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Bender is strolling along in New New York when he sees a shiny new stereo in a store window. He proceeds to steal it, as he does for everything he wants, and takes it home. When he gets there, the stereo transforms into Frenzy (the little guy from the first Transformers movie). Frenzy wants nothing more than to destroy Bender.
Bender gets a cigar, booze, and a gun.

Who wins?

Frenzy easily. If this is G1 Frenzy. Bayformers Frenzy loses.

Bender lifted something with the weight of a thousand suns and survived being thrown halfway across the universe.

He stomps. ermmvin

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Bender lifted something with the weight of a thousand suns and survived being thrown halfway across the universe.

He stomps. ermmvin

Yet he nearly got ripped in half by a magnet and got his chest shredded by a can opener. Also got his legs mangled by kids with fireplace pokers. Let's see, what else? Oh yeah, his arms fell off after barely bending a week old loaf of bread, etc...

Frenzy opens a chasm and drops him in.