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Pepsi.

Missionary or doggie style?

Doggy.

"Be black or crippled?"

Black, I'm already black from the waist down, proportionally speaking, so I might as well go with the color to match it.

Tea or coffee?

Tea

Astner as your only companion for life, or kill
1000 people?

10000 people and you've got yourself a deal

EF or a swift kick to the nuts?

Swift kick in the nuts.

Getting stabbed in the eyeball or sit in a room for an hour talking to Assner?

Latter.

Raped by a Rhino or raped by a Giraffe?

Giraffe, I'd imagine that it would hurt less.

Would you rather play a game of strip poker again That ADHD Chick or Cthulhu?

Playing strip poker with myself would be pretty fun so I'll go with that. Plus I don't think Cthulhu wears clothes. haermm

Would you rather be burned alive or freeze to death?

Freeze.

Face Zombies or Face Aliens as a world ending?

Zambies

Would you rather listen to every single One Direction song or watch all the Twilight movies in a marathon?

Twilight.

Cutting off your eyelids with a a par of scissors or having your hands amputated?

Gamer here. Eyelids for obvious reasons.

Nails on a chalkboard or explosive diarrhea?

Nails on a chalkboard

Play ten rounds of MW3 with a "gamur grrl" or play the Staircase Game?

Staircase game....

Chug a bottle of acid, or run through a playground of razor wire?

Le playground

Relive your favorite character dying everyday for the rest of your life or have your heart cut out and stomped into the dirt?

Favorite character die over and over.

Go completely bald and find you have an ugly misshapen head OR have permanent head lice?

Bald and misshapen.

Cat or dog?

Dog

Headache or Stomachache?

Headache

Blind or deaf?

Deaf

Lose a hand or a foot?

Foot

Tattoo of a dick on your forehead for life(cannot cover it in any way) or have horrible breath for life(no way to cover the smell)

Tat. There are some women who would be attracted to that.

Lose a testicle, or pass a kidney stone the size of a golf ball?

Bye bye testie

Drown or burn to death?

Burn

One ice cream flavor for life?

That's not really a this or this choice, but DRUMSTICK flavor. And yes they make that flavor.

Would you rather lose your tongue or all of your teeth?

Teeth

Would you lose a leg or an arm?

Leg

LotR or Star Wars

Star Wars

Drink pee or get pooped on?

Originally posted by juggerman
Star Wars

Drink pee or get pooped on?
The latter, you can wash that off.

Thai food or sushi?

Sushi. Never had Thai

Buried or cremated?

Buried

Butts or butts?

No idea what this means but i guess "butts"

Apples or oranges?

Oranges

Be $100,000 in debt (that you have to pay) or get ****ed up the ass for 20mins from a well hung man.

I'd take it from behind.

Chocolate Fondue or Cheese Fondue?

Chocolate.

Great White Shark bite or Stung by Box Jellyfish?

Shark bite

Drink an entire bottle of hand sanitizer or put a toothpick under your toenails and kick a wall?

Drink a bottle of hand sanitizer.


Was this thread already done by dadudemon a couple of years back or am I going crazy?

No idea

Put your arm in an alligator's mouth or take a full force paw strike from a Siberian tiger?

Siberian tiger

Fly through outer space or swim in the deepest recesses of the ocean?

Fly through outer space

James Bond or Jason Bourne?

Bourne

Coke/Pepsi

Coke.

Leona Lewis or pink?

Lewis because Pink is gross doe

NBA or NFL

nfl

tasered in the nuts, or kicked in the nuts

Kicked

Obama or Romney?

Romney

Thor's hammer or He-Mans sword?

Mjolnir

Getting ****ed in the ass or ****ing some guy in the ass?

Hopefully the guy im ****ing has feminine features

Who would you rather bone Jassica Alba or Mila Kunis?

Jessica Alba.

Apple juice or orange juice?

Orange Juice.

Oral or Anal?

Who is being penetrated here?

Originally posted by juggerman
Who is being penetrated here?

It's up to you.

Id put it in her bum

Spit or swallow?

spit

Flight or fight?

Flight.

Cod or salmon?

Cod

Lube/Lotion or Dry-Docking-It

lotion i guess...

Would you rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die?

When

Would you rather switch bodies with a really hot gay guy or a really ugly lesbian?

Hot gay guy!

Pregnancy or a 9 month long period.

never experienced either, but pregnancy I guess...

This cat
http://i1292.photobucket.com/albums/b571/CannalizeLegabis/6d635076d26ee38e02e8be2e7c56307e_zps13fcd507.gif

or

this wolf
http://i1292.photobucket.com/albums/b571/CannalizeLegabis/0yFKB_zps81b3527b.jpg

Wolf

Run into Brock Lesnar in a dark alley (he thinks you raped and murdered his wife) or get tortured 'Hostel' style?

Run into Brock: because I did and he's next! mwhahahahahaa!



Allow this scorpion to sting you in the face or sting you on the tongue: 3 times, each:

http://blog.shirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/scorpion.jpg

Tongue.

Sex with one 10 or two 7s?

Two 7s (if they're Bi).

Beat to death a known rapist murderer or stomp on a kitten with heavy work boots?

Stomp on a kitten. The kitten probably shit on something of mine, anyway.


Suck Robtard's dick for 10 minutes or lick juggerman's anus once (after he has completed a workout session).

Anus I guess

Would you rather get stabbed in the stomach by a serrated blade laced with salt, or cover your body with paper cuts and jump into a tiger shark tank?

Tiger sharks cause if I'm gonna die, it's gonna be to one of my favorite animals

Listen to a twelve hour cat orgy in your basement or have two old people tell you in graphic detail about the last time they had sex.

Old people.

Be a black guy for a week, or an middle easterner for a day in new York?

Black guy!

Eat a three course meal of your least favorite foods for a week or never eat your favorite foods for the rest of your life?

Originally posted by Insomniatric
Anus I guess

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
Black guy!

Eat a three course meal of your least favorite foods for a week or never eat your favorite foods for the rest of your life?
Well, I guess I'll have to say farewell to my favorite dishes then.

Would you rather eat (and finish in one go) a quadruple bypass burger or a family pizza with (tomato sauce, cheese) salami, and sausage as toppings.

Pizza.

Stuck in the middle of the North Pole or stuck in the middle or the Sahara (no hope of rescue)?

Sahara.

Goku or Superman?

Superman

Invulnerable to all things, though you're still normal human strength,or super strength, like having the strength of 1000 men, though you can be killed by bullets and anything else that can kill people.

Definitely invulnerability.

Fight a fully grown male Chimpanzee, or a rabid gray wolf?

Wolf.

Switch to the opposite sex for a week once a month

or

switch ethnicity(random each time) for a week once a month.

Switch to the opposite sex

Go through one of Jigsaw's trials or participate in the Hunger Games?

Originally posted by Insomniatric
Anus I guess

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
Switch to the opposite sex

Go through one of Jigsaw's trials or participate in the Hunger Games?

Jigsaw's trials, because I've never seen/read the hunger games.

Fight Ronnie Coleman
or

fight this guy:
http://cdn2.cagepotato.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/diaz_fingers.gif

I have no idea who they are.

The idiot giving the finger I guess.

Live for 1000 years or have sex with perfect 10 models for a month?

Coleman is an 8 time Mr. Olympia winner,

The "idiot giving the finger" is Nick Diaz, the best MMA fighter in the world.

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
I have no idea who they are.

The idiot giving the finger I guess.

Live for 1000 years or have sex with perfect 10 models for a month?

Wrong choice man.

http://oi56.tinypic.com/eiuw3l.jpg

I would just shoot him.

You didn't specify how to fight him.

Do you keep your gun in your purse next to your tampons?

I kid, I kid.

That doesn't make sense.

off topic

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
I have no idea who they are.

The idiot giving the finger I guess.

Live for 1000 years or have sex with perfect 10 models for a month?

1000 years

sq

Way to contribute

stop shitposting

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
I have no idea who they are.

The idiot giving the finger I guess.

Live for 1000 years or have sex with perfect 10 models for a month?
1000 years

Which would you rather have, the perfect game or the perfect movie? (To watch/play)

The perfect film exist in the form of The Big Lebowski, so game.

Would you rather have a massively over-sized anus or moderately undersized genitals.

Anus. I like my big dong

Gremlins or Critters?

Critters

Samsung or Apple?

Apple.

San Diego or Miami

Miami.


Blue pill or red pill?

Whichever kills me faster.

One billion dollars, but for only a month, you keep what you buy. Or twenty five thousand a year for life?

One billion dollars for the month.


Interesting.... Same question.

Billion, buy a ton of property and sell as needed.

Or buy the Chargers and fire Norv.

iPhone or GSIII?

I have a gs3 I'm not using. So iPhone.

Lion vs. Polar bear?

Polar Bear

Bear or Lion

Lion, as it's on my family crest.

Demon or dragon?

Dragon

Windscar or getsuga tenshou?

Wind-scar.

Coffee or tea?

Tea

Love or hate?

Love

Broly or Cell?

Cell!

For the rest of your days, you can only live on a giant...

Zeppelin or ocean liner?

Zeppelin

Does juggerman's sig look like an ass or a chest

Originally posted by Barker
Zeppelin

Does juggerman's sig look like an ass or a chest
Ass.

Eat a bag of puff cheetos or crunchy ones?

Not big on cheetos... but crunchy. >.O

Give both legs for six million or wind up in debt to save both your legs from amputation?

Originally posted by Barker
Does juggerman's sig look like an ass or a chest

Originally posted by Cherrywild
Not big on cheetos... but crunchy. >.O

Give both legs for six million or wind up in debt to save both your legs from amputation?

Debt don't scare me!

Slow and painful death with a small chance of eventual escape or quick certain death?

Originally posted by juggerman
Debt don't scare me!

Slow and painful death with a small chance of eventual escape or quick certain death?

Oh shit...
Slow and painful.

Swallow razorblades or tossed into a pit of rusted used needles?

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
Oh shit...
Slow and painful.

Swallow razorblades or tossed into a pit of rusted used needles?

Needles!

5 men with average size penis take turns anally raping you or 2 very well endowed men?

Nobody wants to be raped?

Out of those choices, the 5 guys.

iOS or Android

Ios.

Broken leg or broken arm?

Leg! I could lay around all day.

Food or Sex?

Food.

Favorite Kevin Smith film?

Chasing Amy

Favorite superhero weapon

Iron Man's armor.

SQ.

The Billy Club

Would you rather drink a small shot glass of garbage water, or eat shower drain hair from an overly masturbatory overweight man?

Garbage water.

SQ

Garbage water

Would you rather eat ass or swallow a load?

Swallow a load
Would you rather have supermans powers for 1 year or aquamans powers for 5 years?

Aquaman's, tbh.

SQ.

aquaman, going down to depths and not freezing or being crushed would be cool

which would you rather. anan sex from 2 black men or 15 chinese

Like both of them putting it in at the same time?

which would you rather. anal sex from 2 black men or 15 chinese

one after the other

Black guys... Just use lots of spit
Would you rather shoot your foot or have an orgy with the Jamaican bob sledding team?

they don't wash so foot

SQ

Shoot foot

Would you rather master the force and have a lightsaber or be a conduit like cole macgrath

Conduits have greater durability and more versatile abilities so I would rather be a conduit.



Would your rather someone shit on your face for 30 seconds or would you rather sit in a steam room where 30 old men complete an entire bowel movement on your whole body except your face? Assume the poops are equal in consistency: thicker than pudding but thinner than cheesecake.



Also, am I doing this game correctly? You're supposed to come up with two really bad ideas to see which bad idea someone could tolerate more, correct?

You got some weird shit fetish, don't you?

Originally posted by Bardock42
You got some weird shit fetish, don't you?

Going to avoid DDM's fecal fetish and answer the one before.

The Force + a lightsabre

Sq

Force for the win

which would you prefer:
marvel universe or DC

Nether image

Would you rather
Have sex with Kate upton. But she has been dead for 5 minutes
Of Lindsey Lohan at her worse crack head stage

Kate Upton (pulse doesnt matter) evil


you come to a fork in the road.
on the Left is a sign saying Raccon City ( it would be like Resident Evil Apoclypse)
on the Right is a sign saying Silent Hill ( the Second movie)

Resident Evil for sure.

SQ

Resident evil motafucas
Are you good or evil?

Can't have one without the other

I usually am good given my experiences

SQ