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I was doing okay
Making a living, had a couple ladies
I was satisfied with a mediocre life
Had a decent job with an average salary

The day I met you
That all changed, it changed overnight
You won't stand for mediocrity
Whipped me into shape, made me do right

My family can't believe my
METEORIC RISE
They all say
They're sure surprised

My friends are all jealous
Of my newfound success
They don't understand my
METEORIC RISE

Since I met you, I'm the CEO
Got money in the bank, a retirement plan
I needed you to drive me on
These days, I'm a one woman man

Reaching my potential
Our love keeps getting better
Doesn't seem to be an end in sight
Better and better and better!

My family can't believe my
METEORIC RISE
They all say
They're sure surprised

My friends are all jealous
Of my newfound success
They don't understand my
METEORIC RISE

Baby, I love you
Baby, I need you
Baby, I'm nothing
Without you!

Chorus

Jim Colyer ascap

I get a meteoric rise every time I watch an eleanor friedberger video on youtube

if you know what I mean

Does she make the front of your slacks abnormally tight?

i wear jeans pleb

a bro doesn't wear jeans to a strip club.

i've never been

loser

gross girls

I knew you batted for the other team.

I could break your face in half

I don't think so.

i think so

You're a skinny hollow stick.

you're mom

Don't be that guy.

I'm original

You're not a vampire