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Would wife. Making account to ask you on a date.

oh scream youre sucha charmer

The problem is that you're using a dating site.

I lol'd... especially at the pokemon games part. Because I own every pokemon game that's been released on DS...

Time to make an okcupid profile detailing my team.

You love Angel?

Take your David Boreanaz love somewhere else Tempest.

It's not my fault that Angel is an infinitely superior character to Su-su-suzy McStutter.

Originally posted by Astner
The problem is that you're using a dating site.
This is what I get for not reading opening posts the length of a novel.

Anyway, you want to appear serious and not funny. Say that you're proud of that you only have a double chin.

Indeed, but neither can compare to the Willow Rosenburger.

W-whaddya mean, Astner?

edit- SHANE SHUT THE **** UP/zane.

I read that and I can't see the reason why you don't have a whole harem by now. Maybe you should try Craiglist... or a hooker.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Maybe you should try Craiglist... or a hooker.
The hooker will do it for free, a paradox!

Also,



http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/120654/grinch-smile-o.gif

Good parody blax. +1

Add a 'people who inspire you' section. Include James T. Kirk

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
W-whaddya mean, Astner?

edit- SHANE SHUT THE **** UP/zane.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9b64e7703d0fd6d8724e1429ede4991/tumblr_mh2d6aJXKq1r2k46no1_250.gif

lol, everyone thinks blax is making a joke...

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
I read that and I can't see the reason why you don't have a whole harem by now. Maybe you should try Craiglist... or a hooker.