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When an unseen enemy threatens mankind by taking over their bodies and erasing their memories, Melanie will risk everything to protect the people she cares most about, proving that love can conquer all in a dangerous new world.

Spam bots don't even try anymore. Such a shame.

I tried to read that post, I really did.

That said, Saoirse is an angel. Definitely "2D" tier on the Eleanor Friedberger scale of hotness.

She's like 12 perv

costanza learn to count

She was good in Hannah.

Maybe Hannah

And Jane Eyre

you need to know when to stop

That movie was class.

wanna bang saoirse doe

Her eyes bother me.

say it to my face

I got BioShock 2. Will play this weekend.

but 1 is infinitely better

They didn't have it at my local GameStop.

That sucks though

I might return the copy I bought and get the BioShock 1&2 twin pack from Target.

Play 1 first

Don't tell me how to live my life.

do as I say

You crazy.

might sell my xbox

Well you are building a gaming computer, so go for it.

but then no dvds

Nigga what? 31

i don't know

How much is it to put in a dvd drive?

~$15

might get blu ray drive for ripping

You do that.

ok

dl game of thrones for me.

i've been supposed to watch it for a few days now

Get on it bro

the girl i like started watching vampire diaries

what do

You're not awesome enough for her, give up.

way ahead of you

You loser haermm

13

Injustice comes out Tuesday

take it back wednesday

haermm

btw play bioshock

Nah, saw the weak ending

take that back

Played Injustice today, called in "sick". Wasn't really worth the money.

Originally posted by Barker
take it back wednesday

I took it back today. Got $30 in store credit, what a rip.

LOVING

EVERY

LAUGH

Now put that dosh towards Bioshock and give elizabeth the pipe

I don't think so. I put it toward Star Trek and batman Arkham origins.

oh god

Got a free poster too.

i want a ronan poster

Is that a game or something?

pleb

I bought a light saber

I started BI again

Why?

It's amazing, all typical Barker shitposting and embellishing aside.

I'll take a stab at it next year.

I'm currently playing Star Trek

awful choice

Your mom made an awful choice in keeping you.

You guys make me smile http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/ace.gif

jw00t

Dancingguygif

i just

wanna be evil

mwahaha

i hope the chargers get lane johnson or star

There isn't a Utah team?

not yet

That's because Utah blows.

so does you're mom

damn that one was set up perfectly

your mom is a blowing champ

damn

And so are you I hear.

I'M GONNA NEED A BURN HEAL

Ice?

willing to sacrifice our love

ermmnone

cold as ice

willing to sacrifice

our love

i thought you were old

I'm pretty sure I wasn't born yet when that song came out.

nice try grandpa

Nope I wasn't.

Thought you were born in the 70s

I was born in 1492.

bg now this is shitposting

Then Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

stop

in the name of love?

that was an ok song

It was sung by some negros ya know?

dude racist

well it was.

i like the temptations

What about Etta James?

she's alright

**** you fanboy.

eleanor friedberger is better

I'm so sore right now.

why

My mattress is getting uncomfortable.

probably from all the skeletons in your closet

That doesn't make sense.

i know my bad

I once killed a man for the sole amusement of watching him die.

you're gonna get sued

By who?

the guy you keep ripping off

that is the one I killed.

haermm pretty good

Thank you I'm here all week.

change sig, I won't ask again

You won't do anything about it.

df

***

the pump don't work cause the vandals took the handles

One pump chump.

he says let's even the odds

tosses me down a mossberg pump

i send one through his chest

game over bitches

My skin is seriously smooth right now.

consider suicide

No.

consider considering suicide

No.

but you said you would

I didn't.

lieyer

I might have a girlfriend.

did I tell you 2D girl is going on a mormon mission

Say goodbye to crazy nasty sex.

freals doe

Sometimes there are women missionaries who cine around my neighborhood, one of them is super fine, I always invite her in and flirt with her.

i'm glad she's not going to texas

I wouldn't flirt with a fifteen year old you fool.

20, slimeball

Oh, well that's different. I'd stab it.

i will end your life

did i ever show you pics

Yeah some grainy noisy pics.

HAERMM really?

Yarlly.

when?

i don't remember doing that and it makes me uncomfortable b/c i was just bluffing

Sometime last year.

She was making pot brownies or something.

i think you have be confused with someone else

is there another movie forum you shitpost on maybe

no

no

Where was this picture

I wasn't dumb enough to post it on KMC was i?

No, you texted me the pic.

OH yeah when you weren't here, I member

christ. haermm

Were those pot brownies

roofies

aw shii, she hardcore