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ixq0Uy771qgh81uo1_500.jpg

Now that's what I'm talking about.

http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/1027_4_030.jpg

http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/1027_4_098.jpg

Damborgson
wtf? laughing

Falcon Man
Ain't he father of the year material?

He's also not very good at handling rejection.

http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/1296_4_081.jpg

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by Falcon Man
Now that's what I'm talking about.

http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/1027_4_030.jpg

http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/1027_4_098.jpg laughing thread winner

-K-M-
There is actually a website for Superman's dickery

http://superdickery.com/index.php?Itemid=45&id=28&layout=blog&option=com_content&view=category
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http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/1296_4_079.jpg

Falcon Man
Originally posted by -K-M-
There is actually a website for Superman's dickery

http://superdickery.com/index.php?Itemid=45&id=28&layout=blog&option=com_content&view=category
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http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/1296_4_079.jpg

God bless that oh so wonderful site. Pre-Crisis Superman deserves such a monument to his douchery.

A statue as well, perhaps. A Statue of Douchery.

HueyFreeman
http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/8315/lolkbt.jpg

-K-M-
haha I literally burst out laughing that pic is so ridic.

The Sorrow
Originally posted by -K-M-
There is actually a website for Superman's dickery

http://superdickery.com/index.php?Itemid=45&id=28&layout=blog&option=com_content&view=category
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http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/1296_4_079.jpg
laughing

That is hilarious. Superdouche ftw

Damborgson
I see how it is....It's all about KM.....

Originally posted by Damborgson http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/3841/751/1600/640530/LoisLane79.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j05ywdU81rbl0boo1_400.png

Falcon Man
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/8315/lolkbt.jpg

That looks like the beginnings of a bad porno. I like it.

Also, in Sue's defense Reed is kind of a douche.


http://luchins.com/dickery/ASM_v2_04_reed_dickery_II.jpg

...And he might be molesting his brother-in-law. Ben appears to be in on it.

"Spread 'em, Johnny."

That poor child.

Endless Mike
Don't use the website, it's full of viruses. Go here instead: http://superdickery.tumblr.com/

Falcon Man
Originally posted by Endless Mike
Don't use the website, it's full of viruses. Go here instead: http://superdickery.tumblr.com/

Huh, that's even better. Thanks.

-K-M-
Originally posted by Damborgson
I see how it is....It's all about KM.....



http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j05ywdU81rbl0boo1_400.png

As it should be cool

celeyhyga17
Dick Rider

Falcon Man
Wolverine (in Peter's body) getting frisky with Mary Jane. Douche worthy. Kinda creepy too.

http://i.imgur.com/jqDJs.jpg

Bouboumaster
It's taken out of context, but seriously...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/volksjager/scansdaliy/DC-260-79F21A1545.jpg

-Pr-
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
Oh no no, that is only the tip of the iceberg of the level of douche that is Scott Summers.
We have his reasons for choosing prior, jumping for jean as soon as she comes back, His little ***** phase after "the twelve " , the psychic cheating with emma, his crying phase over charles xaviers history coming to light. Meanwhile as this is all happening as maddrox put it "he still maintains a healthy self rightious, arrogant, hypocritical disposition." In ther words "super" douche. And I am not even getting into some of his actions on utopia.

What?

Cyclops has had his douche moments (it comes with the territory of being a leader), but most of what you just named isn't his fault at all, is untrue, or just plain isn't douchey.

Really, the affair thing is the only one on that list.

Originally posted by -K-M-
There is actually a website for Superman's dickery

http://superdickery.com/index.php?Itemid=45&id=28&layout=blog&option=com_content&view=category
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http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/1296_4_079.jpg

Clark's expression is pure gold.

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by -Pr-
What?

Cyclops has had his douche moments (it comes with the territory of being a leader), but most of what you just named isn't his fault at all, is untrue, or just plain isn't douchey.

Really, the affair thing is the only one on that list.



Clark's expression is pure gold. Him leaving Madelyn as soon as jean returned is not his fault? When he got caught with emma his first answer was "we didnt do anything wrong". The better part of Morrisons new x-men run had cyclops brooding over the incident with the twelve (like gambit crying over the morlock tunnel Massacre it gets old real fast). Then he got all self rightious on xavier like a little boy realizing his father is not perfect for the first time (I mean xaviers no saint but come on his girlfriend is the freakin white queen). The better part of this event(as bad as it is) is scotts fault. He is quite the hypocritical d bag. In childrens crusade wiccan even confronts him on how big a hypocrite he is.

CosmicComet
Originally posted by -Pr-




Clark's expression is pure gold.
Pre-Crisis Superman is the greatest character of all time.

abhilegend
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Pre-Crisis Superman is the greatest character of all time. thumb up

Falcon Man
Batman: Hater of Ice-Cream

http://www.it-is-law.com/dump/Batman%20Hates%20Ice%20Cream.jpg

That villainous fiend.

-Pr-
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
Him leaving Madelyn as soon as jean returned is not his fault? When he got caught with emma his first answer was "we didnt do anything wrong". The better part of Morrisons new x-men run had cyclops brooding over the incident with the twelve (like gambit crying over the morlock tunnel Massacre it gets old real fast). Then he got all self rightious on xavier like a little boy realizing his father is not perfect for the first time (I mean xaviers no saint but come on his girlfriend is the freakin white queen). The better part of this event(as bad as it is) is scotts fault. He is quite the hypocritical d bag. In childrens crusade wiccan even confronts him on how big a hypocrite he is.

He went to see if Jean was alive. Yes, it was poor decision making in not returning to Madelyne sooner (like he said he would), but I don't see how that makes him a douchebag.

It was because it was a psychic affair, not a physical one. Around that time, Morrison had heavily been pushing the theme that to telepaths, psychic actions had as much meaning as real ones to telepaths. Scott's reasoning was that they weren't the same thing, which he later went back on due to his guilt.

His entire world had been shattered by Apocalypse. He saw everything differently after that. I really don't get how him having issues with how he sees the world makes him a douchebag, tbh.

he wasn't mad because Xavier wasn't perfect; he was mad because his own father had mindwiped him and hidden his family from him. How is that not justified?

emma being his girlfriend is inconsequential. She had turned over a new leaf long before, and actually got better because of Cyclops.

Wiccan's wrong, then. Cyclops has suffered major character assassination these last few years, but when written well he's no hypocrite.

Seriously, there are actual events you could use to argue that Cyclops is a douche; I just really think you picked the wrong ones.

Endless Mike
Originally posted by -Pr-
His entire world had been shattered by Apocalypse. He saw everything differently after that. I really don't get how him having issues with how he sees the world makes him a douchebag, tbh.

It just makes him emo, instead

-Pr-
Originally posted by Endless Mike
It just makes him emo, instead

Pretty much. That was when he started wearing black and growing his hair out. It took him a bit to get through it too.

CosmicComet
which in turn makes him a douche

Mindset
oh. snap.

Badabing
It's cute watching Pr stick up for Cyke. vin

TheGodKiller
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
It's taken out of context, but seriously...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/volksjager/scansdaliy/DC-260-79F21A1545.jpg
Reed definitely is a top contender for the title of douchebag-prime :
http://winterdrake.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/JustLikeAWoman.jpg

Mindset
I see nothing douchey about Reed in those scans.

CosmicComet
Yeah.

Normally he's a douche. But he's just keeping it real there.

JakeTheBank
"Go polish a test tube".

That was code for Reed not getting any ass that night.

TheGodKiller
Ok , here's a REAL douche-Reed moment :
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/1976468-recognize_575.jpg
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/1976472-bentrth_575.jpg
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/1976493-gasp1_575.png
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/1976501-gasp2_575.png
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/1976508-gasp3_575.png

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by -Pr-
He went to see if Jean was alive. Yes, it was poor decision making in not returning to Madelyne sooner (like he said he would), but I don't see how that makes him a douchebag.

It was because it was a psychic affair, not a physical one. Around that time, Morrison had heavily been pushing the theme that to telepaths, psychic actions had as much meaning as real ones to telepaths. Scott's reasoning was that they weren't the same thing, which he later went back on due to his guilt.

His entire world had been shattered by Apocalypse. He saw everything differently after that. I really don't get how him having issues with how he sees the world makes him a douchebag, tbh.

he wasn't mad because Xavier wasn't perfect; he was mad because his own father had mindwiped him and hidden his family from him. How is that not justified?

emma being his girlfriend is inconsequential. She had turned over a new leaf long before, and actually got better because of Cyclops.

Wiccan's wrong, then. Cyclops has suffered major character assassination these last few years, but when written well he's no hypocrite.

Seriously, there are actual events you could use to argue that Cyclops is a douche; I just really think you picked the wrong ones. He wasnt just angry. He threw it in charles face every time he tried to speak with scott (similiar to what beast is doing right now ). At his worst Charles has two major sins, he removed scotts memories of watching his brother die and he psychically influenced amelias decision to stay with him while emma frost (he had a good reason for leaving danger trapped) has mind wiped plenty and murdered just as well yet scott was perfectly willing to cast stones. What does scott do later? He limits xaviers influence around the mutants out of spite but he takes the genocidal killer into his confidence. When xavier warns scott about trusting magneto he throws it in his face again . Typical douche move. And as for the apocalypse incident. He spent the entire run crying about being used by apocalypse and being stuck in his darkness, so what does he do later on, he takes x-23 (a mutant whose trying to escape her dark past as well) and he drops her on a death squad.

-Pr-
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
He wasnt just angry. He threw it in charles face every time he tried to speak with scott (similiar to what beast is doing right now ). At his worst Charles has two major sins, he removed scotts memories of watching his brother die and he psychically influenced amelias decision to stay with him while emma frost (he had a good reason for leaving danger trapped) has mind wiped plenty and murdered just as well yet scott was perfectly willing to cast stones. What does scott do later? He limits xaviers influence around the mutants out of spite but he takes the genocidal killer into his confidence. When xavier warns scott about trusting magneto he throws it in his face again . Typical douche move. And as for the apocalypse incident. He spent the entire run crying about being used by apocalypse and being stuck in his darkness, so what does he do later on, he takes x-23 (a mutant whose trying to escape her dark past as well) and he drops her on a death squad.

the x-men have a history of taking in former villains. and it's different; xavier hid what he did, and made scott believe something else. emma doesn't hide her flaws from cyclops; it's why their relationship works.

you're talking about magneto? if so, yeah, that's part of the character assassination thing i was talking about. no defence against that.

x-force too.

Before X-Men 500, I'll argue til I'm blue in the face that he's not a douche in the real sense of the word. Any of the horrible shit marvel did after that is fair game.

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by -Pr-
the x-men have a history of taking in former villains. and it's different; xavier hid what he did, and made scott believe something else. emma doesn't hide her flaws from cyclops; it's why their relationship works.

you're talking about magneto? if so, yeah, that's part of the character assassination thing i was talking about. no defence against that.

x-force too.

Before X-Men 500, I'll argue til I'm blue in the face that he's not a douche in the real sense of the word. Any of the horrible shit marvel did after that is fair game. Emma doesnt hide her flaws? She didnt tell him about mindwiping sebastion shaw and she didnt tell him that she and namor have history despite the fact that namor is in front of scotts face all the time scheming to steal her first chance he gets. Emma omits a lot of what she does but thats okay because shes a ***** to begin with versus xavier removing a tragic moment (that basically broke scott) to spare him pain. When X-23 first joined the x-men emma psychically took control of her mind so that the other students could kick her ass in a training session. She got a slap on the wrist when scott found out.

-Pr-
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
Emma doesnt hide her flaws? She didnt tell him about mindwiping sebastion shaw and she didnt tell him that she and namor have history despite the fact that namor is in front of scotts face all the time scheming to steal her first chance he gets. Emma omits a lot of what she does but thats okay because shes a ***** to begin with versus xavier removing a tragic moment (that basically broke scott) to spare him pain. When X-23 first joined the x-men emma psychically took control of her mind so that the other students could kick her ass in a training session. She got a slap on the wrist when scott found out.

i'm honestly not counting anything after marvel editorial decided to **** them over as a couple and ruin their relationship, so you've got no argument from me on the namor and shaw stuff.

when they were written well as a couple, yes, emma did silly things, but she never misled scott, and he didn't mislead her. they had an intimacy and a trust that's rare in comics, tbh.

emma isn't a ***** to begin with. it's an act she puts on. or at least, it used to be.

xavier did what scott considers to be a violation. it's his right to feel betrayed, imo.

i never said everything emma does is excusable. god knows even scott has told her to rein it in from time to time.

Endless Mike
Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Ok , here's a REAL douche-Reed moment :
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/1976468-recognize_575.jpg
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/1976472-bentrth_575.jpg
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I don't know why they're mad at him - if they hadn't been transformed everyone on Earth (and possibly the universe/multiverse) would be dead several times over.

SamZED
Wouldnt you be mad if someone used you as a gunnipig? Granted they got super powers, still its no way to treat your family. But im pretty sure it's Doom who made it seem like Reed did it.

Endless Mike
Well it beats the alternative (everyone dead)

Lek Kuen
Well Ben for the longest just wanted to be human or have the option of turning human and still doesn't feel completely normal. For him knowing that Reed his closest most trusted friend purposely made him miserable is a huge betrayal. So even if good came out if it doesn't change the fact that your own friend and family changed what you were without your permission or even owning up to it.

Zack Fair
I like this thread. Looking forward to more douchiness

Damborgson
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/624/my_parents_are_deeaaaaaad.jpg

Zack Fair
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m815phKR6V1rqsmuro1_500.png

Kid Kurdy
Originally posted by SamZED
But im pretty sure it's Doom who made it seem like Reed did it.
This.

It was Doom who had written the fake journal. Reed didn't trick his friends.

When talking about Reed, you won't find a lot of embarrassing moments. He isn't a douchebag after all.

CosmicComet
Originally posted by Zack Fair
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m815phKR6V1rqsmuro1_500.png

Lulz

Nephthys

Lek Kuen

Nephthys
Lulz. Still, it would make sense. I doubt Reed is douchey enough to say 'My uncle tried to stand up to McCarthyism and was a moron for doing it cuz he couldn't win and you should respect the law and he ended up dying for it.' Especially not to ****ing Spiderman of all people.

Branlor Swift
http://www.4thletter.net/gavok/wolverine/doofy.jpg

Lek Kuen
Originally posted by Nephthys
Lulz. Still, it would make sense. I doubt Reed is douchey enough to say 'My uncle tried to stand up to McCarthyism and was a moron for doing it cuz he couldn't win and you should respect the law and he ended up dying for it.' Especially not to ****ing Spiderman of all people. There was alot of writing people as douches and dumbasses in Civil war. Alot of it. Assuming that's what its from.

Zack Fair
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
http://www.4thletter.net/gavok/wolverine/doofy.jpg That face is priceless crylaugh

CosmicComet
haermm

forgot about that one


excellent

Nephthys
Originally posted by Lek Kuen
There was alot of writing people as douches and dumbasses in Civil war. Alot of it. Assuming that's what its from.

Yeah, thats where its from. Speaking of:

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/civil-war-fl-11.jpg

Branlor Swift
http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?221902-Does-Kitty-Pryde-Need-Her-Mouth-Washed-Out-With-Soap

Warning: Hilarity ensues

CosmicComet
Originally posted by Nephthys
Yeah, thats where its from. Speaking of:

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/civil-war-fl-11.jpg

Someone post Cap's altered response to this dumb b1tch ass reporter.

Nephthys
http://mightygodking.com/images/capnsally.jpg

Falcon Man
Originally posted by Nephthys
http://mightygodking.com/images/capnsally.jpg

I swear to God if this is not canon I'm going to be pissed. Also, that was ****ing awesome.

Nephthys
100% non-canon. thumb down

In the real comic she tears into him for not knowing anything about NASCAR and he just silently accepts it with a look of shame.

Branlor Swift
lol at Nascar, Myspace, Youtube or Simpsons having anything to do with defending his country against brown people

Falcon Man
Originally posted by Nephthys
100% non-canon. thumb down

In the real comic she tears into him for not knowing anything about NASCAR and he just silently accepts it with a look of shame.

Damn it. That's not fair. They should do a "what if" where Cap just finally snaps and does something like that. It would be glorious.

JayDaDon
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?221902-Does-Kitty-Pryde-Need-Her-Mouth-Washed-Out-With-Soap

Warning: Hilarity ensues

no expression damn kitty... damn...

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by -Pr-
i'm honestly not counting anything after marvel editorial decided to **** them over as a couple and ruin their relationship, so you've got no argument from me on the namor and shaw stuff.

when they were written well as a couple, yes, emma did silly things, but she never misled scott, and he didn't mislead her. they had an intimacy and a trust that's rare in comics, tbh.

emma isn't a ***** to begin with. it's an act she puts on. or at least, it used to be.

xavier did what scott considers to be a violation. it's his right to feel betrayed, imo.

i never said everything emma does is excusable. god knows even scott has told her to rein it in from time to time. So then my question becomes
"at what point is screwing with minds ok"

It seems to me that in Scotts case,he generally forgives it as long as its not done to him. Emma sure as hell abuses her powers with the others. She wiped Kimuras mind way before utopia was set up. And although Carol Danvers was being a bit of a ***** she didnt deserve to be mentally locked in a casket with the bodies of some of the dead students just so emma could make a point. Scott seems more forgiving of mind altering as long as hes not the target.

-Pr-
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
So then my question becomes
"at what point is screwing with minds ok"

It seems to me that in Scotts case,he generally forgives it as long as its not done to him. Emma sure as hell abuses her powers with the others. She wiped Kimuras mind way before utopia was set up. And although Carol Danvers was being a bit of a ***** she didnt deserve to be mentally locked in a casket with the bodies of some of the dead students just so emma could make a point. Scott seems more forgiving of mind altering as long as hes not the target.

It depends on the context.

Scott has told off Emma more than once for messing with people's minds. He might take less offence to it when it's not his own mind, but that's a pretty human reaction.

And Emma messing with Kimura or Carol Danvers isn't the same as what Charles did to Scott, so I don't think they can be equated, tbh.

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by -Pr-
It depends on the context.

Scott has told off Emma more than once for messing with people's minds. He might take less offence to it when it's not his own mind, but that's a pretty human reaction.

And Emma messing with Kimura or Carol Danvers isn't the same as what Charles did to Scott, so I don't think they can be equated, tbh. The situation with kimura is almost exactly the same. If emma was going to abuse her power why not do something semi-constructive like wipe away kimuras hatred for x-23 but nope, emma had to do it in the most spiteful way possible( by making sure kimura doesnt have a happy memory of the only person that ever loved her and leaving in its place a void of emptiness that wont go away) . Thats pretty close to what what xavier did only Scott basically just met vulcan a day or so before the krakoa incident. At his worst xavier wiped a few days from Scotts mind, emma took years from Kimura.
And although its a pretty human reaction its still really hypocritical.

-Pr-
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
The situation with kimura is almost exactly the same. If emma was going to abuse her power why not do something semi-constructive like wipe away kimuras hatred for x-23 but nope, emma had to do it in the most spiteful way possible( by making sure kimura doesnt have a happy memory of the only person that ever loved her and leaving in its place a void of emptiness that wont go away) . Thats pretty close to what what xavier did only Scott basically just met vulcan a day or so before the krakoa incident. At his worst xavier wiped a few days from Scotts mind, emma took years from Kimura.
And although its a pretty human reaction its still really hypocritical.

He has given Emma shit for messing with people's minds, though. And Kimura was a villain... If she was a hero, I might have cause for worry, but she wasn't; she sort of had it coming, don't you agree?

Cyclops isn't the same as Kimura. Not by a long way imo.

TheMagicPillow
I miss PC Supes...
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HueyFreeman
Originally posted by -Pr-
He has given Emma shit for messing with people's minds, though. And Kimura was a villain... If she was a hero, I might have cause for worry, but she wasn't; she sort of had it coming, don't you agree?

Cyclops isn't the same as Kimura. Not by a long way imo. True enough but Ill just say you cant champion integrity and speak out against power abuse when your girlfriend is a walking example of abuse of power.

-Pr-
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
True enough but Ill just say you cant champion integrity and speak out against power abuse when your girlfriend is a walking example of abuse of power.

I think Cyclops knows full-well what Emma gets up to, and he feels like he has to control her. Maybe he doesn't do enough of a job about it, but Emma will never go full-villain because Scott won't let her. Yeah, she straddles the line sometimes, but Cyclops is, sadly, fighting a war now, and until she does something unforgiveable, he can't really afford to take her out of the game.

I mean, this is the same team that had Wolverine as a member for years.

Bouboumaster
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
http://www.4thletter.net/gavok/wolverine/doofy.jpg

Hahaha, look at his face!


It's like he's shouting "BUUUUUUUUUUURN" at the same time.

DarkSaint85
That's almost a Deadpool face....

Endless Mike
This wins the thread:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7uz3yDB651r2ntbyo1_400.gif

StiltmanFTW
laughing

ctsketch
Soooo much gold in this thread

Originally posted by HueyFreeman
http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/7226/onthegrave.jpg

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/8792/126441.jpg
Having sex with his best friends girl over the guys freshly dug grave.

Holy crap!

ctsketch
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/795/tumblrm4bxlceeat1r2q4rk.jpg

typical Guy

ctsketch
Originally posted by Nephthys
Don't worry, he got what was coming to him.


Ooooouch. awestun

sweet mother of god! hulk kick to the nutsack!

Galan007
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Waverider looks like a complete douche as he sashays across time/space...

pym-ftw
Anyone have the scan of Pym calling Reed a *****

Galan007
Originally posted by pym-ftw
Anyone have the scan of Pym calling Reed a ***** http://s4d2.turboimagehost.com/t1/12966617_3625823158_ac74f66a97.jpg

Cogito
Originally posted by Galan007
http://s4d4.turboimagehost.com/t1/11416253_wr0.jpg http://s4d4.turboimagehost.com/t1/11416254_wr1.jpg

Waverider looks like a complete douche as he sashays across time/space...

He looks fabulous

TheGodKiller
Originally posted by Galan007
http://s4d2.turboimagehost.com/t1/12966617_3625823158_ac74f66a97.jpg
Who pwned whom in the subsequent science wars ?

"Id"
Originally posted by Galan007
http://s4d4.turboimagehost.com/t1/11416253_wr0.jpg http://s4d4.turboimagehost.com/t1/11416254_wr1.jpg

Waverider looks like a complete douche as he sashays across time/space...

Cosmic ballerina

Galan007
Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Who pwned whom in the subsequent science wars ? They each got the better of the other, before coming to a mutual understanding:

Endless Mike
Liked the Doctor Who reference. But Superman still wins the thread:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3olkaKcnp1r2ntbyo1_1280.jpg

Blair Wind
Originally posted by Galan007
They each got the better of the other, before coming to a mutual understanding:










What comic is all this from?

Galan007
Mighty Avengers #25-26.

Damborgson
Originally posted by Galan007
http://s4d4.turboimagehost.com/t1/11416253_wr0.jpg http://s4d4.turboimagehost.com/t1/11416254_wr1.jpg

Waverider looks like a complete douche as he sashays across time/space...

This is majesty.

Zack Fair
Originally posted by Endless Mike
Liked the Doctor Who reference. But Superman still wins the thread:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3olkaKcnp1r2ntbyo1_1280.jpg Epitome of douche right there.

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