Batman Vs The Avengers

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Supermex
As in "Tower of Babel" in wich Batman deals with a perceived betrayal to the Justice League by keeping records concerning the strengths and weaknesses of his allies, including plans to neutralise his allies in a fight.


In this case Batman deals with the Avengers...
How does Batman prep for the Avengers?


Avengers team roster:


1. Wolverine


2. Hulk



3. Thor



4. Spider-Man


5.Ms.Marvel


6. Iron Man


7.Cap. America



..

Silent Master
Dies at 2

Badabing
The same thing that happened to the JLA. Batman wins. An here's proof!


http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/Badabing_2006/kmcprofile/batman-vs-thanos-vs-brainac-vs-reed-vs-doom-vs-darkseid-4956.jpg

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by Supermex
In this case Batman deals with the Avengers...
How does Batman prep for the Avengers? Putting his pants on, and then his boots?

It's going to be a glorious batkick

Wait, Cap's there... everyone dies from the impact of the shield connecting with Batman's kicks.

BruceSkywalker
batman has already batkicked the hulk.. the avengers are doomed

pym-ftw
Originally posted by Supermex
As in "Tower of Babel" in wich Batman deals with a perceived betrayal to the Justice League by keeping records concerning the strengths and weaknesses of his allies, including plans to neutralise his allies in a fight.


In this case Batman deals with the Avengers...
How does Batman prep for the Avengers?


Avengers team roster:


1. Wolverine

2. Hulk

3. Thor

4. Spider-Man

5.Ms.Marvel

6. Iron Man

7.Cap. America
..
Muramasa Blade

Large stasis Generator and Vaccum

Idk call Loki I guess

Weaponize a enzyme to negate the webbing, and a build the mutant nullifier

Create a machine to siphon energy away from her

Antarctic vibranium

Decoy Trap

basilisk
1. Wolverine - lures Wolvie into a trap which uses electromagnets to create a powerful magnetic containment field to suspend him harmlessly in the air. While Wolverine flails helplessly about with nothing to cut or gain any leverage with, Batman introduces superheated plasma into the field, eventually burning every molecule of Wolverine's body into ash.

Batman switches off the electromagnet and collects the adamantium skeleton for his Batcave trophy collection.


2. Hulk - hypnotizes him back into Banner then punches his lights out.


3. Thor - adamantium bullet to the head.

4. Spider-Man - uses an electronic device that negates spider-sense then gasses him.

5.Ms.Marvel - tracks her to her home then waits and gasses her while she is sleeping, then puts a neural-nullifier device on her.


6. Iron Man - probably some hacking or other, or device which shuts down the armor. Nothing plenty of other guys haven't managed to do. Or ruins Stark financially and drives him back to alcoholism.

7.Cap. America - car bomb / motorcycle bomb.

Batman-Prime
Originally posted by Badabing
The same thing that happened to the JLA. Batman wins. An here's proof!


http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/Badabing_2006/kmcprofile/batman-vs-thanos-vs-brainac-vs-reed-vs-doom-vs-darkseid-4956.jpg

What this dude said.

Tony Stark
He slits his own throat knowing that he has to attempt this.

EVERYONE wins

JayDaDon
Originally posted by basilisk


2. Hulk - hypnotizes him back into Banner then punches his lights out.


laughing out loud

ThereIsHope
I dont think he can win.

armedforbattle
Originally posted by basilisk
1. Wolverine - lures Wolvie into a trap which uses electromagnets to create a powerful magnetic containment field to suspend him harmlessly in the air. While Wolverine flails helplessly about with nothing to cut or gain any leverage with, Batman introduces superheated plasma into the field, eventually burning every molecule of Wolverine's body into ash.

Batman switches off the electromagnet and collects the adamantium skeleton for his Batcave trophy collection.


2. Hulk - hypnotizes him back into Banner then punches his lights out.


3. Thor - adamantium bullet to the head.

4. Spider-Man - uses an electronic device that negates spider-sense then gasses him.

5.Ms.Marvel - tracks her to her home then waits and gasses her while she is sleeping, then puts a neural-nullifier device on her.


6. Iron Man - probably some hacking or other, or device which shuts down the armor. Nothing plenty of other guys haven't managed to do. Or ruins Stark financially and drives him back to alcoholism.

7.Cap. America - car bomb / motorcycle bomb.
1. Wolverine has healed from nothing but a skeleton before.
2. I don't see hulk just standing there getting hypnotized
3. Wouldn't kill him.
6. Bruce isn't hacking StarkTech

Lord Feron
Originally posted by Supermex
As in "Tower of Babel" in wich Batman deals with a perceived betrayal to the Justice League by keeping records concerning the strengths and weaknesses of his allies, including plans to neutralise his allies in a fight.


In this case Batman deals with the Avengers...
How does Batman prep for the Avengers?


Avengers team roster:


1. Wolverine


2. Hulk



3. Thor



4. Spider-Man


5.Ms.Marvel


6. Iron Man


7.Cap. America



..

1. Muramasa blades, anti metal bullets (i think they would on adamantium)

2. Phantom Zone gun

3. Maybe hypnotic suggestion that he cannot lift mjlonir thus thinking that he has lost all his powers.

4. Threatens to end the lives of everyone he loves and he wil willfully surrender himself to batman.

5. Like someone said earlier. A energy drain device in a form of an explosion. Making her weak enough to be apprehended easily.

6. Introduction of a virus that render his armor inert. If that doesn't work get Stark until he is not wearing his suit. I am guessing having a bunch ladies seduce him and drug him.

7. Like some said earlier. He is lured into a trap and the building explodes or something of that nature.

armedforbattle
Originally posted by Lord Feron
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3. Maybe hypnotic suggestion that he cannot lift mjlonir thus thinking that he has lost all his powers.


6. Introduction of a virus that render his armor inert. If that doesn't work get Stark until he is not wearing his suit. I am guessing having a bunch ladies seduce him and drug him.

7. Like some said earlier. He is lured into a trap and the building explodes or something of that nature.
3. Again, its not like he will just stand there and get wilfully hypnotized
6. Nanobots would prevent the drug from affecting tony.
7. Yeah cause batman kills people right?

And besides, its not like batman knows these people's lives like he does the JL. He acquired that info over years! He won't just know there weaknesses. And the only reason that stuff worked on some members is because they have outlying weaknesses(supes kryptonite, MM Fire) Thor and hulk have no outlying weaknesses.

Shabazz916
Batman wnt beat wolverine beceuse wolverine needs 1 3 inch tag n its over bat dies.

Hulk will thunderclap him dead

ThereIsHope
If he has the phanto zone projector he can take alot of the team out.

basilisk
Originally posted by armedforbattle
1. Wolverine has healed from nothing but a skeleton before.
2. I don't see hulk just standing there getting hypnotized
3. Wouldn't kill him.
6. Bruce isn't hacking StarkTech

Wolverine is not a magical being. He can't regenerate from nothing but pure adamantium or few traces of carbon. Any writer having him do such a thing is smoking crack.

Batman would use the same technique on Hulk as he did on the General, so Hulk wouldn't know what was happening... until it was too late!

An adamantium bullet might not kill Thor immediately, but it would mess up his brain. It might take a couple of shots. It would be like that scene in Black Panther but with a killing shot added by the Bat.

It's amazing how many people over the years have hacked Tony's armor or put some device on him that shuts it down/drains it.

carver9
With prep, Batman can take down anyone here.

armedforbattle
Originally posted by basilisk
Wolverine is not a magical being. He can't regenerate from nothing but pure adamantium or few traces of carbon. Any writer having him do such a thing is smoking crack.

Batman would use the same technique on Hulk as he did on the General, so Hulk wouldn't know what was happening... until it was too late!

An adamantium bullet might not kill Thor immediately, but it would mess up his brain. It might take a couple of shots. It would be like that scene in Black Panther but with a killing shot added by the Bat.

It's amazing how many people over the years have hacked Tony's armor or put some device on him that shuts it down/drains it.
Wolverine has done it, so don't state he cant
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h85/darthgundam/Wolb.jpg

Hulk has some of the best resistance to mind tricks ever

I wasnt saying that it wouldn't hurt Thor, the bullet wouldn't hit him. Too fast of a reaction time.

That's your opinion. I don't see Wayne hacking stark.

JayDaDon
Besides not exactly in character for Batman to go around shooting people not named Darksied.

srankmissingnin
Originally posted by basilisk
Wolverine is not a magical being. He can't regenerate from nothing but pure adamantium or few traces of carbon. Any writer having him do such a thing is smoking crack.


Wolverine skeleton is a molecular fusion of bone and metal, this organic metal known as Adamantium Beta and carries out the same biological functions a normal skeleton would. As long as his skeleton is intact Wolverine always has a base to regenerate from.

armedforbattle
Originally posted by JayDaDon
Besides not exactly in character for Batman to go around shooting people not named Darksied.
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The only reason batman can ever take supes is cause of kryptonite, the same can't be said for Thor, he doesn't have a "kryptonite"

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