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Barker and 2D

Sitting in a tree

*.*.*.*...I.N.G

First comes love

Then comes death marriage

Then comes Barker with the half breed babies carriage.


This is for B.Bear, enjoy you sad sack.

haermm

I'll look back on this thread fondly when 2D and I have our first child, Seven Woofer.

What haermm

would marry her in a sec

Do you even know her favourite colour?

Imagine how creeped out she would be if she ever found your KMC account. haermm

I'm hoping that happens

Creeped and flattered are pretty interchangeable I would guess

No they ain't hooka

rope
df

Well I don't think I've ever mentioned her name here so the world will never know. jw00t

I'll ask one of the many people who are friends with you on Facebook, to message her with a link to kmc

I actually hid my entire friends list so as to avoid such a predicament. ermmnone

ffuuu

http://i50.tinypic.com/2upej6e.jpg

Didn't know you had an OKC account Mike haermm

crylaugh

lol

Shit tastic

jelly

I want a pb&j sammich now

did you seriously just say sammich

No you're just seeing things

I want a BBQ chicken sandwish

Me 2

maybe i'll go tomorrow

I won't

It's a place called Dickeys

I feel like playing Candy Land

i played ticket to ride last night

the board game version

i got second

i had 14 trains left because some *** decided to build too fast

i did complete 7 tickets though

didn't complete 1

forgot to take it off my score at the end

i got second

but i should have gotten third

am i going to tell them I should have been docked 12 points?

hell no

the B does what he does

call me silver medal B

count it

Ease up on the crack before breakfast

I don't crack

You smoke it.

It's meant to be eaten

You're hardcore

omg kevin nash wtf thought he was dead lol

Are you okay?

Nice Taker sig, pretty classy

Thanks, even though I did a shit job blending out the backlash ppv sign beside him.

should have just pen tooled it

who the **** do you think you are

It was a two minute job.

i thought 1

You're right

**** i forgot to get bbq chicken sandwich

it's ok

I need some lime.

i thought that said time

Out of lime

in a bad mood, don't push me

Like I care.

you do

Why would I?

you can't live without me

That's weird ermmnone

I'm actually living without you right now

Well metaphorically

No, physically.

And metaphorically

I was right, stop being a ****

I meant metaphysical

that post put me in a bad mood, thanks

http://i.imgur.com/MePn5.png

Thanks

Have you submitted your offer?

i keep it in this hemisphere

But you have no prospects here

I have one 45 minutes north of here.

Fictional women don't count

She's real, I've smelled her

Creep

creepermm

I can imagine that face outside that chicks window.

it'd be kinda funny!

Would she laugh, or be creeped

both i would assume

only one way to find out

Go for it son dur

she has hot friend

Do them both, and make me proud

thanks I will

salute

at the same time

Aw shee

when is android getting matching with friends, got damn

Why?

so i can kill more niggas

I believe that is a hate crime

i'd like to commit a love crime against 2d's friend

That lands you jail time

nope

Well I guess not in backwoods Utah

i said love crime

The obvious word, is crime.

oh haermm

Yeah.

Bring it down a notch

it's down

i talked to this 10/10 girl today, are you proud

Very proud.

Now **** her brains out.

she's my friend's ex fiance's ex fiance

Johnny two times

i don't understand

not surprising

stop making up weird stuff

Ditto

If there's anything I've had enough of it's today

If there's anything I've had enough of its you

you c-c-can't live without me

nasty stutter you got there

picked up the panthers TE to cover witten

just heard witten is a go

so i put witten back in

he better get me like 70 points

Yeah me too man

**** witten

The cowgirls beat the giants.

i needed witten to score some pts

I'm guessing that didn't happen

if romo wasn't a dumbo

Write him a scathing email

heh heh yeah, teach that *****

tell him his passing is a joke

more like his face

bored

i want to meet 2D

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
bored

Originally posted by Barker
creepermm

!131WANK~

Vinwank

would marry alice from workaholics

SHUT THE **** UP ALREADY

all i want is you

I'm thinking I might buy the Galaxy Note II.

yeah i buy crappy phones sometimes too

I know, you still have your iPhone

epic burn bro

jockey

hey

u

went to iggis for the game last night right

waitress was a syren, 8/10 would marry right

get to talking, she's pretty cool

thinking of spitting the Bark game

then when we were leaving we were talking about something and she goes all "yeah my two year old..."

and so i left without tipping

Yeah mate, kids ruin everything mate. Innit

would have given her a tip

**** that kid spewing ****

i got it the first time, you don't like kids

They bother me

yeah you were one once

no shit?

i thought i just sprang forth into adulthood.

it would explain your immaturity

you're confusing me with yourself

i liked the way you put my insult back at me

I hope this isn't getting you off?

no

Liar

Who buys an umbrella anyway? You can get them for free at the coffee shop in those metal cans.