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OK, following what I originally took to be a joke by GS, I have decided it was a good idea and am following suit, so I will also advertise myself:-

Intelligent, Humorous, Oldish guy looking for ladies to converse with. Must be like minded and up for a laugh, only serious posts please no cranks. willing to travel anywhere to meet up.

I don't need a woman, but can I post a job-seekers notice for myself?........


Astronaut seeks work, not willing to travel.

Piss off Coran, you undatable dork

Hey, you bastards, read my post, serious posts only, no cranks.

At the risk of getting into a virtual punch-up with GS!

sorry Corran.,..I cant read......

That's OK Thomas, it's for the ladies only, just move along nothing to see here.

What if the guys want to pose as ladies? Thats ok right?
They're willing to meet up, say, ONLINE!

Sorry, Corran, there's NO hope for you!

oh sh!t..what is this..mating season?...the second thread of this sort in 2 days

well i suppose you're waiting for me to say something similar to what i said to GS. well...even I have standards.

oh my god i can't seeeeee

Gee, Corran, do you have to be QUITE so cruelly mocking?

I cant move either corran...

What up with these post this isn't aol chat rooms where people pretend there a 22 year old women but are a 55 year old man.But hey what ever float your boat.I'm a 6 foot tall guy Blond long hair and strong biceps,if you want to hook up meet me at the nearest Starbucks

yea this aint the place to hook up. if u wanna chill. try the mating chatrooms.

strange strange strange...I think this uh....."interesting"

I think this should be closed now, nobody is taking it seriously, could one of the Mods please close this. Oh my why are people so unkind

I agree, Corran I really didnt think you could be so manishly insensitive!

Good reason to keep it open.

No! this is a crime against humanity! CLOSE IT!

As I said: a good reason to keep it open.

But its a new HOPE!

Yeah if nobody likes these threads then don't post here or any others you don't like.

Good call.

(Shakes fist at Corran)

Now look what you have done. Half the people here don't even understand what you are doing and the other half are joining in on your cruel joke. Just what IS a mod to do?

CLOSE it then