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The two famous protagonists from Resident Evil 4 and 5 against tv's Jack Bauer and Die Hard's John McClane.

Weapons: All 4 have Beretta 9mm with 7 nine round clips, melee knives (like the ones used in RE 4 and 5), one healing spray each, and two incendiary grenades each.

Setting: the underwater Deep Core rig from the movie The Abyss.

Hunt and kill. Co-op teams together. Both teams start at opposite ends of the rig.

Which team wins?

McClane looks at Bauer and says "sit this one out kid, I got this." Then solos like a mfo.

A shootout with grenades is too random for these pros.

If both duos faced off, ammo depleted and no nades left. Knife Fight.
Chris and Leon crush them.

Chris and Leon would murder them in a gunfight or in H2H, and they sure as shit won't be sneaking up on Leon.

They stomp.

McClane's not a stupid zombie nor is he some retarded licker, you dumbasses.

Fact: McClane's taken on military types before.

Fact: McClane's dealt with enclosed spaces.

Fact: McClane's never needed a reset/multiple lives to pass his scenarios. Man's still playing on his first token, 4 movies later.

Fact: McClane's played through all RE games.

Conclusion: McClane solos, having Bauer there to hold extra ammo or be used as a makeshift weapon by McClane is making this is spite thread.

Nah.

Chris sees McClane's shining dome, thinks it's a boulder, and proceeds to go apeshit on him.

What have Chris and Leon done in terms of gunplay that make them so impressive?

Knife Fight they win yeah. But in a shootout?

Can't recall for Leon though I'm sure it's similar, but Chris faced Albert Wesker with nothing but the pistol, and Wesker was a bio-engineered superhuman with blinding speed and reflexes, and Chris was still able to track him to a degree and score a hit on him.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Nah.

Chris sees McClane's shining dome, thinks it's a boulder, and proceeds to go apeshit on him.

He'd be blinded by the glare and then get shot.

Originally posted by the ninjak
What have Chris and Leon done in terms of gunplay that make them so impressive?

Knife Fight they win yeah. But in a shootout?

Well, asides from the fact both have taken a ridiculous amount of training, Leon being the President's bodyguard, it's more about Chris and Leon having borderline superhuman reaction speed, which would be invaluable in a firefight.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Well, asides from the fact both have taken a ridiculous amount of training, Leon being the President's bodyguard, it's more about Chris and Leon having borderline superhuman reaction speed, which would be invaluable in a firefight.

borderline reaction speed like taking 2 seconds to move the reticule around for head shots?

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Can't recall for Leon though I'm sure it's similar, but Chris faced Albert Wesker with nothing but the pistol, and Wesker was a bio-engineered superhuman with blinding speed and reflexes, and Chris was still able to track him to a degree and score a hit on him.

PIS and CIS at its best.

Originally posted by the ninjak
borderline reaction speed like taking 2 seconds to move the reticule around for head shots?


No, more like aim-dodging at worst and bullet-timing at best, or dodging knives thrown at fast enough speed to cover about 50 feet in half a second.

So it's settled then, McClane solos as he's still on life number one. /thread

Originally posted by Robtard
So it's settled then, McClane solos as he's still on life number one. /thread

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This is McClane crawling up Redfield's ass and making his way to his heart, which he'll dine upon shortly.

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/9120/mcclanezippolighter.jpg

Mcclane gets sonned. Your Mcclane fetish ends here uhuh

Originally posted by Zack Fair
Mcclane gets sonned. Your Mcclane fetish ends here uhuh

Incorrect.

RE games have been on a steady decline since RE1. The movies are just ****ing atrocious and get exponentially worse each time.

Diehard/McClane is like a fine wine, keeps improving with age. DH5, we'll probably see McClane punch out a rhino while telepathically stopping a nuke.

Die Hard sucks and Bauer would last far longer holding off Chris and Leon than McClane.


The RE team take this though

Originally posted by Lestov16
Die Hard sucks and Bauer would last far longer holding off Chris and Leon than McClane.


The RE team take this though

LoL, butthurt. This is a team match, so Bauer will be holding McClane's bourbon.

Not by a long shot.

I know. Your blatant McButthurt is hilarious for all to see. This is a team match, so, like with Bauer's other teammates, Bauer will slaughter the bad guys single-handedly while his partner dies because they are inexperienced.

Well, Bauer has deadly accuracy, so I guess he could solo. McChump doesn't even qualify to be here with his pathetic stats

Chris punches a boulder through Bauer's torso.

McClane punching out rinos while telepathically stoping nukes is too much though.

McClane solos. I've seen the light.

bauer/mcclane stomp..

nuff said

Chris and Leon win. They can kill massive BOWs.

McClane and Bauer can't.

RE fighters win this. Better combat feats.

Originally posted by Robtard
Incorrect.

RE games have been on a steady decline since RE1. The movies are just ****ing atrocious and get exponentially worse each time.


Have you checked out the RE CG movies?

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane's not a stupid zombie nor is he some retarded licker, you dumbasses.


So Tyrants>McClane since you didn't mention them.

As has been stated, Chris punches boulders. RE characters clearly take this. Bauer, for all his badass H2H feats, doesn't have the strength feats to match, and McClane is of course a chump compared to Bauer, so he definitely does not have the feats to match.

Originally posted by Lestov16
As has been stated, Chris punches boulders. RE characters clearly take this. Bauer, for all his badass H2H feats, doesn't have the strength feats to match, and McClane is of course a chump compared to Bauer, so he definitely does not have the feats to match.

I believe McClane would last.....slightly longer than Bauer.

Originally posted by the ninjak
I believe McClane would last.....slightly longer than Bauer.

Bauer took a bullet to the torso and walked. McClane fell to the ground. Nuff said.

Leon also had that knife fight with Krauser, who was blatantly superhuman due to his Los Plagas or whatever it was.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Bauer took a bullet to the torso and walked. McClane fell to the ground. Nuff said.

Uh oh...someone needs to watch DH 1 again.

And McClane walked after encountering blows/falls/impacts that would have shattered Bauer's body twice over.

And McClane's resistance suggests that he could couldnt be killed by an old lady with a Tazer.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Uh oh...someone needs to watch DH 1 again.

And McClane walked after encountering blows/falls/impacts that would have shattered Bauer's body twice over.

And McClane's resistance suggests that he could couldnt be killed by an old lady with a Tazer.

Uh oh......someone needs to watch 24 Day 8 again.

And Bauer slaughtered an entire consulate after getting stabbed in the abdomen twice

And Bauer's resistance to pain and damage, as shown by his indeterminable willpower in not yielding to Chinese torture far worse than the "blows/falls/impacts" McClane has ever taken in any of his films.

And somebody hasn't seen Die Hard 2, where a tazer was used for roughly 2 seconds and knocked a man clean unconscious

And McClane slumped to the ground after taking a bullet to the abdomen, whereas Bauer was still able to walk (and suffering far more grievous wounds than McClane and not having time to stop at Kevin Smith's house to recuperate)

Cmon guys. They're on the same team!

Set your differences aside, combine your knowledge and show us why T2 can win this.

A consulate of inferior TV level stooges. Impressiiiiiaaaaaauuuuwwwnnnnnnn.

But McClane withstood all of his traumas without dieifyng ONCE.

Yes Ive seen it. It showed Dick "Snivelling pussyboy" Thornberg in such a state. He (and the chihuahua that took a full charge and merely limped for a week) is therefore still wayyyy tougher than Jack "dies whenever the TV chinese villan accidentally kills him with a tazer interrogation with said device" Bauer.

If the incident you misrepresent is the bit in DH4, he shot himself and that was at the end of saving the east coast from Nuclear meltdown, and an epic quest of pwning all and sundry be they Mercs, Goons, Military, Cars, Trucks, Helicopters, f-35s, all without CTU's help... In DH he was shot and still won the day without falling there, beating the feck of ouf Karl after taking that shot....

He did not recuperate at that cool dude's place..
Your petty jealousy that your boy didn't find time to hang with Silent Bob whilst saving the day is frankly extremely tragic.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Cmon guys. They're on the same team!

Set your differences aside, combine your knowledge and show us why T2 can win this.

I know.

Even though everything I said is 100% true, you are right.

The unkillable (McClane) and the walking dead (Bauer) should destroy all and sundry, and the Resi team are never shown to have Tazers.

Chris and Leon stomp.