Casper Whitey
Texas Ranger McQuade versus Detective McClane, steel cage match to the death. Each combatant starts out with their bare hands and feet. The steel cage has weapons on the walls that are unlocked at 30 second intervals in a particular order, in pairs. For example, the first weapon released will have an identical weapon released at the same time on the opposite side of the cage. The weapons are as follows:
1. 30 seconds in, broken broomsticks.
2. 1:00 in, box cutters.
3. 1:30 in, brass knuckles.
4. 2:00 in, ballistic knives.
5. 2:30 in, throwing tomahawks.
6. 3:00 in, ball and spike mace.
7. 3:30 in, M-14 rifle, no ammo, with bayonets attached.
8. 4:00 in, steel 6 foot long battle staffs.
9. 4:30 in, One shot Derringer pistols. No reloads.
10. 5:00 in, chainsaws.
After 5:00, if the fight is still going on, the weapons reset and it starts all over again with the broomsticks. A combatant can retrieve weapons from the ground and use them again if they choose to. If at 3:00, one combatant is wielding a tomahawk, he can dual wield it with the mace.
Winner?
1. 30 seconds in, broken broomsticks.
2. 1:00 in, box cutters.
3. 1:30 in, brass knuckles.
4. 2:00 in, ballistic knives.
5. 2:30 in, throwing tomahawks.
6. 3:00 in, ball and spike mace.
7. 3:30 in, M-14 rifle, no ammo, with bayonets attached.
8. 4:00 in, steel 6 foot long battle staffs.
9. 4:30 in, One shot Derringer pistols. No reloads.
10. 5:00 in, chainsaws.
After 5:00, if the fight is still going on, the weapons reset and it starts all over again with the broomsticks. A combatant can retrieve weapons from the ground and use them again if they choose to. If at 3:00, one combatant is wielding a tomahawk, he can dual wield it with the mace.
Winner?