Who tastes it?!!

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Asami
Ok, so I'm wondering!
You know when we have commercial breaks on tv, there's this one in particular. Or some in fact.

PET FOOD!

When its new and improved, who tastes it?
If its that good, why don't people and pets just SHARE food and eat the same stuff??

Really, who tastes pet food to know its new and improved and how would they know that pets like it?!
Pets probably only eat it because they're starving and don't really have a choice, not like they can raid the fridge or booze cabinet now!

wacko

Corran
It's Mechmoggy, he tastes it, hence his name.

mechmoggy
Indeed, I once was bet to eat a small bowl of cat food at a party and did quite easily. Then I kinda got sick after trying those cat-biscuits, jeepers they taste awful. sick

Corran
Too dry, you are supposed to have milk with them

mechmoggy
They tasted of rotten fish, they made me dry heave for ten minutes.

Dog biscuits aren't too bad though.

Corran
Yes, but they're quite plain.

Asami
Wow! You guys ahve actually tasted pet food?

Would you consider doing it as a job, get paid to taste?

But then, how do people know animals would like it!!??!

mechmoggy
They tasted like normal bicuits, except the black ones that are almost pure carbon. Eeeeuw.

Corran
You need a garlic and herb dip for those ones.

mechmoggy
Ooooh nice! big grin

Asami
Oh. Dear.

ToMacco
Pet food isn't bad for you. It's simply mind over matter. If you convince yourself it tastes nasty, then it will be.

I myself have never tasted pet food, though.

mechmoggy
Well its never been a hobby or passion of mine, but when you're at somebody's house and drinking heavily it kinda happens. embarrasment

ToMacco
Hey, shit happens.

mechmoggy
Its in your sub-concious now To, next house party you're at you'll bet someone to do it, or maybe even do it yourself.

The seed is sown....

Corran
I need to get some for my house warming party then.

mechmoggy
Eeeep! eek!

Asami
laughing out loud

How about fish food!!!

Corran
He sprinkles that on his Corn Flakes.

Catch 22
He's right.

Who watched Fear Factor, they eat some nasty stuff on there.

Buffalo Testicles
Ox Penis
Cockroaches
Bile and Congealed Blood Pizza
Worms
Rotten Fish Eyes

Plus loads of other crap that were just too aweful to mention...

mechmoggy
When I was a kid we went to a fish farm on a school trip and we were each given a bag of these fish pellets to feed them as we went round.

Problem was I wasn't paying attention and I walked off and nearly ate the entire bag before someone told me! embarrasment

Corran
You are the man from Atlantis now, aren't you?

mechmoggy
"Aqua Maria" more like.

*Adjusts bikini top*

Corran
VERY nice, *slaps face* good grief man what are you thinking.

mechmoggy
I always had a thing for Aqua Maria.

A puppet for heaven's sake, A PUPPET! roll eyes (sarcastic)

Corran
Oh dear.

mechmoggy
Oh yeah, tell me you never had a thing about Jessica Rabbit huh?

Corran
Well, yes funny you should say that my above post almost read:-

Oh dear, now Jessica Rabbit I could fully understand and forgive, but a wooden puppet.

831_8
Wait there, if mechmoggy is the tester for cat food, who's the tester for dog food???

Catch 22
eek! whistle

I wouldn't touch that one with yours, as they say....

Asami
Fish food as cornflakes

Captain REX
Oh yummy, pet food... sick

I've convinced myself it takes like shit, even though I've never had any.

So...Mech and Corran have things for puppets and cartoons...okay...

mechmoggy
I also had a thing for Mary Jane in Spiderman too.

Mmmmmm MJ........ *drools*

Asami
Mj's not pet food!!
Unless u're saying spiderman is her pet.. muahahhaaa!

Corran
MJ was nice, especially the token wet T-shirt scene.

mechmoggy
Oh baby! big grin

Member.
hm....

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