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Joe Simmons, from the film Looper

VS

Jason Bourne, from the Bourne trilogy


This is the older version of Joe Simmons, armed with the huge revolver he used in the film, up against Jason Bourne, from the last film in the Bourne trilogy, armed with a six-shot Desert Eagle. They also both have plenty of ammo and a knife. They are fighting to the death in a large warehouse, which is filled with storage crates, various machines used for moving the crates and a lot of tools and whatnot, which they can use, if necessary. They start on opposite sides of the warehouse. They know nothing of each other prior to the fight.

Bourne in a stomp. You spite-threading up in here, bro?

bourne destroys

Bourne stomps so hard that Simmons goes back to the future.

You guys are giving Bourne too much credit. Joe Simmons was mopping the floor with the whole mob. It won't be a walk in the park for Bourne.

Originally posted by Psychotron
You guys are giving Bourne too much credit. Joe Simmons was mopping the floor with the whole mob. It won't be a walk in the park for Bourne.

Those guys were little more than idiotic goons who couldn't hit an old man running away from a fairly close distance. Remember the diner scene? 5 guys shooting and not a singe hit.

I didn't say he'd win, but it's not a stomp for Bourne.

Also, Bruce Willis >>>> Matt Damon.

Originally posted by Robtard
Bourne in a stomp. You spite-threading up in here, bro?

It's far from a stomp for Bourne if it's a win for him at all.

You trolling, boy?

Originally posted by Psychotron
I didn't say he'd win, but it's not a stomp for Bourne.

Also, Bruce Willis >>>> Matt Damon.

yea but Simmons doesn't have McClane powers

Originally posted by Psychotron
I didn't say he'd win, but it's not a stomp for Bourne.

Also, Bruce Willis >>>> Matt Damon.

Fair enough. Seems we only disagree on how easily Bourne wins.