What superhero gets the hottest poon?

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Zack Fair
Discuss.

JakeTheBank
On average, consistently, or who has banged the hottest women period?

Blair Wind
Is this even a question? Tony

Zack Fair
Both.

JakeTheBank
Iron Man
Batman
Thor

I didn't count people who've only really romantically been involved with one or two people for the most part. Otherwise you could argue guys like Cyclops, Reed, Superman, Ultimate Quicksilver, etc. depending on personal preference.

Raisen
Originally posted by Blair Wind
Is this even a question? Tony

LOL. Ironman right? I agree

abhilegend
Batman.

Flyattractor
LOBO.

Bad Boys always get the most.

Blair Wind
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Iron Man
Batman
Thor

I didn't count people who've only really romantically been involved with one or two people for the most part. Otherwise you could argue guys like Cyclops, Reed, Superman, etc. depending on personal preference.


One of the advantages of being a tech billionaire in a universe full of powers: being able to call up special delivery shape shifters.

The more you know.

Stoic
Lobo, Conan, and Eros of course.

Oliver North
Starfox

/thread

Emi~Kiro
She-hulk :3

Odekahn
Anyone who dates Mystique.

Mindset
Dick
Kyle

pym-ftw
Pym

Jan is a world famous Super model
Tigra was so hot she nearly broke up the WCA
Jocasta
And a Skrull girl more than once

curryman
Thor.

Thousands upon thousands of girls throughout the ages.

Oliver North
Purple Man

Flyattractor
Originally posted by curryman
Thor.

Thousands upon thousands of girls throughout the ages. yeah right.

Branlor Swift
Hulkling

Zack Fair
You're right. Thor is the hottest piece of ass there is.

pym-ftw
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Hulkling
thumb up

Ass-Guardian is a sexy chick

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by abhilegend
Batman. Batman loses points because selina is a walking std.

abhilegend
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
Batman loses points because selina is a walking std.
Bat-condoms.
uhuh

Damborgson
Thor. By a long shot.

pym-ftw
Can someone list women that Thor has been with?

carver9
Hercules

tkitna
Originally posted by Oliver North
Starfox

/thread

Seriously, this is true.

Flyattractor
Niehter Starfox or Thor ever got a cover like this..
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wMfj20OFllg/SkwL74xKFhI/AAAAAAAAFIY/rndBYHlagj8/s400/-lobo-s-big-babe-spri_super.jpg

...so LOBO wins.

JakeTheBank
Originally posted by pym-ftw
Can someone list women that Thor has been with?

Sif
Amora the Enchantress
Valkyrie
Jane Foster
Moondragon
Lorelei
Hellcat
Zephyr
Various shield and handmaidens

curryman
Originally posted by Oliver North
Purple Man

His harem in Vegas looked pretty ballin'

Flyattractor
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Sif
Amora the Enchantress
Valkyrie
Jane Foster
Moondragon
Lorelei
Hellcat
Zephyr
Various shield and handmaidens Issues and covers or it don't count

-Pr-
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
Batman loses points because selina is a walking std.

Get off my forum. How dare you, sir.

==

Anyway, Bruce or Tony.

JakeTheBank
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Issues and covers or it don't count

What named characters of note has Lobo been with? Because Thor's banged plenty of no name broads.

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And speaking of which, same question for Eros/Starfox? Assuming She-Hulk (as if that was a "feat"wink.

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by -Pr-
Get off my forum. How dare you, sir.

==

Anyway, Bruce or Tony. Remember when selina had sex with her boyfriend, his son, and batman within the same time period resulting in confusion over the father of her baby.

-Pr-
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
Remember when selina had sex with her boyfriend, his son, and batman within the same time period resulting in confusion over the father of her baby.

Hey, she was weak!

And it's not like Tony's never banged any sluts.

Zack Fair
LoL She had sex with her boyfriend and her boyfriend's son? When was this? No wonder she raped bruce in the beginning of new 52

JakeTheBank
Ivy raped Bruce in Long Halloween.

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by -Pr-
Hey, she was weak!

And it's not like Tony's never banged any sluts. She was a prostitute before she put on the costume. The only woman who probably outranks her sluttyness is mystique and she had to put in a hundred years of work. stick out tongue

Zack Fair
These bat guys are always getting raped. Chumps.

-Pr-
Originally posted by Zack Fair
LoL She had sex with her boyfriend and her boyfriend's son? When was this? No wonder she raped bruce in the beginning of new 52

that wasn't rape.

Originally posted by HueyFreeman
She was a prostitute before she put on the costume. The only woman who probably outranks her sluttyness is mystique and she had to put in a hundred years of work. stick out tongue

hey, the whore thing was a retconned origin!

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by -Pr-
that wasn't rape.



hey, the whore thing was a retconned origin! Not only does she sleep around a lot but she runs around in tight leather across rooftops for longs hours before she sleeps with batman. She probably smells like week old salmon by the time she jumps on him. Next time bruce has problems with burning it won't be because of firefly.

-Pr-
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
Not only does she sleep around a lot but she runs around in tight leather across rooftops for longs hours before she sleeps with batman. She probably smells like week old salmon by the time she jumps on him.

She doesn't do it as much as it might seem.

Hey, it's not leather. It breathes!

Zack Fair
Wouldn't mind the salmon smell....

JakeTheBank
Batman also banged Orion's wife, iirc.

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by -Pr-
She doesn't do it as much as it might seem.

Hey, it's not leather. It breathes! sure it does.

http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd466/shogunofharlem1/catwoman_zpsd7f593a1.jpg

Darth Jello
Three pages and nobody has mentioned Daredevil? Let's go down the list:
Karen Page
Moondragon
Black Widow
Elektra
Heather Glenn
Yuriko Oyama (pre-Deathstryke)
Typhoid Mary
Lyja
Gloriana O'Breen
Echo
Mila Donovan
Dakota North
Shanna the She-Devil
Black Cat

At this point Matt Murdock has knocked boots with every hot redhead in Marvel except Colleen Wing, Jean Grey, Rachel Grey, Julia Carpenter.

-Pr-
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
sure it does.

http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd466/shogunofharlem1/catwoman_zpsd7f593a1.jpg

Hey, you can still sweat even when it breathes. sneer

JakeTheBank
Why the hell would she have batmarks on her?

Was he like, slapping her with bat toys or something?

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Why the hell would she have batmarks on her?

Was he like, slapping her with bat toys or something? I forgot why exactly but I think this was around the time her and batman kept having "batquickies".

curryman
I call your attention to the bottom of the following page; http://imgur.com/U7AOXR8

Darth Jello
Seriously, if we go by the associative property of those old safe sex campaigns, every marvel character has had sex with Matt Murdock.

jimbojankins
Originally posted by Zack Fair
Wouldn't mind the salmon smell.... gross What the f**k?

byrdgang21
HERCULES!!!

753
yes, hercules.

wolverine too

batman gets a honorable mention for thalia al ghul and selina

TheLordofMurder
This thread equals fail...

You need evidence (pics) to backup your arguments or it doesnt count! wink

TheHulk
Stark

Eel O'Brien
Superman. In this case, I choose quality over quantity.

In Chronological Order:
Lois Lane
Big Barda
Lois Lane
Wonder Woman

753
ill give you WW but the rest?

pym-ftw
Bullseye

Eel O'Brien
Hey, I happen like 7-foot tall warrior women.

Plus, the order illustrate's Clark's increasing taste...

Zack Fair
Originally posted by 753
ill give you WW but the rest? Lois Lane is fine.

Though apparently she is so fine he had to mention her twice.

Eel O'Brien
Originally posted by Zack Fair
Lois Lane is fine.

Though apparently she is so fine he had to mention her twice.

Like I said, chrono order. Barda was sandwiched into the Lois era...

Zack Fair
Superman is all about black haired vixens.

Poor Maxima never had a chance =\

-Pr-
Also had Lori Lemariss and Lana Lang.

Eel O'Brien
Originally posted by -Pr-
Also had Lori Lemariss and Lana Lang.

Hmm; quality could quickly be giving way to quantity...

-Pr-
Lemariss was a mermaid, dude.

Eel O'Brien
Originally posted by -Pr-
Lemariss was a mermaid, dude.

Hey, whatever floats your boat. She spends a little too much time swimming in Aquaman's water for my taste... evil face

celeyhyga17
Hercules easy...

Don Corleone
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Hercules easy...

Also Bruce and Tony. Starfox, if powers are allowed.

Darth Jello
Originally posted by pym-ftw
Bullseye

I'm not sure if entrapping and repeatedly raping a middle aged woman counts.

Oliver North
Originally posted by Oliver North
Starfox

/thread

everyone must have missed this.......

JakeTheBank
Who has Starfox actually had sex with?

JayDaDon
Daredevil really has done well for himself too

Tony Stark
Originally posted by Blair Wind
Is this even a question? Tony


yes


Yes I do...

Sixth_Winged
Herc is the overall winner as far as getting the most poon both ways (greek gods and their male lovers)

Purely heterosexual though..

Wolverine as much as I hate him gets the most quality poon. Thor and Conan gets the quantity bit, as those two were depicted with somes orgy.

Mindset
Originally posted by Darth Jello
I'm not sure if entrapping and repeatedly raping a middle aged woman counts. Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

TheGodKiller
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Who has Starfox actually had sex with?
She-Hulk is the only notable one that I remember, but he's slept with a lot of women.

TheGodKiller
Originally posted by Oliver North
Purple Man
That is just outright disturbing.

-Pr-
Originally posted by Eel O'Brien
Hey, whatever floats your boat. She spends a little too much time swimming in Aquaman's water for my taste... evil face

Dude...

jitay
creed
though they are whores and he murders them after...
oh canon not fan fic...
never mind

Eel O'Brien
Originally posted by -Pr-
Dude...

Yes...

Oliver North
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Who has Starfox actually had sex with?

whoever he wants

shifty

753
Originally posted by Sixth_Winged
Herc is the overall winner as far as getting the most poon both ways (greek gods and their male lovers)

Purely heterosexual though..

Wolverine as much as I hate him gets the most quality poon. Thor and Conan gets the quantity bit, as those two were depicted with somes orgy. thumb up Herc has had some pretty good quality too

Newjak
I would still say Thor.

Considering he bangs females from a race.where the normal female is basically an amazon and looks like a model from Earth in terms of looks his quantity is better than most people's quality.

TheGodKiller
Originally posted by Oliver North
whoever he wants

shifty
Originally posted by TheGodKiller
That is just outright disturbing.

jitay
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Sif
Amora the Enchantress
Valkyrie
Jane Foster
Moondragon
Lorelei
Hellcat
Zephyr
Various shield and handmaidens

Also in some universes Storm

jitay
Originally posted by HueyFreeman
sure it does.

http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd466/shogunofharlem1/catwoman_zpsd7f593a1.jpg

Dudes Careful with the Pix im at college

jitay
Valkyrie

Zack Fair
????

dmills
http://imageshack.us/scaled/medium/16/0828fgamorabootycall.jpg Uploaded with ImageShack.us


Nova Prime. Gamora. Nuff said.

SevenShackles
Johnny Storm
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_log4edKAvK1qkz9yno1_500.jpg
looks plenty 'hot' to me.

Endless Mike
Human Torch? If he uses his powers while having sex stick out tongue

jitay
Valkyrie outright stated that men are useless but the Valkyries had to learn to please themselves in paraphrase
this was in Avengers Academy

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