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Tatooine, the Jungland wastes...
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Denton Van Zan is running through the desert one binary sun powered baking afternoon after a starving Rancor who doesn't notice him there..

Van Zan spies a Sarlacc pit and suspecting that it is a starving creature, spontaneously decides to jump into it to feed it.

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As he works up a grunting battlecry and prepares for the jump into the beast's gullet, the Rancor hears this and closes range.

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Denton jumps as planned and the dreaded tentacles come up to snatch him to his doomed the Rancor (who hasn't had a poser in ages) jumps in towards the beast in to rescue it's potential snack..

Who beats who and who gets to eat Van Zan this time..?