Brockalizer
The NFL in it's infinite wisdom decides that they want the impossible, a Superbowl match-up between the Detroit Lions and Oakland Raiders. In an incredible display of outside the box thinking they decide to recruit new coaching talent from "outside disciplines". The following heroes and villains were recruited for their tactical abilities and/or familiarity with the game of football.
Detroit Lions
Head Coach: Thanos
Offensive Coordinator: Captain America
Defensive Coordinator: Beast
Special Teams Coach: Adam Warlock
vs
Oakland Raiders
Head Coach: Deathstroke
Offensive Coordinator: Guy Gardner
Defensive Coordinator: Bruce Wayne
Special Teams Coach: Darkseid
Rules: Coaches and coordinators are not to participate in the game itself. They are striktly there as coaches. Participants agree not to use powers and abilities to influence, enhance, or handicap any player. So no Infinite Gems, A.L.E etc. Both teams have their current 2012 rosters.
1. Can they both get to the big game?
2. Who wins?
3. Same scenario except substitute MLB for NFL and replace Lions and Raiders with Chicago Cubs, which coach could best bring a World Series Championship home to the Windy City?
Detroit Lions
Head Coach: Thanos
Offensive Coordinator: Captain America
Defensive Coordinator: Beast
Special Teams Coach: Adam Warlock
vs
Oakland Raiders
Head Coach: Deathstroke
Offensive Coordinator: Guy Gardner
Defensive Coordinator: Bruce Wayne
Special Teams Coach: Darkseid
Rules: Coaches and coordinators are not to participate in the game itself. They are striktly there as coaches. Participants agree not to use powers and abilities to influence, enhance, or handicap any player. So no Infinite Gems, A.L.E etc. Both teams have their current 2012 rosters.
1. Can they both get to the big game?
2. Who wins?
3. Same scenario except substitute MLB for NFL and replace Lions and Raiders with Chicago Cubs, which coach could best bring a World Series Championship home to the Windy City?