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The Nolan Trilogy Batman VS Selene

Selene is too fast for him.
Too strong.
More agile.
She kills him and drinks his blood.

Selene is far better in every physical way.

She even has better boobs.

Let's not get crazy.

Okay...I will admit his man rack is impressive. I was a bit let down without the suit nipples though.

Originally posted by KingD19
She even has better boobs. Affirmative.

facepalmfacepalmSMDH Batman loses

Wait, does Batman have all his gadgets?

Doesn't matter. None of the stuff he had from the movies will help him. Even his little gelsplosion things won't do any good at close range, as he'll get blown up too.

Selene breaks him faster than Bane did.

Originally posted by KingD19
Okay...I will admit his man rack is impressive. I was a bit let down without the suit nipples though. But we did see his real nipples, that's more than I can say for Selene.

sneer

Originally posted by KingD19
Doesn't matter. None of the stuff he had from the movies will help him. Even his little gelsplosion things won't do any good at close range, as he'll get blown up too.

Selene breaks him faster than Bane did. What about gas and exploding batarangs? Watch Superman/Batman: Public enemies. Batman is taking on beings with super powers and raping them.

Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
What about gas and exploding batarangs? Watch Superman/Batman: Public enemies. Batman is taking on beings with super powers and raping them.

Read the OP. This is Nolanverse Batman. So the 3 movies starring Christian Bale. So he doesn't even have gas or exploding Batarangs.

Selene one-shots him.

Originally posted by KingD19
Read the OP. This is Nolanverse Batman. So the 3 movies starring Christian Bale. So he doesn't even have gas or exploding Batarangs. Ah, my bad. Yeah, Bat gets raped then.

Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
Ah, my bad. Yeah, Bat gets raped then.

That's his backup plan, he has UV underpants on.

Originally posted by Placidity
That's his backup plan, he has UV underpants on.

Selene's immune to sunlight now. What's he gonna do, tan her crotch?