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You are granted with the power of Hulk, the Thing or Surfer

There is a catch though, this is a real world situation.

If you choose the Hulk, when ever you change into the Hulk, you ave no control over him, NONE, You will see what he does, but cannot control him. Hulk might kill or endangered your loved ones and you get to live forever.

If you become The Thing, you cannot change back and will be as cute as The Thing, of course since you are made out of rock ALL of your body parts are rock, you still have all the advantages The Thing may have. You might die someday

If You choose the Surfer, you cannot change back, since you betrayed Galactus you are stuck on earth FOREVER, you also will lose your sexual organs and in case Galactus ever decides to forgive you, you will be his slave for eternity. Most likely since you are a slave I doubt He will let you roam the cosmos, you will be at his side to serve him after all he made you.

You can always choose to be normal and keep reading the stupid threads we come up with.

So be ugly and Rocky.

Be the hulk In the real world... literally nothing would ever stop you, so pretty much the first time you go hulk everyone dies.

Or be slick and silver and have an AMAZING power set.

I'll take surfer

Must add a rule to the ss powers. If you leave earth, you will never ever come back unless is only to feed your master.

I guess I choose no powers after all

SS's power includes shapeshifting. are you taking that out?

galactus does let the SS roam the cosmos at will all the time, even when in service, that's actually the point of the SS.

Originally posted by 753
SS's power includes shapeshifting. are you taking that out?

galactus does let the SS roam the cosmos at will all the time, even when in service, that's actually the point of the SS.

Think of Galactus as the guy who created you to serve HIS needs, not yours, but his.

And the powers you have as the ss is stuck in his silver skin mode. If you can shape shift guess thats ok, but you have no sexual organs. So you could shape a part of your body to look as a sexual organ, but is only that. Because the sexual organs are gone.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Think of Galactus as the guy who created you to serve HIS needs, not yours, but his.

And the powers you have as the ss is stuck in his silver skin mode. If you can shape shift guess thats ok, but you have no sexual organs. So you could shape a part of your body to look as a sexual organ, but is only that. Because the sexual organs are gone.
if the SS isn't free to roam, he can't find G's food for him.

so the limitation can be bypassed by shapeshifiting then as he could shape some part of his body, like his groin to look like one

Sometimes one has to wonder if people actually know surfer wears silver underwear.

Originally posted by 753
if the SS isn't free to roam, he can't find G's food for him.

so the limitation can be bypassed by shapeshifiting then as he could shape some part of his body, like his groin to look like one

Yes you will be sent out to look for his food only to serve his needs, is not like a vacation trip, but a business trip

And yes, you could shape shift your sexless groin into looking like a sexual organ but you get as much sexual stimulus as if you were rubbing your hands together. The desire might be there, but no sexual organs to relieve your sexual needs

Originally posted by JayDaDon
Sometimes one has to wonder if people actually know surfer wears silver underwear.

He used to, but they changed that. Now he is a perfect Ken doll.

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
Yes you will be sent out to look for his food only to serve his needs, is not like a vacation trip, but a business trip

And yes, you could shape shift your sexless groin into looking like a sexual organ but you get as much sexual stimulus as if you were rubbing your hands together. The desire might be there, but no sexual organs to relieve your sexual needs
thats just the thing, he is always roaming around looking for the next meal

with his cosmic senses, that's be trivial. his powerset is too diverse to even be limited like this

The Thing is gonna live for thousands of years.

Personally I wont trade it. I just think is bad to be someones slave forever and no sex for eternity is a long time. Imo

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
He used to, but they changed that. Now he is a perfect Ken doll.

huhu

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
The Thing is gonna live for thousands of years.

Poor guy.

Reed is officially theworst friend ever.

Originally posted by JayDaDon
huhu

I love how you made it,not easy to pick SS simply,lol you know everyone would choose him due to multi abilites.


Yea I can't chose

Hulk-I don't want to accidentally killed people or hurt my loved ones.

Thing-I don't want to be a ugly creature forever.

SS-I'll die before I become a slave and I also would want to have my penis intact,so I can have sex

I'd choose Hulk and come stay at your place. See if you want to make me angry

Does Hulk have any form of extended life span?

SS any day of the week

Originally posted by Mshinu
Does Hulk have any form of extended life span? This proved how much you know of Hulk no wait sorry "Hulkie Boy"

Originally posted by TheHulk
This proved how much you know of Hulk no wait sorry "Hulkie Boy"

Oh I know a fair bit, but go ahead and educate me boy.

Originally posted by Mshinu
Oh I know a fair bit, but go ahead and educate me boy. Thank you for finally,indirectly admitting you don't belong in Hulk Threads.


Hulks healing factor allows him to live an extended lifespan...even more than.M wolverine,since Hulk has arguably a better HF. That and there is Marvel:The End,where Hulk outlives everything in earth...till he is the only thing left...besides Bugs...

Originally posted by TheHulk
Thank you for finally,indirectly admitting you don't belong in Hulk Threads.


Hulk healing factor allows him to live an extended lifespan...even more than. wolverine,since Hulk has arguably a better HF. That and there is Marvel:The End,where Hulk outlives everything in earth...till he is the only thing left...besides Bugs...

Why thank you, I appreciate you sharing your knowledge boy.

I`ll go with Hulkie Boy as my choise then.

Originally posted by Mshinu
Why thank you, I appreciate you sharing your knowledge boy.

I`ll go with Hulkie Boy as my choise then. Contact me,if you need another lesson

But you know to be fair,Thing and SS will long lives too?

Originally posted by TheHulk
Contact me,if you need another lesson

But you know to be fair,Thing and SS will long lives too?

Of course they do my dear boy. My reason for chosing Hulkie Boy over them is that I can spend most of my time as Banner, with the obvious benefits that entails and the others lack.

Surfer. He could bypass any sexual organs (or lack thereof) and go right to the pleasure center of his brain...or any female's brain for that matter. Plus, I think I'd rather be G's slave than essentially be trapped in Hulk's body while it's an indiscriminate destroying/killing machine.

If I pick Hulk, does that mean I'll be a homo too?

Hmm if was the Hulk I could be normal if calm but...video-games get me angry sometimes...hmm what about the thing? err no...Rock hands...Hulk it is then

If I had SS powers I prolly could grow my own gentiles at will.

lol

Surfer can remove his silver coating to reveal his penis hole.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Surfer can remove his silver coating to reveal his penis hole.



Exactly

Originally posted by Mindship
Surfer. He could bypass any sexual organs (or lack thereof) and go right to the pleasure center of his brain...or any female's brain for that matter. Plus, I think I'd rather be G's slave than essentially be trapped in Hulk's body while it's an indiscriminate destroying/killing machine.

Pretty much. I'd still pick Surfer's powers. Surfer can telepathically produce orgasms and complete ecstasy in women, and I could just go cosmic Bruce and make an organic strap-on via matter manipulation that feeds impulses into my nervous system to experience the sensations.

Btw, Surfer smashed Shalla Bal and that illusion casting Enslaver chick in canon, as well as Alicia Masters iirc, so I'm not sure where the lack of sex organs thing is coming from.

Originally posted by MF DELPH
just go cosmic Bruce

Originally posted by MF DELPH
Btw, Surfer smashed Shalla Bal and that illusion casting Enslaver chick in canon, as well as Alicia Masters iirc, so I'm not sure where the lack of sex organs thing is coming from.
Originally posted by Rao Kal El
If You choose the Surfer, you cannot change back, since you betrayed Galactus you are stuck on earth FOREVER, you also will lose your sexual organs ...

Surfer turned himself into snow. He could likely turn his whole body into a giant sexual organ.

surfer can simply power down at will back into his norrin radd anatomy. presumably he can also manifest a slick silver dong, which marvel is too prudish to show.

I'll just choose to read these threads. With their powers, the cons outweigh the pros. Especially silver surfer living forever with no sexual organs. He can't even satisfy himself.

I will never change my stud for cosmic powers!!!