Manly Thread: For Men Only (Sorry Ladies)

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Falcon Man
This is a thread for men. Just for men. None of that girly junk, with the pigtails, fanclubs, and gushing over silly crushes. Just big, burly, manly men who have chest hair that's like chiseled steel. Whose clefts can carve monuments, and whose tears can cure incurable diseases if only they'd shed them.

That's what I'm talking about. If you cannot handle these extreme amounts of testosterone then it is suggested that you vacate this thread immediately. I am completely serious. You could even DIE!

Now, to move on to the topic at hand. MANLY MEN!

In anime/manga. You must share their glory for all the world to see. You must help others to bask in it like the rays of the mighty sun. They are to be respected and admired. Any disrespect will be frowned upon and shunned like the deplorable girly-men of the planet Xorblarg.

I shall begin this testament of manhood with...

Joseph Joestar, the protagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency.

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs14/f/2006/356/f/d/Joseph_Joestar_by_accessBR.jpg

menokokoro
http://images.wikia.com/cowboybebop/images/b/be/Cowboy_bebop_spike_spiegel_desktop_800x621_hd-wallpaper-450166.png

If I have to who it is, you shouldn't be here.

psycho gundam
no homo

http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g386/psychogundam1/random%20shit/Konachancom-24075batoughost_in_the_shellgunweapon.jpg

Falcon Man
Undoubtedly my fellow gentlemen. Spike Spiegel is man of fine taste, with a devil may care attitude to match.

http://lucien0maverick.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/spike-spiegel.jpg

The same goes for Bato.

Nephthys
http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz41/loboblanco84/Render/toriko.png

Toriko, punching monsters in the face and eating them.

Falcon Man
Without a doubt, Toriko is epitome of the adventurous man. A true hunter and a good man.

Akira Kongou: Defender of the Defenseless, and proliferator of auto-mobiles.

http://c.mhcdn.net/store/manga/5049/001.0/compressed/kongoubanchou_ch1.30_31.jpg

He also loves pudding.

http://i45.tinypic.com/vmrarr.jpg

Astner
For a supposed manly thread this thread lacks anything that could ever be considered manly.

Nephthys
You know, until very recently I thought you were a woman. No joke.

Falcon Man
A twofer, Guts from Berserk and Musashi from Vagabond.

http://i.imgur.com/fFKNG.jpg

A fine piece of art. Two skilled warriors, with indomitable wills to match their prowess. They face destiny with their heads held high!

Q99
Hah, I enter the thread anyway!


http://static.zerochan.net/Balalaika.full.984903.jpg

http://dobrochan.ru/src/jpg/1006/35fad9d75f0f6e9acf8d1560ec10c51d.jpg

Nephthys
Your link isn't showing for me.

Zack Fair
Alexander the great/Rider
http://static.zerochan.net/Fate.zero.full.903244.jpg

AuraAngel
Originally posted by Q99
Hah, I enter the thread anyway!


http://static.zerochan.net/Balalaika.full.984903.jpg

http://dobrochan.ru/src/jpg/1006/35fad9d75f0f6e9acf8d1560ec10c51d.jpg

Haha, I knew you were a girl.

Oh yeah, this thread. Hmm, so many choices. Think I'm going to go with this pinnacle of manliness.

Falcon Man

Q99
Two links and neither worked? Let's try these...

http://blog-imgs-52.fc2.com/m/h/s/mhsouga/balalaikas.jpg
http://pic.yipev.com/data/img14/20120131104522/thumb_6g9vxrc6.jpg

Nephthys
Thats no moon.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Falcon Man
A twofer, Guts from Berserk and Musashi from Vagabond.

http://i.imgur.com/fFKNG.jpg

A fine piece of art. Two skilled warriors, with indomitable wills to match their prowess. They face destiny with their heads held high!

Weeeeelll....


I guess this post can't be topped.

NemeBro
****ing Q99 came in to troll before I could. sad

Oh well.

Here's a real manly man.

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_-9DL56Q8Z94/Slhz07MKl2I/AAAAAAAAA3M/I5gof_G7vEY/papillon.jpg

psycho gundam
http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g386/psychogundam1/random%20shit/21-poison-final-fight.jpg

Falcon Man
Originally posted by NemeBro
****ing Q99 came in to troll before I could. sad

Oh well.

Here's a real manly man.

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_-9DL56Q8Z94/Slhz07MKl2I/AAAAAAAAA3M/I5gof_G7vEY/papillon.jpg

That's perfectly fine. I wasn't serious in the OP and the chauvinism is just for that extra flair. Plus, it's fun.

http://i.imgur.com/D8lo8.jpg

Also, real men wear speedos or loincloths.

Tzeentch._
This is the greatest thread on KMC.

NemeBro
Originally posted by psycho gundam
http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g386/psychogundam1/random%20shit/21-poison-final-fight.jpg thumb up

You get an A for creativity.

For the uninformed, Poison is, in Japan at least, a pre-op transsexual/newhalf.

Q99
Originally posted by NemeBro
thumb up

You get an A for creativity.

For the uninformed, Poison is, in Japan at least, a pre-op transsexual/newhalf.

And in US, is simply post. Either way I wouldn't count her.

NemeBro
You posted someone who was born a woman and still is one.

Yet you lecture me about whether or not we can count Poison?

You're quite the hypocrite Q. estahuh

vansonbee
Ship this girly girl.

http://i45.tinypic.com/f80fb.jpg

Phanteros
http://static.zerochan.net/Vinland.Saga.full.704031.jpg
Askeladd

NemeBro
Failure.

But here you go.

http://media.animevice.com/uploads/2/27577/489439-askeladd01_large.jpg

Also, Thorkell!

http://upload.colonbrush.com/files/original/1247099603thorkell.jpg

Respect the thrower of logs and puncher of horses.

Q99
Originally posted by NemeBro
You posted someone who was born a woman and still is one.

Yet you lecture me about whether or not we can count Poison?

You're quite the hypocrite Q. estahuh

Oh, we definitely can't count Balalaika either!

NemeBro
But Fryface needs some love! D:

Phanteros
Originally posted by NemeBro
Failure.

But here you go.

http://media.animevice.com/uploads/2/27577/489439-askeladd01_large.jpg

Also, Thorkell!

http://upload.colonbrush.com/files/original/1247099603thorkell.jpg

Respect the thrower of logs and puncher of horses. Might want to include Thors to that as well. http://www.viedegeek.fr/media/public/billets/2010/8-aout/Edit1VinlandSagaChapter12Page12.jpg

NemeBro
Absolutely.

I should mention though that Thors rather easily beat Thorkell barehanded.

He needed to use his sword and by his own admission his full strength to beat Askellad, and Askellad even drew Thors's blood. 131

wakkawakkawakka
Originally posted by NemeBro


http://media.animevice.com/uploads/2/27577/489439-askeladd01_large.jpg

Also, Thorkell!

http://upload.colonbrush.com/files/original/1247099603thorkell.jpg



I've been looking for this picture forever but never could upload it sad

Maybe not as manly as some of the previous entries but introducing Jack Rakan:
http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff453/FoToNo/Anime%20and%20Manga%20Perverts/JackRakan.jpg

Nephthys
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9105014/images/1270924316251.jpg

Tell me young man, do you have a girlfriend?

Falcon Man
Originally posted by NemeBro
Absolutely.

I should mention though that Thors rather easily beat Thorkell barehanded.

He needed to use his sword and by his own admission his full strength to beat Askellad, and Askellad even drew Thors's blood. 131

I should seriously start reading Vinland Saga. It sounds and looks glorious.

Shin Angyo Onshi is cool too.

http://i25.mangareader.net/shin-angyo-onshi/75/shin-angyo-onshi-920802.jpg

Astner
I'll have to admit that I expected more pictures of lightly-dressed anime girls and less hairy men posing. But to each his own.

Tzeentch._
http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/1/1522-shinji.jpg

http://blogs.gamefilia.com/files/imce/u507985/marluxia.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GhJbIZwbwb0/T4iDY3WWw5I/AAAAAAAAAAM/UceLW5tKrcs/s1600/Clooud+Strife.jpg







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Falcon Man
^ It burns my eyes but to each his own.

Cloud needs an upgrade.

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs51/i/2009/330/0/c/Manly_Cloud_by_GENZOMAN.jpg

Thank you Genzoman.

FinalAnswer
http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/6224/511231-persona4_15_40.jpg

awesome

psycho gundam
Originally posted by Falcon Man
^ It burns my eyes but to each his own.

Cloud needs an upgrade.

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs51/i/2009/330/0/c/Manly_Cloud_by_GENZOMAN.jpg

Thank you Genzoman. that guy is trying too hard. he's probably going to use sepheroth's head as a fleshlight

Falcon Man
Everyone's a critic. The pipe is a nice touch. Pipes are cool. rock

This is probably one of the best drawings of Alex Louis Armstrong. So manly, he sparkles, and yet he makes it work for him.

http://i.imgur.com/1MUp6.jpg

Olivier should be here too.

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/057/b/8/olivier_armstrong_by_aliceazzo-d3ag4xe.jpg

Olivier and Balalaika would make for a hell of a hardcore tag-team.

Nephthys
Originally posted by Falcon Man
Olivier and Balalaika would make for a hell of a hardcore tag-team.

In bed!

Falcon Man
That too.

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