The Thanos Test!!!

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carver9
Can Thanos achieve everything HP Doomsday did? If not, where would he stop?. This has a twist to it. Thanos has to physically achieve these fts. No blasts, teleportation, etc...he only has his enormous physical stats...he is allowed to amp.

Branlor Swift
So a thread that guarantees replies from Abby, h1, carver, quan and others...

No please kill this before it starts

carver9
Lol...I already replied.

dmills
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
So a thread that guarantees replies from Abby, h1, carver, quan and others...

No please kill this before it starts

*Spits out drink* laughing out loud

Branlor Swift
Originally posted by carver9
Lol...I already replied. rest my case

carver9
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
rest my case


Hahahahaha

Badabing
Originally posted by carver9
Can Thanos achieve everything HP Doomsday did? If not, where would he stop?. This has a twist to it. Thanos has to physically achieve these fts. No blasts, teleportation, etc...he only has his enormous physical stats...he is allowed to amp. He stops at Darkseid. thumb up

JakeTheBank
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
So a thread that guarantees replies from Abby, h1, carver, quan and others...

No please kill this before it starts

lmao

zopzop
Originally posted by Badabing
He stops at Darkseid. thumb up
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Thanos would slaughter Darkseid even with these stips.

Badabing
Originally posted by zopzop
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Thanos would slaughter Darkseid even with these stips. Darkseid would shove Silver Surfer up Thanos' anus. thumb up

zopzop
Originally posted by Badabing
Darkseid would shove Silver Surfer up Thanos' anus. thumb up
Surfer would transmute Darkseid into a dildo and pleasure Granny Goodness with it.

JakeTheBank
Originally posted by zopzop
Surfer would transmute Darkseid into a dildo and pleasure Granny Goodness with it.

http://www.strangearts.ru/sites/default/files/u6942/edward_norton_angry_laptop_gif.gif

Badabing
Originally posted by zopzop
Surfer would transmute Darkseid into a dildo and pleasure Granny Goodness with it. Too far dude...

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zopzop
Originally posted by Badabing
Too far dude...

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/Badabing_2006/zburnbura2_zps8a2186e3.gif
shy

Rage.Of.Olympus
Thor wins.

Badabing
Originally posted by zopzop
shy Now I have to watch several hours of girl on girl porn to purge what you posted from my memory. durfistOriginally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Thor wins. Shut up weirdo! sneer

carver9
laughing out loud

h1a8
If Thanos can't blast, teleport, etc. Then he loses in the very beginning at Darkseid.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Badabing
He stops at Darkseid. thumb up
thumb upOriginally posted by zopzop
Surfer would transmute Darkseid into a dildo and pleasure Granny Goodness with it.
thumb downOriginally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Thor wins.
bash

pym-ftw
Does Thanus get to blindside Ds?

Also can he fly without tech?

TheGodKiller
"The Thanos Test!!!" title made me think about some sort of new pregnancy test which uses Thanos as a fetus-detecting marker of sorts...

ODG
Thanos could do everything H/P Doomsday did physically (other than the freaky mutations). People might be offended by the notion of Thanos wrecking Darkseid in only a few shots. But H/P Doomsday caught him off-guard almost completely. Peers can wreck each other in a few shots when they're caught off-guard completely. It's happened too often in comics to ignore, e.g., Captain Marvel two-shotting Superman with suckerpunches, Thor putting a hole right through Angrir from behind, Surfer wrecking BRB after a board-shot to the back of his head, etc.

In other words, Darkseid would have done better had he not been so supremely confident in himself to just walk away and turn his back. Originally posted by pym-ftw
Does Thanus get to blindside Ds?

Also can he fly without tech? By the spirit of the thread, he gets placed in the exact same position H/P Doomsday was in. Which was inside rubble after being Omega Beam'd, and bursting out when Darkseid's back is turned and being able to pounce on him when he's off-guard.

He's levitated plenty of times. He doesn't really soar around like Superman. Anyway, H/P Doomsday can't fly, so does it even matter?

Sixth_Winged
haha carver's such a master at creating threads like these.

i applaud.

And he probably stops at the end too if he gets bfred

SamZED
Originally posted by TheGodKiller
"The Thanos Test!!!" title made me think about some sort of new pregnancy test which uses Thanos as a fetus-detecting marker of sorts... Does that involve people peeing on him?

TheGodKiller
^Probably, I guess.

Diesldude
Sure HP surprised DS, but after he took 2 point blank OB that were meant to kill him. Thanos gets hit and he dies.

Diesldude
Just want to add to my point, I don't recall DS getting sucker punched to KO in any other fights. There are tons of fights where he gets blind sided even by superman but HP was the only one that came close to killing him with that tactic. If there is no other event of DS getting sucker punched to ko we can't assume that thanos can do the same.

SamZED
Originally posted by TheGodKiller
^Probably, I guess. Im in.

Diesldude
Please dont disrespect the object of Quans worship like this.

Estacado
Prepare for the Quan.

abhilegend
What is there to prepare?

JakeTheBank
Originally posted by Diesldude
Sure HP surprised DS, but after he took 2 point blank OB that were meant to kill him. Thanos gets hit and he dies.

You really think Darkseid would have killed Thanos based on what Thanos has survived?

h1a8
Originally posted by ODG
Thanos could do everything H/P Doomsday did physically (other than the freaky mutations). People might be offended by the notion of Thanos wrecking Darkseid in only a few shots. But H/P Doomsday caught him off-guard almost completely. Peers can wreck each other in a few shots when they're caught off-guard completely. It's happened too often in comics to ignore, e.g., Captain Marvel two-shotting Superman with suckerpunches, Thor putting a hole right through Angrir from behind, Surfer wrecking BRB after a board-shot to the back of his head, etc.

In other words, Darkseid would have done better had he not been so supremely confident in himself to just walk away and turn his back. By the spirit of the thread, he gets placed in the exact same position H/P Doomsday was in. Which was inside rubble after being Omega Beam'd, and bursting out when Darkseid's back is turned and being able to pounce on him when he's off-guard.

He's levitated plenty of times. He doesn't really soar around like Superman. Anyway, H/P Doomsday can't fly, so does it even matter?

It was the writer's intention that HP DD>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Darkseid. The whole scene with statements said points to it.

When CM, Surfer, etc. did the same thing it wasn't the writer's intention to show that they were>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>than their victim. Those were legitimate sucker shots.

Lastly, Thanos is not as strong as DD as he is not as strong as Superman. Also he is not as fast nor has bony protrustions. So he couldn't have manhandled and sliced up Darkseid like that. His blows would have been less powerful, his speed much less (Darkseid can recover quicker), and no bony protrusions to cause greater damage.

h1a8
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
You really think Darkseid would have killed Thanos based on what Thanos has survived?

I think the OB would have vaporized Thanos going by what it did to those missiles.

JakeTheBank
Originally posted by h1a8
I think the OB would have vaporized Thanos going by what it did to those missiles.

That's stupid. Like, really mindnumbingly stupid.

h1a8
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
That's stupid. Like, really mindnumbingly stupid.

How would you compare Thanos durability to those missiles?
Can Superman with all his might damage Thanos at all?
He couldn't damage those missiles using all of his might.
And a half power the OB vaporized the missiles.
Imagine at full power how Thanos is going to fare.

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by zopzop
Surfer would transmute Darkseid into a dildo and pleasure Granny Goodness with it.
Goodness always repays a favor!
http://lh3.ggpht.com/jrjenks.blog/SGblnH6ok6I/AAAAAAAAECg/Tz5yMNR2O3A/Granny%20Goodness.jpg

quanchi112
Originally posted by Branlor Swift
So a thread that guarantees replies from Abby, h1, carver, quan and others...

No please kill this before it starts Hush.

carver9
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
That's stupid. Like, really mindnumbingly stupid.

Why did you even waste an ounce of your time responding to him?

Diesldude
Originally posted by carver9
Why did you even waste an ounce of your time responding to him?

H1 actually made some good points to back up his stance. Jake deflected in a not so nice way.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Diesldude
H1 actually made some good points to back up his stance. Jake deflected in a not so nice way. laughing out loud

TheLordofMurder
Originally posted by h1a8
How would you compare Thanos durability to those missiles?
Can Superman with all his might damage Thanos at all?
He couldn't damage those missiles using all of his might.
And a half power the OB vaporized the missiles.
Imagine at full power how Thanos is going to fare.

thumb up

Excellent points...

Insane Titan
Of course Thanos does as good as HP doomsday

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