Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

1. Bar fight
2. Cage Fight
3. Gun fight using .40 s&w
4. Knife fight

What movie was Jack Bauer in?

None.

TV movie you duds.

What TV movie?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=24+tv+movie

Shame it wasnt on general release like a real movie.

Now who is this Jack Reacher?

Jack Reacher from the novels was a beast.

I'm sure Tom Cruise Jack Reacher sucks monkey balls

Are there any decent feats in the 24 "movie"?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Shame it wasnt on general release like a real movie.

Now who is this Jack Reacher?

its about a man who reaches for "himself" every minute of every day

Originally posted by juggerman
Jack Reacher from the novels was a beast.

I'm sure Tom Cruise Jack Reacher sucks monkey balls What makes you say that?

Tom Cruise was a badass as Ethan Hunt.

I haven't read any of the Reacher novels or seen the films, but I heard he's near omnipotent in H2H, gunfights, and the like. His H2H in the trailer looked better than any Bauer has shown. I'll have to see the film but based on what I know of his book feats. Reacher should take it.

Another "Jack Bauer gets his ass beaten down" thread. Cool, but not very charitable on the eve of the victory of his idol/nemesis.

Merry xmas to y'all...

Originally posted by Lestov16
I haven't read any of the Reacher novels or seen the films.

Films?

didn't know that there was more then one movie.

And you know there isn't you dud.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Another "Jack Bauer gets his ass beaten down" thread. Cool,

I know. It's so rare that Bauer is pitted against an opponent who can actually beat him, so it is cool to see this unique, probably once-in-a-lifetime experience unfold


Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
on the eve of the victory of his idol/nemesis.


Since when was Santa Claus Jack's idol or nemesis?

Never mind....tp19qiash2U

Originally posted by Kazenji
Films?

didn't know that there was more then one movie.

Oh wow. You got me. Definitely exposed my mental retardation there. I'll have no choice but commit suicide because I'm so damn stupid. Please Kaz, since you are clearly a polymathic super-genius, don't come near me and let my idiocy infect you

John McClane lost to a girl.

Originally posted by Lestov16


Oh wow. You got me. Definitely exposed my mental retardation there. I'll have no choice but commit suicide because I'm so damn stupid. Please Kaz, since you are clearly a polymathic super-genius, don't come near me and let my idiocy infect you

So it's "lets become smartass day" today is it.

Originally posted by Casper Whitey
John McClane lost to a girl.

Accurate if 'lost' means 'beat the hell out of' in addition to losing meaning 'dominating then killing' someone.


She is dead, McClane wins emphatically.

She beat him just as thoroughly when she got up.

1st to KO McClane wins, and no, since McClane survived her moment of stropping off, and proceeded to kill her, I'd say that you are completely wrong. Fortunately all logic, evidence, reason all agree with me.

He didn't kill her H2H I'm afraid. But he demonstrated good running-someone-over-with-a-car skills though.

He KO'd her h2h, THEN crammed an entire SUV into her backside.

Thats a win in anyone's book.

No. He KO'd her.

She got up, and kicked the crap outta him, then kicked him out the window.

Then the SUV.

Originally posted by Kazenji
So it's "lets become smartass day" today is it.

Yes it is. Happy Holidays, bucko

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Accurate if 'lost' means 'beat the hell out of' in addition to losing meaning 'dominating then killing' someone.


I could respond to this in depth, but I see no need to bother myself with your obvious bullshit overhyping. Your misinformation about what happened between McClane and Nikita is so retarded that it makes me question whether you actually watched the film

Lol, Bucko.

Originally posted by Casper Whitey
No. He KO'd her.

She got up, then kicked him out the window.

Then the SUV.

Fixed. Took out that rubbish about "kicked the crap out of".

And still a win was a win.
He could have ended her whilst she was KO'd.

Originally posted by Lestov16





I could respond to this in depth, but I see no need to bother myself with your obvious bullshit overhyping. Your misinformation about what happened between McClane and Nikita is so retarded that it makes me question whether you actually watched the film

You kid yourself about being able to respond at all let alone in depth.

I have hyped nothing, whereas you are KMC's most active hype merchant and all you do is bullshit about feats of characters endlessly.
So for you to say, as wrong as you were, that was incredibly hypocritical.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I have hyped nothing

Originally posted by Mindset
What makes you say that?

Tom Cruise was a badass as Ethan Hunt.

What makes me say which?

After reading the novels i honestly don't see Cruise pulling it off. Haven't seen it yet tho so i could very well be wrong

Originally posted by juggerman
What makes me say which?

After reading the novels i honestly don't see Cruise pulling it off. Haven't seen it yet tho so i could very well be wrong

I think you would like it, its a pretty good movie. The books are really good as well.

Originally posted by juggerman
What makes me say which?

After reading the novels i honestly don't see Cruise pulling it off. Haven't seen it yet tho so i could very well be wrong The latter.

If you've seen any of the Mission Impossible movies you shouldn't have any trouble with Cruise doing Reacher.

Originally posted by Mindset
The latter.

If you've seen any of the Mission Impossible movies you shouldn't have any trouble with Cruise doing Reacher.

He does a great Reacher and really lives up to the name from the books IMO.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Yes it is. Happy Holidays, bucko


I hope Jack Bauer gets another loss this year.

I am just waiting for feb 14, then all this shiite will be put to rest

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I am just waiting for feb 14, then all this shiite will be put to rest

What happens then?

Originally posted by Kazenji
I hope Jack Bauer gets another loss this year.

I hope your head explodes when you hear Slim Whitman's "Indian Love Call"

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Fixed. Took out that rubbish about "kicked the crap out of".

And still a win was a win.
He could have ended her whilst she was KO'd. Lol, she walked over, disarmed him, beat the crap outta him, the BFR'd him.



Lady wins.

Ah, good to see in another MVF match where Bauer can't win, the Bauer apologist turn their rage towards the nascence of their butthurt, the one, the only, the often imitated but never replicated John 'Wins Every Time' McClane.

Originally posted by Supra
What happens then?

Die Hard 5

Originally posted by Lestov16
I hope your head explodes when you hear Slim Whitman's "Indian Love Call"

Who?.

Originally posted by Casper Whitey
Lol, she walked over, disarmed him, beat the crap outta him, the BFR'd him.



Lady wins.

Originally posted by Robtard
John 'Wins Every Time' McClane.

No credibility now proven. There's no going back.

Except McClane factual does win every time. February will be the decider. If he is killed, then yes, we will have to look at things differently. But If he overwhelms the odds and smites all opposition yet again the comment stands.

The McButthurt is strong in you.
Must be 'cause its christmas too.

Originally posted by Mindset
The latter.

If you've seen any of the Mission Impossible movies you shouldn't have any trouble with Cruise doing Reacher.

Reacher isn't the same kinda fighter as Ethan Hunt tho..

He mostly uses his overwhelming size and power to one shot most opponents. He very rarely needs to do the whole punch, counter punch, block, redirect, grapple, punch again style. Plus his size is supposed to be intimidating which Cruise is not. I dunno i'll just hafta watch the movie first

When did the become a reacher vs McClain thread?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Except McClane factual does win every time. February will be the decider. If he is killed, then yes, we will have to look at things differently. But If he overwhelms the odds and smites all opposition yet again the comment stands.

The McButthurt is strong in you.
Must be 'cause its christmas too.

Clearly wasn't talking about "winning" in the movies.

Almost every main character "wins" in the movies.

Well MVF does, and beyond that, surviving movies does talk about "winning".

Except the ones who die.

But hey you'll still be generically rooting for whomever is pitted against McClane anyhow so who cares?

Originally posted by Supra
When did the become a reacher vs McClain thread?

I wonder. Let's see...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
whomever is pitted against McClane

Oh, yeah. Simple Saddie keeps trying to polish McClane's knob.

Saddie, stop taking the thread off-topic, trollboy

It was a harmless comparison that you cannot move on from.
Quoting me out of context will do you no good, McButthurt one.

LoL, poor Lestov having to resort to quote editing again.

CW was the first to mention McClane in here outright, then the butthurt continued from there.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, poor Lestov having to resort to quote editing again.

CW was the first to mention McClane in here outright, then the butthurt continued from there. Calm down.

Concession accepted, sport.

Breathe.