Squirrel Girl vs. Team

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byrdgang21
Squirrel Girl

Vs

Dr. Doom
Iron Fist
B/P Hawkeye
Space Punisher



Who wins?

SamZED
Rest of the marvel chars are microbes to SG. This team is the best marvel has to offer. So to her cockroaches at best.

StiltmanFTW
SG was all terrified and got hurt during Fear Itself, Wolverine would've broken her arm if not for her squirrels.

The only one that can't solo this is Doom.

tkitna
Please, this is spite against the team.

SamZED
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
SG was all terrified and got hurt during Fear Itself, Wolverine would've broken her arm if not for her squirrels.

The only one that can't solo this is Doom.

LOL? She Effortlessly beat the crap out of Logan. He tried to cheapshot her and got owned again. Her being affraid is irrelevant. Never stopped
Her from owning Thanos, Foom and others. She wipes the floor with this "team". Then beats the crap out of Logan again. Just for lols.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by tkitna
Please, this is spite against the team.

Not really, SG is nothing more than a legend of the past. Clint could take dozens of Doreens.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by SamZED
LOL? She Effortlessly beat the crap out of Logan. He tried to cheapshot her and got owned again. Her being affraid is irrelevant. Never stopped
Her from owning Thanos, Foom and others. She wipes the floor with this "team". Then beats the crap out of Logan again. Just for lols.

Fing gets owned by everyone.

Who is Thanos?

SamZED
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Fing gets owned by everyone.

Who is Thanos? Purple guy. Tall, fat. Chin looks like baboon's ass?

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by SamZED
Purple guy. Tall, fat. Chin looks like baboon's ass?

Ah, that one. Thanks.

Not terribly impressed with him, he got owned by a tree, Vision bashed his face in and Clint penetrated him numerous times like his personal sex doll.

He's like Hyde and Cobra, all you need to do when you see him is to call cops.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/61719/1154608-thanos_cops_super.jpg

SamZED
Hmm.. true.. true.. Ok Thanos is a bad example. He's a joke... Still, Wolverine, Deadpool, Doom's her personal ***** and loves it. Among many others.

StiltmanFTW
C'mon, she doesn't get her squirrel hordes here, it's like giving the Amazo-destroying Batmobile to Batman. Against the rules.

*Clint has the Bendispower AND Rennerforce now.

*Space Punisher punishes the entire universe.

*And Lord Rand > pretty much everyone.

Originally posted by SamZED
Among many others.

Other guys that SG beat are not overly impressive.

Let's start with the Mandarin - some alcoholic nerd beat him in fisticuffs.

Giganto - lame.

MODOK - no comment...

Terrax - even the weakest version of Sentry raped him.

Baron Mordo - shitstomped by upgraded Ulik despite being protected by demons and having the battlefield advantage. Amped Ulik still couldn't handle Thor... y'know, that guy from the characthor ownage thread.

abhilegend
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
C'mon, she doesn't get her squirrel hordes here, it's like giving the Amazo-destroying Batmobile to Batman. Against the rules.

*Clint has the Bendispower AND Rennerforce now.

*Space Punisher punishes the entire universe.

*And Lord Rand > pretty much everyone.



Other guys that SG beat are not overly impressive.

Let's start with the Mandarin - some alcoholic nerd beat him in fisticuffs.

Giganto - lame.

MODOK - no comment...

Terrax - even the weakest version of Sentry raped him.

Baron Mordo - shitstomped by upgraded Ulik despite being protected by demons and having the battlefield advantage. Amped Ulik still couldn't handle Thor... y'know, that guy from the characthor ownage thread.
laughing out loud
Also she beats the shit out of Doom, that's for sure. Doom is her *****

http://comicattack.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/squirrel-girl-beats-dr-doom.jpg

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6248/squirrelgirlvsdoom.jpg

SamZED
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
C'mon, she doesn't get her squirrel hordes here, it's like giving the Amazo-destroying Batmobile to Batman. Against the rules.

*Clint has the Bendispower AND Rennerforce now.

*Space Punisher punishes the entire universe.

*And Lord Rand > pretty much everyone.



Other guys that SG beat are not overly impressive.

Let's start with the Mandarin - some alcoholic nerd beat him in fisticuffs.

Giganto - lame.

MODOK - no comment...

Terrax - even the weakest version of Sentry raped him.

Baron Mordo - shitstomped by upgraded Ulik despite being protected by demons and having the battlefield advantage. Amped Ulik still couldn't handle Thor... y'know, that guy from the characthor ownage thread. Lol referring to Thor as "that guy from character ownage thread" thats so sad, i feel bad for him.

Squirrel Girl is the most powerful character period. Her name is spoken with fear and respect even in Russia. And people dont read comix here.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by SamZED
(...) thats so sad, i feel bad for him.

Well, I don't.

Originally posted by SamZED
Squirrel Girl has the most powerful period.

Fixed. A better match-up would be putting her against Heavy Flo:

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/15776/1148166-heavyflo_large.jpg

Originally posted by SamZED
Her name is spoken with fear and respect even in Russia. And people dont read comix here.

Sure, sure. Aren't squirrels a delicacy in Russia? vin SG wouldn't survive five minutes in your country.

SamZED
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Well, I don't.



Fixed. A better match-up would be putting her against Heavy Flo:

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/15776/1148166-heavyflo_large.jpg



Sure, sure. Aren't squirrels a delicacy in Russia? vin SG wouldn't survive five minutes in your country. Damn thats the new stereotype? And i thought polar bears on unicycles were bad.sad

StiltmanFTW
http://i48.tinypic.com/2gv4u1l.gif

laughing laughing laughing

SamZED
laughing where did you get that?

StiltmanFTW
Google big grin Typed "polar bear unicycles" or something similar and a few images like that one popped out. From tumblr.com site.

SamZED
Lol what are the odds. But we dont eat squirrels. Hedgehog meat >>> everything else.

Badabing
Originally posted by byrdgang21
Squirrel Girl

Vs

Dr. Doom
Iron Fist
B/P Hawkeye
Space Punisher



Who wins? Warned for making a spite thread against the team. sneer

SamZED
^thumb up

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by SamZED
Lol what are the odds. But we dont eat squirrels. Hedgehog meat >>> everything else.

"Yummy", I guess sick

You like fries, I mean ticks with that?

1. http://www.hedgehoghelp.co.uk/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=1934.0;attach=3837;image

2. http://wormithedgehogs.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Young-252g-with-ticks.jpg

3. http://www.vogelopvang.com/images/Egel%20vol%20teken%2002.jpg

SamZED
Mmmmm...big grin

StiltmanFTW
laughing

SamZED
Sonic wont last here...

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