Superman vs team of Bricks

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carver9
Superman doesn't have flight for this. OWAW Supes. Fight takes place in a contained room the size of a football field.

Who wins?


Classic Colossus
The Thing
Sasquatch
Korg
Classic Hercules (No Mace)
Marvel Ares (No weapons)
Sif (No Weapons)
Doc Samson
Strong Guy
The Blob
Thor (No hammer, H2H only)
Red Hulk (Current)

zopzop
Team Two is getting wrecked......badly.

8swords
supes grabs blob and uses him like a glove, and pummels everyone in the team, then phucks sif in front of thor



@zopzop-- nice sig

Odekahn
Originally posted by zopzop
Team Two is getting wrecked......badly.

DarkSaint85
Superman.

I'm sure you've seen this scan, carver:

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/59723/1176209-20_super.jpg

Plus, am assuming he still has his speed.

Damborgson
Originally posted by 8swords
supes grabs blob and uses him like a glove, and pummels everyone in the team, then phucks sif in front of thor



http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae152/rogerearp3/gifs/Stone-Cold.gif

-Pr-
Originally posted by Damborgson
http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae152/rogerearp3/gifs/Stone-Cold.gif

laughing out loud

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Honestly Carver, at least half of those guys are about as useful in this fight as a cock-flavoured lollipop.

carver9
This isnt sundipped Superman.

DarkSaint85
He's still speedy and skilled as normal Supes, though.

abhilegend
Originally posted by -Pr-
laughing out loud

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Honestly Carver, at least half of those guys are about as useful in this fight as a cock-flavoured lollipop.
laughing out loud

Estacado
Superman.

-Pr-
Originally posted by carver9
This isnt sundipped Superman.

I never assumed it was?

Bentley
Thing makes Superman work for it, but loses after a great fight.

Doon
OWAW Superman

Bentley
Originally posted by Doon
OWAW Superman

Ah, ok, then split between Thing and Kal.

Nibedicus
Originally posted by -Pr-
as useful in this fight as a cock-flavoured lollipop.

Well one really can't say that such a thing would be useless, I can actually imagine some uses/a market for a product like that. Top-of-my-mind... let me see...

-Initially market at porn conventions as a novelty.
-Invent new porn "niche": lollipop porn. Shape lolipop accordingly.
-Market as "entry-level" practice prop for women (or men) who wish to learn about such activities. Sell at adult stores. Could also be sold as a "gag-gift" or novelty/prank.
-Market at "alternative lifestyle" bars as a novelty to be taken with their drinks...

Won't be a big/mass/mainstream market, but I can def see a niche. Frankly, I'd be surprised if such a thing hasn't been invented yet. laughing

-Pr-
Originally posted by Nibedicus
Well one really can't say that such a thing would be useless, I can actually imagine some uses/a market for a product like that. Top-of-my-mind... let me see...

-Initially market at porn conventions as a novelty.
-Invent new porn "niche": lollipop porn. Shape lolipop accordingly.
-Market as "entry-level" practice prop for women (or men) who wish to learn about such activities. Sell at adult stores. Could also be sold as a "gag-gift" or novelty/prank.
-Market at "alternative lifestyle" bars as a novelty to be taken with their drinks...

Won't be a big/mass/mainstream market, but I can def see a niche. Frankly, I'd be surprised if such a thing hasn't been invented yet. laughing

It was a Dodgeball reference. sad

Nibedicus
Originally posted by -Pr-
It was a Dodgeball reference. sad

laughing

That explains why it's new to me. I watched that movie drunk, can't remember a damned thing about it.

Odekahn
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!

Phucking Chuck Norris...

-Pr-
thumb up

Nihilist
Superman easy.

You could add Hulk to that line up and it wouldn't matter

Newjak
Originally posted by carver9
Superman doesn't have flight for this. OWAW Supes. Fight takes place in a contained room the size of a football field.

Who wins?


Classic Colossus
The Thing
Sasquatch
Korg
Classic Hercules (No Mace)
Marvel Ares (No weapons)
Sif (No Weapons)
Doc Samson
Strong Guy
The Blob
Thor (No hammer, H2H only)
Red Hulk (Current) Herc, Thor, and Rulk are the only people of consequence in this thread.

Thor and Herc MIGHT, and that is a massively big MIGHT, be able to work together and fend off Supes, they both have decent reaction times.

Still without Thor being able to use his more versatile powerset I don't see a way for the team to negate Supes' massive speed advantage here.

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