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1. Schoolgirls never wear pants under the skirt.
2. Girls like to shower together and they will start fondling the chick with biggest breasts.
3. Drop dead gorgeous women are actually men.
4. I'm a pervert for oogling a well defined girl who happens to be 13
5. The fate of the world usually hangs in the hands of teenagers because adults are useless

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no one has learned anything from Anime...you damned ADD otakus uhuh

Originally posted by Zack Fair
1. Schoolgirls never wear pants under the skirt.


A couple do ^^ ( Tokine from Kekkaishi for example)



Almost everyone is teenagers, who will often have more than 20 years worth of experience.

(Seriously, have you checked Heero Yuy's backstory? Before he became a gundam pilot at 15, and spending a year training for it, he was a grizzled veteran assassin. When he was *8* he was a fully trained commando)

Agreed. Heero was so exagerated. Guy even had superhuman durability lol.

The only acceptable reaction to surprise is to fall over.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
The only acceptable reaction to surprise is to fall over.

How about bleeding the niagara falls from your nose every time a hot chick shows her assets or flirts with you

1. People who fall in love with fake personalities are assholes.

2. Those who care about nothing but fighting can make the most sense.

3. Never say the words old and flat unless you want the nearest easily misunderstood woman with devil fury to cartoonishly punch you out of Earth's orbit.

4. Women you go out with will always save your wimpy ass whenever you run into gangsters. Always.

5. Never trust a person who always smiles and keeps their eyes shut like they're Brock from Pokemon.

6. If you're angry enough, you're instantly a badass.

7. Open a can of soda and a woman will come out. What were you expecting? Double XP?

LoL Wonder where the female heroine vs gangster is from.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
LoL Wonder where the female heroine vs gangster is from.

I practically see that in every Anime I watch.

- That one girl that insults you, puts you down and is overall a giant pain in the ass secretly likes you.
- If you're the protagonist of a story you have a harem to yourself.
- Your best friends tend to become psychos that will torment you for the rest of your life

Being a jerk and/or emo will make every women crazy for you

1. Zack already addressed the nosebleeds instead of erections thing. The female equivalent is blushing.

2. cats talk... all of them. Also, animals in general are rarely JUST animals.

3. never underestimate old people.

No one will ever comment on your hair.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
1. Schoolgirls never wear pants under the skirt.
2. Girls like to shower together and they will start fondling the chick with biggest breasts.
3. Drop dead gorgeous women are actually men.
4. I'm a pervert for oogling a well defined girl who happens to be 13
5. The fate of the world usually hangs in the hands of teenagers because adults are useless

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About your list...

1. That's not anime, that's Hentai, good sir.
2. That's also not anime, that's hentai.
3. *sigh* That's niche hentai.




But here's my list:


1. Hard work, very strong will power, and perseverance will allow you to win fights almost every time.
2. Japanese men like Japanese school girls (but this is true in real life).
3. There are mystical powers all over the ****in' universe and some kid can use them but doesn't want to use them.
4. Everyone turns ultra red in the face when there is flirting going on or bashful moments happening with their crush.
5. Everyone that drinks alcohol gets really red in the face, too.
6. Cool guys don't talk much.
7. It's okay for women to be bitches: the men will still like them. (tsundere).

Originally posted by Zack Fair
3. Drop dead gorgeous women are actually men.
Originally posted by dadudemon
3. *sigh* That's niche hentai.FUTA!!!!!!!!!!


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In fights, people mostly talk than actually fight.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
In fights, people mostly talk than actually fight. Oh yes. Fighters will explain with careful detail everything about their opponents attacks and how they were able to counter them.

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on other hand. EVERYTHING that I know about football/soccer comes from anime.

And it is really usefull in real life

how about these things:

1. whenever the protagonist is having a moment with a girl, it will always get interrupted. always.
2. in some mangas/animes, the girl treating the protagonist like a piece of shit is the one he ends up with in the end.
3. bad guys will always have some uber powerful ability that they save for later instead of using it right away.
4. bad guys always spare the heroes the first time around because they look down on them and it comes back to bite them in the ass later.
5. when people in anime get wounded, they tend to lose more blood than they should possibly have in their bodies.

Originally posted by dadudemon
About your list...

1. That's not anime, that's Hentai, good sir.
2. That's also not anime, that's hentai.
3. *sigh* That's niche hentai.

LoL no. You perv. biscuitsOriginally posted by dadudemon

But here's my list:


1. Hard work, very strong will power, and perseverance will allow you to win fights almost every time.
2. Japanese men like Japanese school girls (but this is true in real life).
3. There are mystical powers all over the ****in' universe and some kid can use them but doesn't want to use them.
4. Everyone turns ultra red in the face when there is flirting going on or bashful moments happening with their crush.
5. Everyone that drinks alcohol gets really red in the face, too.
6. Cool guys don't talk much.
7. It's okay for women to be bitches: the men will still like them. (tsundere).
All true. What would we do without anime teaching us these things.

Originally posted by danteiscool
how about these things:

1. whenever the protagonist is having a moment with a girl, it will always get interrupted. always.
2. in some mangas/animes, the girl treating the protagonist like a piece of shit is the one he ends up with in the end.
3. bad guys will always have some uber powerful ability that they save for later instead of using it right away.
4. bad guys always spare the heroes the first time around because they look down on them and it comes back to bite them in the ass later.
5. when people in anime get wounded, they tend to lose more blood than they should possibly have in their bodies.

Originally posted by danteiscool
how about these things:

1. whenever the protagonist is having a moment with a girl, it will always get interrupted. always.

Also, a pair trying to get in a relationship never get rid of or tell off the most constant source of interruption, even if they have no reason not to.


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In relationships, 90%+ of the time the ones who knew each other first, win.

The biggest thing I learn from Anime is... STAY AWAY FROM JAPAN! CRAZY SHEET HAPPENS THERE! AAAHHH MAHHH GAAWWWDDD!!! .... -sagenod-

WTF Japan seriously.

Ever seen those videos on youtube?

Demons are people too.

The most petite females are the heavyweight brawlers or use the heaviest weapons.

hmm, now that I think of it:

1. every now and then in anime/manga, we will see a character that looks like a macho guy, but is also extremely flamboyant and feminine in personalty. either that,or the macho guys are big sofites.

2. beware old people in martial arts anime/manga; they were and still are master fighters that can kick ass a majority of the time

3. to add to AsbestosFlagon's comment: and they always act so childish too. until they start fighting and then they become cold nd sadistic. other times they're just straight up cheerful and crazy.

4. more often than not, there will always be a character in an anime that aims to surpass his father. always.

5. rivals can never seem to truly one up the other. unless one of them is the protagonist.

You learned adults are useless from anime? That is what it took???Sheesh. Adults, once out of school, are useless because they have their hands tied. If they upset someone, they get killed or go to jail. If they stand up for their thoughts, they are arrogant creeps likely looking for a new employer because they forgot how to shut up. Or they are power crazed monkeys bent on making your day suck eggs just because they find it amusing, or some other bigger monkey told them to do it. Sigh.