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I wanted to talk about this but I didn't want to do it in the GDF because they're all morons up there. haermm

So quick, someone say something about the video before this thread devolves into incoherent rambling and shitposting by Thoren and I.

Odds were 20/1 he'd plummet to his death

The one in Star Trek was cooler doe

That one guy died though lol.

LOL! True!

he was like 200 METERS!!!111!1!11!!!

lol reported

Soz

This thread derailed pretty quickly, thanks a lot

I'm always happy to lend a helping hand

But seriously

I feel so alive

all things must pass

head on over to the nearest bridge and take a leap of faith

You shall not pass.

take a long walk off a short cliff

That's not possimpable.

i'm the only one upstairs today

now can you dig that

suckerrrr!!!

You're about to be whacked.

wat is hueco mondo

Hollow world

Hollowman

Like the moon landings, this was a hoax, people.

What if the world is a hoax?

**** you and your matrix in the ass.

You'll be assimilated

back to jumping from space

Bobtard said its fake

never heard of her

I believe she has a donut sig?

who cares

I'm going to the gym after work jw00t

or should I say

esta31

I don't know what that is

wow what a n00b

What a boob

that's not very nice doe

That fat arm?

just pretend it's toned like its supposed to be

I can't do that sir.

he could probably beat me up

now

but in a month

who knows

juggs lal

I'm not very sore this morning so now I'm wondering if I worked out hard enough

Probably not

Sucks

I broke down and grabbed some Carl's Jr for dinner

you are a despicable man

I met Felix in Las Vegas in 2007.

Originally posted by Barker
you are a despicable man Soz

Originally posted by Jim Colyer
I met Felix in Las Vegas in 2007.
did he jump on you
Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
Soz
can you tell roland to come back

I need to ask him about OD girl

He doesn't want to be your bf.

your gay

Nice retort.

nice retort

I'm so seriously depressed about not being famous

But you don't try.

that would require doing

You are a genetic disorder

They say I'm 1 in 7 billion

ermmnone

hi

New nexus is coming out.

No LTE

it's like it's really 2002

That would drive up the cost fool.

drive up the price?

oh lets take out the touchscreen too because it drove up the cost

let's just use AA batters because a lion battery drives up the cost

Do you know how much an lte radio cost, and at that make it so it can be used world wide?

Too much.

at least make a verizon version

how hard is that

The Verizon nexus isn't even really a nexus.

I don't think so.

Good you agree.

maybe when i get my upgrade next year there will be an SGIV

I want some nachos.

MIGHT GO TO MCDONALDS

Damn you're a fat whore.

i didn't 13

Don't lie to me.

i just barely said in another thread I went back to sleep you mongoloid

Time stamp says 6:17 am.

it was only 5

things i have to do today

work out
buy candy
watch RSL kill seattle
watch jazz kill nawlins
cry myself to sleep because no 2d girl

sounds like a full day.

the last one takes the most time

You sad sad little man. haermm

she's quite a catch
and my net is broke

Use other elaborate traps.

roofies

you sick prevert

Remember when doug was on the roof

I remember when he got stuck in his attic's door.

i'm talking about the hang

over

white doug, or black doug?

haha oh yeah

white

always white

Racist bro

negatory

go black, and don't go back

get outta here kat

13

i just remembered i have a 5k on sat

I thought that said you were getting 5k on Saturday.

you're funny dude

Get on my level

change your sig

go **** yourself

i might have to screencap that one

Please, feel free

tighten up

Loosen up

EASE UP ESE

Calm down chief

I have a 5k tomorrow

I hope you break a leg.

overslept it because i was up till 4 playing video games and drinking soda

you are not 12 anymore.

It was the weekend

I drank a beer

excuses

i'll do what i like because i like what I do

i killed a dragon last night that was like 100x easier than the draugr overlord that kept killing me

i mean

what "gives"

STOP

Anyway back to space jumping

My iphone 5 is awe.....quite a bit.

it's just a phone dude

its my life line.

i'm probably switching to android if iOS7 is shit

deal with it

Isn't that Jonny Ive guy now the head of iOS? He will put iOS back on the map.

unless he overhauls it I don't care

That's exactly what he's doing.

I mean completely, mutitasking, changed notification system, widgets, ability to set Chrome as my default browser, EF wallpapers as stock wallpapers, etc

It's going to be Android iOS

stop spouting filthy lies

Make me.

literally cannot

I know.

imma go to walkmart on friday to see if my one stalker friend is working

then imma spill a whole aisle of shit so she has to clean it

flaw in the plan

my plans have no flaws

haermm

I might go to Six Flags on Friday

With chicks I hope?

i didn't doe

you make me sad

story time

this girl i'm tryna get with

lets call her "ex"

so we make plans at mine

and i get mad because she's taking forever IMO

and so I fall asleep on purpose and she comes and knocks on my door for 15 mins gets mad and leaves

is that bad

it's like you are the woman

i do what I do

if you weren't interested in her, why bother trying to go out?

I've been interested in her for 8 years

Stop acting like a child, women take forever to get ready.

I just went to lunch with her, get off my back jack

lunch is the friend zone, have fun slapping your wewe forever.

I'm just holding fort until I go back to Cedar so I can get 2D Girl

yeah because that worked out well for the past year

and that's the tooth

stop being retarded

imma ask her out tomorrow

do it now pussy