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I'm Kurger Bing.

I'm just a city boy. I was born and raised in south Detroit. And I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day. Su-su-ssudio.

My favorite food is crepes. They are like little thin pancakes. Also meatballs. Meatballs are not like pancakes. They are like balls of meat.

Three things I hate most:
- Typing.
- Irony.
- Lists.

That's all I got.

Hey Kurger King I must admit, I like your mustard. But the rest of your food tastes like microwaved crap.