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You smoked too much weed
When you were in school
Now you're acting
Like a fool

My husband's right here
He'd better not hear you!
You'd better shut up
He'd better not hear you!

It's just your Perception
This ain't going on
You're delusional
You're so wrong

It's just your Perception
It's all in your head
You're so out of touch
So drop dead!

Don't you see this ring?
I'm a happy wife
Find another
Get a life!

I won't live with you
Is that what you think?
I won't have sex with you
Is that what you think?

It's just your Perception
This ain't going on
You're delusional
You're so wrong

It's just your Perception
It's all in your head
You're so out of touch
So drop dead!

I'm not gonna be your girl friend
You need a momentum shift
You need a life coach!

Solo
Chorus

Jim Colyer ascap