Lone Wolf McQuade versus "Lone Wolf" McClane

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Casper Whitey
Texas Ranger McQuade versus Detective McClane, steel cage match to the death. Each combatant starts out with their bare hands and feet. The steel cage has weapons on the walls that are unlocked at 30 second intervals in a particular order, in pairs. For example, the first weapon released will have an identical weapon released at the same time on the opposite side of the cage. The weapons are as follows:

1. 30 seconds in, broken broomsticks.

2. 1:00 in, box cutters.

3. 1:30 in, brass knuckles.

4. 2:00 in, ballistic knives.

5. 2:30 in, throwing tomahawks.

6. 3:00 in, ball and spike mace.

7. 3:30 in, M-14 rifle, no ammo, with bayonets attached.

8. 4:00 in, steel 6 foot long battle staffs.

9. 4:30 in, One shot Derringer pistols. No reloads.

10. 5:00 in, chainsaws.



After 5:00, if the fight is still going on, the weapons reset and it starts all over again with the broomsticks. A combatant can retrieve weapons from the ground and use them again if they choose to. If at 3:00, one combatant is wielding a tomahawk, he can dual wield it with the mace.



Winner?

Sadako of Girth
What movie was this?

Casper Whitey
Die Hard.

Casper Whitey
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Sadako of Girth
Good enough for me. smile Thanks. Will have to watch it first man.

"Norris really has his work cut out this time against McClane." is all I'll go to at this point without knowing more.

Casper Whitey
Wait, WHOA................You've never seen Lone Wolf McQuade?

Sadako of Girth
Not yet. smile

Casper Whitey
Thought it was on Netflix, it's not. Damn. Guess you'll have to rent it, or amazon instant video it.

BruceSkywalker
seen Lone Wolf McQuade plenty

are we just using first and only die hard film???

Sadako of Girth
Would seem a bit gimpy to..

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Would seem a bit gimpy to..

i know even with that.. Mac should have enough to beat McQuade

Robtard
I've not seen McQuade either, so I'll hold judgement until Ive seen it.

But going off that clip, McClane wrecks his ass.

BruceSkywalker
@Rob and Sadako you guys might like it.. its a fave Norris film of mine .. decent story, pretty good fight scenes too, but McClane I still think wins this

Casper Whitey
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
seen Lone Wolf McQuade plenty

are we just using first and only die hard film??? No, all DH films.

McQuade is way too much for McClane h2h, that's why I gave them cycling melee weapons.

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by Casper Whitey
No, all DH films.

McQuade is way too much for McClane h2h, that's why I gave them cycling melee weapons.

Then Ranger J.J. McQuade gets ran over a truck driven by McClane

Casper Whitey
Wow.....

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