Buffy v. Twilight

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BruceSkywalker
Buffy, Angel and Faith from Buffy, the Vampire Slayer and Angel tv shows are searching Bon Temps, Mississippi to try to kill Bill Compton at the Vampire Authority building(as shown this past season on True Blood), instead as they enter the building they find Edward Cullen, Riley Biers and James..

the fight starts as soon as they see each other

to the death

Nephthys
Twilight.

They're much faster than Buffy characters (that I know of), much stronger and much more durable.

Falcon Man
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Buffy, Angel and Faith from Buffy, the Vampire Slayer and Angel tv shows are searching Bon Temps, Mississippi to try to kill Bill Compton at the Vampire Authority building(as shown this past season on True Blood), instead as they enter the building they find Edward Cullen, Riley Biers and James..

the fight starts as soon as they see each other

to the death

Are the comic versions of Buffy and Angel allowed? If so, they solo. If not, as much as I hate to say this, the sparkly creatures win.

Nephthys
Oh yeah, haven't they gotten crazy superpowers recently?

Kaibs
If it's the three from the TV series they would lose bad. I don't know nothing about Twilight, but I've heard they're pretty stupid strong and powerful. Glory would probably solo all of em though.

Falcon Man
Originally posted by Nephthys
Oh yeah, haven't they gotten crazy superpowers recently?

Ayup.

They destroyed a mountain by having sex on it.

http://i.imgur.com/3jGAV.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WzO3h.jpg

BloodRain
haermm

Nephthys
I preferred it when she had gay sex with that asian chick.

BloodRain
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/googles

Nephthys
http://www.afterellen.com/sites/www.afterellen.com/files/061308blwe_snarker4.jpg

thumb up

the ninjak
Damn, Buffy got spunky.

Blight
Sadly, Buffy loses. Edward is too fast, unless she gets the "vampire kryptonite" traits that she gets in the show.

Illyria would destroy all.

Kaibs
Originally posted by Blight
Sadly, Buffy loses. Edward is too fast, unless she gets the "vampire kryptonite" traits that she gets in the show.

Illyria would destroy all.

What if she channeled the first slayer like she did against Adam?

Blight
Originally posted by Kaibs
What if she channeled the first slayer like she did against Adam?
That's a plot deviced auto win.

Kaibs
Originally posted by Blight
That's a plot deviced auto win.

It would be a good tactic though, yeah?

NemeBro
You'd have to go a bit higher than Slayer tier to take out Twivamps. You'd need guys like Marcus Hamilton, Illyria, maybe Caleb, etc.

Unless comic stuff is included, in which case lolwtf.

dadudemon
Originally posted by Falcon Man
Ayup.

They destroyed a mountain by having sex on it.

http://i.imgur.com/3jGAV.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WzO3h.jpg



confused



WTF?


facepalm


Who reads that stuff? How is there an audience for that type of crap?

Blight
There's an audience because its awesome.

the ninjak
I always found hardcore Buffy fans to be the weirdest.
And coming from me that says alot.

Blight
Hardcore anything fans are the weirdest.

I just finished running an Anime Convention booth.......

the ninjak
Originally posted by Blight
Hardcore anything fans are the weirdest.

I just finished running an Anime Convention booth.......

Yeah I know that feeling, I've helped out on booths in comic conventions and hang out often with my partner whilst she runs a comic shop.

The freaks just get unnerving after a while.

But personally.....from experience I put Hardcore Buffy fans up there with Yaoi Freaks. Those girls are trouble.

Blight
Yeah, I run the sales end of the FUNimation booth. So you can imagine how many Anime fans try to tell me what anime to bring to America in dub, like I'm in charge of that. Or the RAVING Hetalia fans that go nuts wanting to see all the gay antics that all the Badguys in WW2 will be up to next. Such a racist show.

Not to mention the Sub Snobs that hate FUNimation with a passion that will walk right up to me and talk about how much they hate me and what I seem to be personally doing to "their" anime.

SideNote about Buffy Fans. Did you know Freddy Prinz Jr. will never go to a convention again because he's married to Buffy?

the ninjak
Originally posted by Blight
Yeah, I run the sales end of the FUNimation booth. So you can imagine how many Anime fans try to tell me what anime to bring to America in dub, like I'm in charge of that. Or the RAVING Hetalia fans that go nuts wanting to see all the gay antics that all the Badguys in WW2 will be up to next. Such a racist show.

Not to mention the Sub Snobs that hate FUNimation with a passion that will walk right up to me and talk about how much they hate me and what I seem to be personally doing to "their" anime.

SideNote about Buffy Fans. Did you know Freddy Prinz Jr. will never go to a convention again because he's married to Buffy?
I don't blame him. Buffy girls get real intense when they carry on about fanfiction. And meeting the guy who sticks it to Sarah Michele Gellar would make them lose their marbles.

The Mangas they read and want to order would make a Porn shop owner blush.
They tend to hang in large groups with Furries as well and those guys take the freakin cake.

Blight
Originally posted by the ninjak
I don't blame him. Buffy girls get real intense when they carry on about fanfiction. And meeting the guy who sticks it to Sarah Michele Gellar would make them lose their marbles.

The Mangas they read and want to order would make a Porn shop owner blush.
They tend to hang in large groups with Furries as well and those guys take the freakin cake.

Yep, apparently all he does now is voice acts, smokes weed, and plays videogames... that's about it. The FUNi rep said he's really nice though.

Yeah, it's too bad some of those Manga/Anime freaks are really hot (Granted, some of them were caught in an ugly fire so fierce it burned down a Hotel).

the ninjak
Originally posted by Blight
Yep, apparently all he does now is voice acts, smokes weed, and plays videogames... that's about it. The FUNi rep said he's really nice though.

Damn Freddie's living the dream from the sounds of it.
Banging Buffy and being an eternal teenager. Damn Celebrities.

Blight
Originally posted by the ninjak
Damn Freddie's living the dream from the sounds of it.
Banging Buffy and being an eternal teenager. Damn Celebrities.

That's incredibly correct. I never envied someone so much.

NemeBro
What the **** are you queerosexuals going on about?

Stfu.

Also Willow>Buffy. estahuh

Nephthys
She does in the fanfics I read. awepedo

the ninjak
laughing

The Big O
It's been said but unless the comic characters from Buffy are allowed, punk ass, emo Twatlight wins.

Zack Fair
Angel and Buffy destroying mountains by ****ing is what I visualize the next JLA issue to be. Hardcore 22 pages of Superman and Diana laying waste to the world at the sped of light ****ing.

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