Jim Colyer
Ain't no Jesus
Gonna come from the sky
Walking on water
That's another lie
Ain't no ghosts
No Frankenstein clone
So much for living
In The Twilight Zone
Bacon Sandwich
3 meals a day
Your favorite food
You like it that way
Bacon Sandwich
That's all you eat
Rotten tomatoes
Your favorite treat
Linda Moulton Howe
The crop circle queen
Craziest damn woman
I've ever seen
Looking for disclosure
On the Coast to Coast show
They've all been abducted
By a UFO
Bacon Sandwich
3 meals a day
Your favorite food
You like it that way
Bacon Sandwich
That's all you eat
Rotten tomatoes
Your favorite treat
Bridge...
Reality
That's what I'm looking for
Gimme some truth
You can have Al Gore
Solo
Chorus
Jim Colyer ascap
Gonna come from the sky
Walking on water
That's another lie
Ain't no ghosts
No Frankenstein clone
So much for living
In The Twilight Zone
Bacon Sandwich
3 meals a day
Your favorite food
You like it that way
Bacon Sandwich
That's all you eat
Rotten tomatoes
Your favorite treat
Linda Moulton Howe
The crop circle queen
Craziest damn woman
I've ever seen
Looking for disclosure
On the Coast to Coast show
They've all been abducted
By a UFO
Bacon Sandwich
3 meals a day
Your favorite food
You like it that way
Bacon Sandwich
That's all you eat
Rotten tomatoes
Your favorite treat
Bridge...
Reality
That's what I'm looking for
Gimme some truth
You can have Al Gore
Solo
Chorus
Jim Colyer ascap