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Blade (films 1-3) drives into Bon Temps looking for new vampires to kill, how does he fare?

Bill
Eric
Godric
Russell
Pam
Tara
Jessica

I'm afraid I don't know much about True Blood, but my first instinct to say Blade stomps. Though he might need to indulge his bloodlust at some point.

Anyone who watches True Blood likes to be cornholed with cucumbers.

And some of us who don't watch it like that too.

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I'd like to put my special seasoning on those bad boys.....


(the seasoning is my butt)

If your ******* can take either of those, you probably deserve some sort of accolade from the National Farmers Union. That, or go into porn.

I have ass-related superpowers. I fight crime..... with my ass. Bad guys had better beware. I'll wipe them out like I wipe my butt. As long as they aim at my posterior I'm invincible.

...ermm...............haermm!

will give my answer after football game

Hope you aren't a Cowboys fan

Bait thread wherein True Blood wins. Nice.

Doubt it. While TB vampires may or may not be bullet timers, Blade is a certified vampire timer.

Originally posted by Harbinger
Hope you aren't a Cowboys fan


nope, nor a giants fan

Originally posted by Robtard
Blade (films 1-3) drives into Bon Temps looking for new vampires to kill, how does he fare?

Bill
Eric
Godric
Russell
Pam
Tara
Jessica


blade has h2h and weapons covered, i just feel bill is to fast for him, bill simply will come up from behind(no pun intended) and take him out..

if somehow Blade gets pasts Bill and Eric and Godric, Blade stops at Russell

Originally posted by Robtard
Doubt it. While TB vampires may or may not be bullet timers, Blade is a certified vampire timer.
May or may not be? It was proven. Eric looked at a bullet after it left the barrel of a gun, looked at its trajectory, and intercepted. Eric is about 3000 years younger than Russell and 2000 years younger than Godrick. This means he's slower than them.

He's 2000 years younger than Russel and 1000 years younger than Godric

Originally posted by juggerman
He's 2000 years younger than Russel and 1000 years younger than Godric
You're right, I miscalculated a number. Regardless, its a rather big distance apart.

Yeah it's a huge gap seeing as how Bill is less than 50 years older than Pam yet still utterly shits on her in power.

Godric or Russell easily kills Blade.

Jessica might easily kill Blade. Her speed easily outpaces anything i've seen Blade do. And since Tara beat her ass this season Blade may very well lose to every single vamp here

Originally posted by juggerman
Jessica might easily kill Blade. Her speed easily outpaces anything i've seen Blade do. And since Tara beat her ass this season Blade may very well lose to every single vamp here
Uyyup.

Also:

Originally posted by Impediment
Anyone who watches True Blood likes to be cornholed with cucumbers.

You're in a forum that has many posters who willingly watch rainbow colored horsey's and you think True Blood is the gay one?

Thats how it is ahah



I think.. someone major in Blade was dodging bullets.

Deacon Frost did it. Blade killed him even after he had fulfilled the prophecy of La Magra, too.

But Blade was not faster than Frost. And he used his "blue exploding juice" to kill La Magra Frost not his own power.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Godric or Russell easily kills Blade.

Godric's feats include killing a few humans, committing suicide and looking like he belongs in a boyband video. He's nothing in here; you need to get off his dick.

Originally posted by juggerman
But Blade was not faster than Frost. And he used his "blue exploding juice" to kill La Magra Frost not his own power.

Exactly, yet he was able to cope with Super-Frost's speed, just as he'd do here. Blade has his gear here, as standard.

Godric follows the TB vamp rules tho. All vampires in TB have the same "the older you are the stronger/faster you are" stips. So Godric would be somewhere between Eric and Russel in terms of strength/ speed

He wasn't able to cope with Frost's speed once he started using it fully. Blade was def keeping up and even beat Frost in swords but once Frost got "serious" Blade was completely outclassed

Godric's too busy feeling sorry for himself to be effective here. He'd go down the fastest.

Yet who won the fight? Blade. His gear gives him the edge to even out his slight speed disadvantage.

These matches are 1 on 1 or team vs Blade?

Both.

Originally posted by Robtard
Godric's feats include killing a few humans, committing suicide and looking like he belongs in a boyband video. He's nothing in here; you need to get off his dick. Being far stronger and quicker than Eric and easily restraining another vampire on to the list. Godric slays Blade quickly. Quit hating on him because he evolved and you haven't, cro magnon man.

Well i honestly don't think he can take anyone on the list 1 on 1 (except maybe Godric pulling a "Colossonaut" allowing Blade to win)

All together is spite

Originally posted by quanchi112
Being far stronger and quicker than Eric and easily restraining another vampire on to the list. Godric slays Blade quickly. Quit hating on him because he evolved and you haven't, cro magnon man.

Cro-Magnons are anatomically modern humans, ass.

Originally posted by Robtard
Cro-Magnons are anatomically modern humans, ass. Whatever you say, Cromagnon.

Godric and Russell win with ease.

And Eric

And Bill

And Pam

And Jessica

And Tara

Originally posted by quanchi112
Whatever you say, Cromagnon.

Godric and Russell win with ease.

Read something besides VS threads, ass.

Godric dies with ease, while making a I'm-happy-that-I'm-sad face. Hell, Russell went out like a chump with nothing more than a bit of wood; Blade's bringing a lot more than that here.

Blade's doesn't carry wood tho...

No homo

Originally posted by juggerman
Blade's doesn't carry wood tho...

No homo

He carries plenty of silver though. Just a length of silver-chain had the most powerful TB vampire on the floor helpless and crying like a little *****.

Oh, no. You're at least 34.3% homo.

You're McClaning Blade now?

Just stating the facts.

Fact: Blade carries plenty of silver.

Fact: Russell was helpless and crying like a ***** from a length of silver.

Originally posted by Robtard
Just stating the facts.

Fact: Blade carries plenty of silver.

Fact: Russell was helpless and crying like a ***** from a length of silver.

Hahaha except Blade wouldn't be able to tag Russell with said silver in a forum battle.

I don't like True Blood, and I love Blade, but I'm realistic. TB vamps move far faster than La Magra-Frost from what I've seen, and they're way stronger than anything in the Blade trilogy. Blade dies before he knows what's going on.

Glad to see some people can keep a level head about these things.

Wait, people actually said Blade could win this?

He isn't nearly fast or strong enough. Hell, Bill could hit him with the attack he used to destroy those redneck's home in Season 1. Blade was struggling against Nomak. TB vamps would massacre him, especially if they attacked en masse

Originally posted by Robtard
Oh, no. You're at least 34.3% homo.

McClane solos

I just don't see Blade winning this gauntlet.

He relied on luck and tech from his associates in all of his films.

Alone in the long run he falls to speed.

LoL, the ignorance. You people make me sick.

Blade fought Dracula in Blade 3; that fool's strength shits all over Russell's strength feats, the strongest of the TB vamps. Shit, even Nomak's strength feats shits all over Russell.

Blade's a bullet dodger/timer, as seen in the first film.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, the ignorance. You people make me sick.

Blade fought Dracula in Blade 3; that fool's strength shits all over Russell's strength feats, the strongest of the TB vamps. Shit, even Nomak's strength feats shits all over Russell.

Blade's a bullet dodger/timer, as seen in the first film. When did blade dodge bullets when he couldn't dodge the villain that used Bullet timing? Blade is pretty succinctly not a bullet timer. I don't recall Nomak doing anything Russell couldn't mimic, though it's been a while since I've seen Blade 2. Dracula also shit all over Blade in their fight. How did Blade win, again?

Originally posted by Blight
When did blade dodge bullets when he couldn't dodge the villain that used Bullet timing? Blade is pretty succinctly not a bullet timer. I don't recall Nomak doing anything Russell couldn't mimic, though it's been a while since I've seen Blade 2. Dracula also shit all over Blade in their fight. How did Blade win, again?

Marvel vamps are bullet timers, iirc. Blade "has all their strengths and none of their weaknesses" - Whistler.

Nomak forced open those massive steel vault doors when going after his father, Russell's not shown that level of strength. Drake slammed Blade into the floor and made a large crater, Russell's not shown this level of strength.

While Drake clearly had the upperhand, Blade did well against him.

Not in the movies though. In the movies they got shot plenty, so you can't give Blade feats he doesn't have.

Yes, in the movies. Frost did it before he became Blood God bullshit thing. As did Nyssa and Assad in B2. Drake in B3. There's likely more I can't recall/find. Dodging bullets is a Marvel vamp thing, despite lower showings.

TB suffers from the same inconsistencies. Eric dodges a bullet; then later can't dodge a slow-as-shit net gun. Same with other TB vamps getting shot and killed with wooden ammo.

Before I though it was a close match; I was wrong. Blade obliterates here.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yes, in the movies. Frost did it before he became Blood God bullshit thing. As did Nyssa and Assad in B2. Drake in B3. There's likely more I can't recall/find. Dodging bullets is a Marvel vamp thing, despite lower showings.

TB suffers from the same inconsistencies. Eric dodges a bullet; then later can't dodge a slow-as-shit net gun. Same with other TB vamps getting shot and killed with wooden ammo.

Before I though it was a close match; I was wrong. Blade obliterates here. Frost also outmatched Blade's speed in every single way possible.

We don't use Plot Induced Stupidity in a forum fight. Blade has never shown he can bullet time, True Blood Wins.

Originally posted by Blight
Frost also outmatched Blade's speed in every single way possible.

We don't use Plot Induced Stupidity in a forum fight. Blade has never shown he can bullet time, True Blood Wins.

"Frost did it before he became Blood God bullshit thing". Frost was not more powerful than Blade before he transformed. Same with the other non uber vamps that aren't more powerful than Blade.

TB has PIS as well, as noted above with Eric. So if you're going to limit Blade on PIS grounds, then limit them all. Don't be biased. Marvel vamps can time bullets; Blade has all their strengths as seen and then told.

Would you say some Jedi can't Force-Push, cos we've not seen them do so explicitly, or is it a shown Jedi ability we accept for all. Blade obliterates here, it's been shown.

I'm not limiting Blade, I'm saying Vampires not avoiding Wooden Bullets that they see coming is PIS. Blade winning because of his tools isn't PIS so much as it is him needing them to win. Blade would have gotten no where without a vampire posse in Blade 2. Without the sunlight injections he would have been smeared by Deacon Frost. Blade would have been beaten by Drake if it hadn't been for the Nightstalkers help and the super arrow.

Still not seeing a viable argument on the Blade side.

Originally posted by Blight
I'm not limiting Blade, I'm saying Vampires not avoiding Wooden Bullets that they see coming is PIS. Blade winning because of his tools isn't PIS so much as it is him needing them to win. Blade would have gotten no where without a vampire posse in Blade 2. Without the sunlight injections he would have been smeared by Deacon Frost. Blade would have been beaten by Drake if it hadn't been for the Nightstalkers help and the super arrow.

Still not seeing a viable argument on the Blade side.

Blade's been gimped in here from several people since page 1, mainly due to Blade ignorance(though at least one for being a blatant TB fanboy). From speed to strength to durability, all underrated for Blade.

You are limiting Blade, you're saying he's not a bullet timer, despite this being an ability Marvel vampires have been seen to do, less powerful ones than Blade.

He's a far superior fighter, has enough speed to time bullets and has matched (Nomak) and held off (Drake) for a bit against guys who have shown far greater strength than Russell. What else do you need.

Not all vampires are created equal in Blade.

Some are super fast, some aren't. Some are bullet timers, some aren't.
It was proven in the Blade TV series. As well as the films.

And Blade sure as hell couldn't speed blitz like many lucky vamps could.

His speed with the sword though was incredibly fast. As was shown in the fight between he and the Blood God.

Dracula was the fastest though. But he fought Blade on equal ground due to respect.

If Blade had those UV bombs it might help too. Like he set off in the sewers. But I think he'd get smashed on by Russell. Punching wise though I don't think Blade would be outdid. But he's just to slow.

Originally posted by Kaibs
If Blade had those UV bombs it might help too. Like he set off in the sewers. But I think he'd get smashed on by Russell. Punching wise though I don't think Blade would be outdid. But he's just to slow.
Yep.

Would the Uv bombs be considered standard equipment?

Originally posted by Robtard
Read something besides VS threads, ass.

Godric dies with ease, while making a I'm-happy-that-I'm-sad face. Hell, Russell went out like a chump with nothing more than a bit of wood; Blade's bringing a lot more than that here. Taking on an entire realm of faeries and being caught off guard by a 1,000 year old vampire with weakness exploitation isn't a weak way to die. I mean you champion a show where walter frequently cries and poisons children to get out of trouble. What a badass he is, huh ?

Russell or Godric easily destroy Blade.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Taking on an entire realm of faeries and being caught off guard by a 1,000 year old vampire with weakness exploitation isn't a weak way to die. I mean you champion a show where walter frequently cries and poisons children to get out of trouble. What a badass he is, huh ?

Russell or Godric easily destroy Blade.

Haven't you learned by now that I'll not allow you to post fanboy falsehoods? Come on, man. "Entire realm of fairies", there was about 6-8 fairies blasting him including Sookie, who had malfunctioning powers. Eric shouldn't have been able to sneak up on him. Russell went out like a chump, this is just a fact.

LoL, you're talking smack about Breaking Bad cos you're butthurt True Blood sucks. Hilarious.

Incorrect, it's been shown, Blades deals with more powerful vampires than those two chumps, one of which only has killing normal humans, crying and committing suicide as feats.

True Blood vamps can share feats since all their power is exactly the same and gets stronger with age. Godric would be much faster/stronger than Eric who is easily a bullet timer.

Blade has never shown to deal well with being blitzed. Super Frost blitzed the shit outta him and all Blade could do was look stunned with that stupid look on his face. Had it been Russel Blade's head would have been removed instead of that silly ass push Frost gave him.

Blade was toyed with by Frost which is why he lasted long enough for plot to kick in. Russel has shown that he is not above quick kills whether his "opponent" is prepared or not. And in this forum fight the others will be just as ruthless

I see, so it's "if one can do it the other can too" for True Blood. But Blade gets "only what we see!!111!". Normal Frost timed bullets, yet ran like a ***** from Blade because he knew he'd die in a fight to the much more powerful guy.

LoL, Russell's not ripping off Blade's head, even if Blade sat there. Blade's insanely more durable and strong than a normal human.

No im just saying that's how TB is. The vamps have set abilities and strength based on their age. Frost ran away from Blade after his makeup started running meaning if he stayed and fought he would risk being killed by the sun whether he thought he could beat Blade or not

And Blade showed he was more skilled that Frost but he never showed he was faster.

Blade was injured and brought to his knees by a vamp child. Also he was showed to be hurt by vamps all around so to say Russel couldn't hurt him is just silly

He threw the Asian child as a distracting and ran away cos Blade would have kicked his ass before his sunscreen failed.

Blade's all around > to normal Frost.

I didn't say "Russell can't hurt Blade", I said Russell's not ripping off his head in some easy stomp. Huge difference.

He's not ripping his head off, he's pulling out his spine. Can someone show Blade's durability feats, please?

You did say previously that Russel would remove his head.

He grabs onto a speeding subway train and his arm isn't ripped out, shows how tough his body is.

Originally posted by Robtard
You did say previously that Russel would remove his head.

Uh... where?



That is pretty good durability. Doesn't beat puncturing and ripping out a human spine.

My bad, it was Juggerman.

Shows that Russel won't be ripping out anything of Blade's in some one-shot as people foolishly believe.

What's to stop Russel from hanging Blade by his neck at superspeed like he did a know bullet timer (Eric) before he could react? Then maybe using his own sword to lop his head off?

Originally posted by juggerman
What's to stop Russel from hanging Blade by his neck at superspeed like he did a know bullet timer (Eric) before he could react? Then maybe using his own sword to lop his head off?

If Russel grabs Blade by the neck, Russell's dead shortly after. Blade's stronger and has several weapons to easily punk Russell with.

Russel grabbed Eric and hung him by his neck on a wall by some metal and just left him there. Eric was a known bullet timer and could do absolutly nothing about it. He didn't even realise what Russel was doing. How would Blade fare any better?

Because he's better and comes loaded like a mini armory with gear specifically designed to kill vampires.

True but if he's not fast enough to even register the assult, let alone defend against it, that armory means exactly d!ck. Unless his clothes are made outta silver or his sword handle is then he cannot stop Russel from grabbing him up like he did Eric and using his own sword to kill him

Robtard is going off the assumption that Blade is a bullet timer despite any actual bullet timing feats. He's simply using ABC logic to obtain this. If it were true he'd be correct. Alas...

Originally posted by Blight
Robtard is going off the assumption that Blade is a bullet timer despite any actual bullet timing feats. He's simply using ABC logic to obtain this. If it were true he'd be correct. Alas...

LoL, same exact logic being used with Russell. Which I'm fine with, I'm just fair and apply to both sides, not just one.

Except that Russel actually Speedblitzed a proven bullet timer. Something that can't be said for Blade.

Same ABC logic: A Eric can bullet time + B Russell is more powerful than Eric = C Russell can bullet time.

Originally posted by Robtard
Same ABC logic: A Eric can bullet time + B Russell is more powerful than Eric = C Russell can bullet time. No it's more about the fact that he Speedblitzed him. There's a bit of a difference. If Russel had just used some plot device to beat Eric there wouldn't be much Creedance, but he severely outclassed him in speed.

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Originally posted by Blight
Yep.

Would the Uv bombs be considered standard equipment?

In the second movie they kind of were.

Originally posted by Blight
He's not ripping his head off, he's pulling out his spine. Can someone show Blade's durability feats, please?

http://youtu.be/THd-E3jSNDc

(I forgot how to post videos on here lol. I've been away for like a year.)

Originally posted by Kaibs
http://youtu.be/THd-E3jSNDc

(I forgot how to post videos on here lol. I've been away for like a year.)

He's using nothing but blunt strikes. No where is he trying to pierce Blades heart or rip him apart. Basically it's nothing but a ham handed action scene.

Originally posted by Kaibs
In the second movie they kind of were.

If he gets his UV bombs then he has a chance against the True Blood vamps one on one. Team battle and he still gets thrashed.

Originally posted by Blight
He's using nothing but blunt strikes. No where is he trying to pierce Blades heart or rip him apart. Basically it's nothing but a ham handed action scene.



If he gets his UV bombs then he has a chance against the True Blood vamps one on one. Team battle and he still gets thrashed.

You asked about damage soak. I showed you damage soak. There's way more. So don't take the video out of context. I think people are just giving True Blood characters too much of a power boost. Especially ****ing Bill. Which is ridiculous. He's done nothing to suggest that he's near even Eric's level in the show besides lose his mind and drink a vial of vampire blood. As Bill alone, he hasn't faced anything as crazy as other characters even.

Bill in the first season made it look like a tornado went through a trailer park didn't he?

Ripped up the trailer and flipped it over, ripped a light pole out of the ground, etc...

Originally posted by Kaibs
You asked about damage soak. I showed you damage soak. There's way more. So don't take the video out of context. I think people are just giving True Blood characters too much of a power boost. Especially ****ing Bill. Which is ridiculous. He's done nothing to suggest that he's near even Eric's level in the show besides lose his mind and drink a vial of vampire blood. As Bill alone, he hasn't faced anything as crazy as other characters even.
tell that to the hicks in the trailer.

Originally posted by Blight
tell that to the hicks in the trailer. '


Oh no he flipped a trailer against some weak ass humans. So threatening.

Originally posted by Kaibs
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Oh no he flipped a trailer against some weak ass humans. So threatening.

And made it look like a tornado hit.

Originally posted by Kaibs
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Oh no he flipped a trailer against some weak ass humans. So threatening.

It's more the fact that he flipped a several ton trailer a fair distance from where it was.

Originally posted by Robtard
Haven't you learned by now that I'll not allow you to post fanboy falsehoods? Come on, man. "Entire realm of fairies", there was about 6-8 fairies blasting him including Sookie, who had malfunctioning powers. Eric shouldn't have been able to sneak up on him. Russell went out like a chump, this is just a fact.

LoL, you're talking smack about Breaking Bad cos you're butthurt True Blood sucks. Hilarious.

Incorrect, it's been shown, Blades deals with more powerful vampires than those two chumps, one of which only has killing normal humans, crying and committing suicide as feats. There were more than 8 faeries and they weren't even hurting him.

He was high on faerie blood while tanking attacks from faeries meaning he's completely distracted. Russell couldn't be beaten straight up.

Russell would destroy any Blade vampires.

It's been ages since I've watched the Blade films, but from the evidence compiled I don't see Blade faring well against a superhuman of Russell's caliber; dude literally shrugged and put a grown man into the ceiling.

blade dies.

Blade certainly dies.

McClane solos