Everybody's A Porn Star

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Jim Colyer
Hefner started Playboy in 1953
Marilyn was the center of his first issue
They were pioneers, they opened the door
To a woman's photo making love to you

Everybody's A Porn Star
Having sex before we even drive a car
Nobody's left to say we've gone too far
Everybody's A Porn Star

I couldn't relate to the girls at my school
Started buying mags as I turned 18
My daddy said I had a sex problem
Hid it for a while, Now I've come clean

Everybody's A Porn Star
Having sex before we even drive a car
Nobody's left to say we've gone too far
Everybody's A Porn Star

Easy as clicking on the Internet
We're not perverts when everybody does it

solo

Nina Hartley turned me on to video
Poppin' those tapes in the VCR
Sneakin' upstairs in the middle of the night
At least we know now who we are

Everybody's A Porn Star
Having sex before we even drive a car
Nobody's left to say we've gone too far
Everybody's A Porn Star

Doing our thing, and nothing's too raw
Everybody's A Porn Star

Jim Colyer ascap

LanceWindu
No

rudester
Wtf u smoking lol seriously i want to snort it to. People were having sex since humans learned their body functions.. The greeks invented bum fukin, the italians had sex slaves openly.. The internet just made it more easy to access..

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