Eli versus the Road Warrior

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Casper Whitey
Eli from the Book of Eli must travel from one side of Australia to the other, delivering the book to a group of Christians on the coast. He must contend with all that is in The road Warrior. To make it interesting, the Humungus and his crew want the book and will do anything to get it.

Eli is armed with his blades, his shotgun and his pistol. He has six full pistol mags and 30 shotgun shells.

Robtard
Eli was good because he had God's protection. So while the Humungus, Assless Chaps Man and crew are masters of the wasteland, they can't contend with God.

the ninjak
Eli still got captured by the bad guys in his film. The Road thugs will murder him easily.

Eli's God protection wasn't as impressive as the Blues Bros'. He couldn't even drive. They run him down for laughs.

Placidity
Originally posted by the ninjak
Eli still got captured by the bad guys in his film. The Road thugs will murder him easily.

Eli's God protection wasn't as impressive as the Blues Bros'. He couldn't even drive. They run him down for laughs.

Actually, "God's plan" was that the Bible be transcribed and spread to the masses - it wasn't necessarily that God needed Eli to be invincible although he did for awhile.

If you are familiar with Christian themes, Jesus when he was being arrested said that he could have summoned legions of angels for help, but did not because it wasn't part of the "plan".

the ninjak
Originally posted by Placidity
Actually, "God's plan" was that the Bible be transcribed and spread to the masses - it wasn't necessarily that God needed Eli to be invincible although he did for awhile.

If you are familiar with Christian themes, Jesus when he was being arrested said that he could have summoned legions of angels for help, but did not because it wasn't part of the "plan".

Fine then the Road Thugs spread God's word. Like Eli's head all over the roadside.

Robtard
Originally posted by the ninjak
Eli still got captured by the bad guys in his film. The Road thugs will murder him easily.

Eli's God protection wasn't as impressive as the Blues Bros'. He couldn't even drive. They run him down for laughs.

Only way Eli gets murdered if God wills Eli to be murdered.

It was just adequate enough for Eli to complete his mission.

the ninjak
The length from the East Coast to the West coast of Australia is no small walk.

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