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Haven't been here for a long time now. Where my bitches at? And what's with this dude making all those separate threads posting song lyrics?

Hey, what do you know, I'm not the only one wandering on back.

.... I gotta say though... this OTF forum is like a post apocalyptic world.

Slay.....Itzak....faint

Ermagerd

Last time I was here was in a pre-9Nag society, now peeps be ''Ermagerding'' the place up.

I was using it ironically but alrighty then.

Since I've started working I've felt like a idiot savant.

'The idiot part is correct. Not so sure about savant

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
'The idiot part is correct. Not so sure about savant
Despite what happens I can always take comfort in your ignorance to make me feel better about myself. Thank you.

Originally posted by Astner
Despite what happens I can always take comfort in your ignorance to make me feel better about myself. Thank you.
I am genuinely curious about what weak insult you edited away out of fear of my rebuttal.

Pistachios!

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
I am genuinely curious about what weak insult you edited away out of fear of my rebuttal.
I take it the current one is too difficult for you to cope with? I'm sorry to inform you that I didn't edit out anything. I just rephrase what I wrote.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Slay.....Itzak....faint Itzak was under 10 percent body fat, a martial artist.

I always view things in a hyper-observatory fashion, and my total recall allows me to remember brief observations in the What You Look Like thread.

He posted a pic of him breaking a board, and s_t thought it was hot.

Originally posted by Dolos
Itzak was under 10 percent body fat, a martial artist.

I always view things in a hyper-observatory fashion, and my total recall allows me to remember brief observations in the What You Look Like thread.

He posted a pic of him breaking a board, and s_t thought it was hot.
You're a weird one, aren't you?

Originally posted by Slay
You're a weird one, aren't you?

Thanks.

What martial art did you practice?

Originally posted by Slay
You're a weird one, aren't you?

Of the weird, he's one of the most weird.

Originally posted by Robtard
Of the weird, he's one of the most weird. That's because I ponder all things, so nothing is weird to me.

Originally posted by Dolos
That's because I ponder all things, so nothing is weird to me.
I think he's referring to your Asperger.

Yea, let's turn this into a flame thread like you did with TGK.

Don't take it personally. I consider anyone who's different from me to be weird.

Originally posted by Astner
I take it the current one is too difficult for you to cope with? I'm sorry to inform you that I didn't edit out anything. I just rephrase what I wrote.
It is too weak to even register as an insult. Your edited post feels more like you pussying out of a full on e-fight.

Then again, I doubt I could expect much much of a challenge in terms of a flamewar from a flat chested she-male like you.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
It is too weak to even register as an insult. Your edited post feels more like you pussying out of a full on e-fight.

Then again, I doubt I could expect much much of a challenge in terms of a flamewar from a flat chested she-male like you.
What is it with you and she-males?

Originally posted by Astner
What is it with you and she-males?
Nothing. Just noting the fact that you are one.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Nothing. Just noting the fact that you are one.
You better check that the door to your room is locked or you mom might walk in on you beating off to dudes in make-up.

Originally posted by Astner
You better check that the door to your room is locked or you mom might walk in on you beating off to dudes in make-up.
Boring old cliche. Also, I am wondering why the very first idea to construct a feeble insult, of 2 guys in make-up no less, occurred to you. Then again, it's in all likelihood attributable to you being a she-male.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Boring old cliche. Also, I am wondering why the very first idea to construct a feeble insult, of 2 guys in make-up no less, occurred to you. Then again, it's in all likelihood attributable to you being a she-male.
Even if I was a she-male it wouldn't make you less gay for wanting my cock.

And stop butchering your sentences with commas, because it makes you look retarded, and I wouldn't want people thinking that I'd waste my time on the retarded.

His comma's are all warranted.

Originally posted by Dolos
Thanks.

What martial art did you practice?
I practiced and even taught judo and jiu-jitsu for a long time, though I haven't in over 5 years. Real jiu-jitsu, not the gay Brazilian variation. You would know this had you been around before 2012.

Originally posted by Slay
His comma's are all warranted.
It's "commas" in plural, "comma's" denotes genitive alternatively it's the contraction of "comma is," and no, they're not.

Originally posted by Astner
It's "commas" in plural, "comma's" denotes genitive alternatively it's the contraction of "comma is," and no, they're not.
lol to the max. Please take these sincere apologies, oh God of Condescension.

Originally posted by Astner
Even if I was a she-male it wouldn't make you less gay for wanting my cock.

And stop butchering your sentences with commas, because it makes you look retarded, and I wouldn't want people thinking that I'd waste my time on the retarded.
I am not sure exactly where do you get the notion thar I want your cock. I have a hunch, but who am I to deny people their weird fantasies.

So says the faux grammar nazi who can't even differentiate between "you" and "your":
Originally posted by Astner
or you mom might walk in on you

edit: quote problems

Originally posted by Slay
Haven't been here for a long time now. Where my bitches at? And what's with this dude making all those separate threads posting song lyrics? Originally posted by Itzak
Hey, what do you know, I'm not the only one wandering on back.

.... I gotta say though... this OTF forum is like a post apocalyptic world.

Awesome, nice to see ya two back.

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Originally posted by Scythe
Awesome, nice to see ya two back.

Yo Scythe, what's up!?

Originally posted by Astner
That wasn't my intent. My intent was to help you where your elementary school English teacher clearly failed.


lol, no, you're trying to be condescending. What an empty life you must lead. Also, I didn't have an elementary school English teacher, as I'm not from an English-speaking country.

Ah, yes, Slay. The guy who thinks I am better than he is. 313

Originally posted by dadudemon
Ah, yes, Slay. The guy who thinks I am better than he is. 313
Nah, you're worse than me in about every aspect. Except for ''being fat'' of course, you're much better at that.

Leave doly alone guys he never did anything to u guys, why u have to be like tat, refering back to the britney spears leave her alone video. Heh!

Originally posted by Slay
Nah, you're worse than me in about every aspect. Except for ''being fat'' of course, you're much better at that.

Still jealous, I see.


It's just me.


Instead of worrying about all the ways you think I am better than you, spend your time on much more productful things. You're good at matching insignificant European countries to their flags. Start there.

Originally posted by Slay
lol, no, you're trying to be condescending.
You know, a "I didn't know that, thank you very much" would be nice to hear every once in a while too.

I don't get it, why are some people so hesitant to learn? It's almost like they're immune to knowledge.

Originally posted by Slay
What an empty life you must lead.
Indeed. A Masters degree in Fundamental Physics, a well-payed position in a reputable and world-renowned company, an attractive girlfriend who's one year from finishing her education, a loving and supporting family, and an appearance like a movie star are only a handful of the myriad of shames and insecurities I struggle to cope with on a daily basis.

Originally posted by Slay
Also, I didn't have an elementary school English teacher, as I'm not from an English-speaking country.
So am I, but we still had an elementary school English teacher. Heck we even had an elementary school third language teacher, and I even went on to study a fourth language. And I didn't even major in linguistics.

Originally posted by Astner
You know, a "I didn't know that, thank you very much" would be nice to hear every once in a while too.

I don't get it, why are some people so hesitant to learn? It's almost like they're immune to knowledge.


Indeed. A Masters degree in Fundamental Physics, a well-payed position in a reputable and world-renowned company, an attractive girlfriend who's one year from finishing her education, a loving and supporting family, and an appearance like a movie star are only a handful of the myriad of shames and insecurities I struggle to cope with on a daily basis.


So am I, but we still had an elementary school English teacher. Heck we even had an elementary school third language teacher, and I even went on to study a fourth language. And I didn't even major in linguistics.
Yeah, yeah, it's cool to play pretend on the internet. Move along now.

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah, yeah, it's cool to play pretend on the internet. Move along now.
Too much for your ego to handle I suppose.

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah, yeah, it's cool to play pretend on the internet. Move along now.

He at least has a graduate undertsanding of physics because his physics knowledge is >>>>> than mine and I made it to second or third year physics courses.

I can't vouch for any of that other stuff, though.

Well you do raise a valid point, based on your poor writing English couldn't be your first language.

^The same holds true for you, faux Grammar Nazi.

Originally posted by Astner
Too much for your ego to handle I suppose.
No, my ego is quite solid. Yours obviously isn't, or you wouldn't feel the need to explain how amazing you are in every single thread you post in.

Originally posted by Slay
No, my ego is quite solid. Yours obviously isn't, or you wouldn't feel the need to explain how amazing you are...


Originally posted by Slay
Nah, you're worse than me in about every aspect. Except for ''being fat'' of course, you're much better at that.


Facts disagree n'stuff.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Facts disagree n'stuff.


Nah, see, when you say stuff like that, I know you're trying to troll. My response is as disingenuous as your initial statement.

So there is someone dadudemon hates even more than me? Well, this certainly is an interesting turn of events.

Originally posted by Astner
So there is someone dadudemon hates even more than me? Well, this certainly is an interesting turn of events.
Nah, he doesn't really hate me. Just frustrated that he can't get to me, therefore he tries really hard every time he sees me post somewhere.

I don't see it. You certainly lost your shit when I pointed out your grammatical error, and I was trying to be nice.

Originally posted by Astner
I don't see it. You certainly lost your shit when I pointed out your grammatical error, and I was trying to be nice.
lol, I certainly didn't 'lose my shit'. I was mildly annoyed by the pedantic nature of your comment. And let's not be silly here, you weren't trying to be nice, you were trying to be a condescending prick, you succeeded, congratulations.

I personally feel like I'm better than all y'all. But that's only based on fact, so don't let it bother you.

Originally posted by Slay
Nah, see, when you say stuff like that, I know you're trying to troll. My response is as disingenuous as your initial statement.

Y u mad?

Originally posted by Astner
So there is someone dadudemon hates even more than me? Well, this certainly is an interesting turn of events.

I am one of a very small handful of people, on this board, that actually likes you. hug

Originally posted by Slay
Nah, he doesn't really hate me. Just frustrated that he can't get to me, therefore he tries really hard every time he sees me post somewhere.

And yet, you rage post at me. I don't even try, bro! You just hate me because I'm better. estahuh


Originally posted by Bardock42
I personally feel like I'm better than all y'all. But that's only based on fact, so don't let it bother you.

Don't be a jerk. You clearly do not count.

Originally posted by dadudemon

And yet, you rage post at me. I don't even try, bro! You just hate me because I'm better. estahuh


Now if only losing weight was as easy as pissing me off right? lol, no 'bro' with ***** **** who calls himself awesome for being big but watery could ever make me rage. Y U mad?

Edit: That's b!tch t!ts.

Originally posted by Slay
Now if only losing weight was as easy as pissing me off right? lol, no 'bro' with ***** **** who calls himself awesome for being big but watery could ever make me rage. Y U mad?

Edit: That's b!tch t!ts.

hahaha, you're legit mad.

Hate to shatter your dreams but I have a six pack. Went through a cutting phase and lost 25lbs of fat. And, yes, it was easier than accidentally making you rage post.


NEXT!

I like Astner. Not like as a person, of course, but as a force of nature.

Originally posted by dadudemon
hahaha, you're legit mad.

Hate to shatter your dreams but I have a six pack. Went through a cutting phase and lost 25lbs of fat. And, yes, it was easier than accidentally making you rage post.


NEXT!
Again, you couldn't make me rage, and you know this, you've been trying for long enough now. I've made you cry 'six-pack' though, which is mildly amusing. Had my fun with you, go stroke your misplaced ego elsewhere.

Originally posted by Slay
Again, you couldn't make me rage, and you know this, you've been trying for long enough now. I've made you cry 'six-pack' though, which is mildly amusing.

I'd send you pics but then you'd mistake that for advances: Nembro did.


But, u mad that your sole-line of attack fails miserably?


Originally posted by Slay
go stroke your misplaced ego elsewhere.

How about your hotel? Would you give me a discount?

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'd send you pics but then you'd mistake that for advances: Nembro did.


But, u mad that your sole-line of attack fails miserably?




How about your hotel? Would you give me a discount?

Nah, I know it's working. You've been crying for a while now. Also, I can't give you a discount, but I'm sure you'll be able to get a voucher somewhere.

I don't think you'd like the Netherlands though, most people are thin around here, would just make you feel inadequate.

Originally posted by Slay
Nah, I know it's working.


It's not.

Well, you tried.


Originally posted by Slay
I don't think you'd like the Netherlands though, most people are thin around here, would just make you feel inadequate.

So now you're calling me grotesquely skinny? Lol

Originally posted by dadudemon
It's not.

Well, you tried.




So now you're calling me grotesquely skinny? Lol
That's not at all what I said, you're just getting more and more stupid, aren't you?

Originally posted by Slay
That's not at all what I said, you're just getting more and more stupid, aren't you?

I guess you don't understand how "inadequate" could be interpreted, correctly so, as being grotesquely skinny in a country full of skinny folk.

You're not very good at this thing called "communication", are you?

That seems like the exact opposite any reasonable person...any person at all really...would interpret that statement as.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I guess you don't understand how "inadequate" could be interpreted, correctly so, as being grotesquely skinny in a country full of skinny folk.

You're not very good at this thing called "communication", are you?

lol, you're really grasping at straws, aren't you? Do continue though, it's hilarious.

Originally posted by Bardock42
That seems like the exact opposite any reasonable person...any person at all really...would interpret that statement as.

Logic doesn't really apply to DDM, though.

DDM, I know you'd rather go on for hours and hours at this and end up crying even more than you have already, but I've grown tired of this. Just do yourself a favour and stop replying.

Originally posted by Bardock42
That seems like the exact opposite any reasonable person...any person at all really...would interpret that statement as.

I disagree, obviously. He said "inadequate". Not "bloated" or some other fat people joke.

"Not adequate; lacking the quality or quantity required; insufficient for a purpose."

That's the very first definition.

Well, you tried, too.

Originally posted by Slay
lol, you're really grasping at straws, aren't you? Do continue though, it's hilarious.



Logic doesn't really apply to DDM, though.

DDM, I know you'd rather go on for hours and hours at this and end up crying even more than you have already, but I've grown tired of this. Just do yourself a favour and stop replying.

During your time away, you can contemplate and meditate on why it is a waste of time to dwell on the fact that I am better than you.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I disagree, obviously. He said "inadequate". Not "bloated" or some other fat people joke.

"Not adequate; lacking the quality or quantity required; insufficient for a purpose."

That's the very first definition.

Well, you tried, too.



During your time away, you can contemplate and meditate on why it is a waste of time to dwell on the fact that I am better than you.
lol, you must be crying hard if we've already arrived at the 'semantics' part of this whole song and dance you always do.

Originally posted by Slay
lol, you must be crying hard if we've already arrived at the 'semantics' part of this whole song and dance you always do.

You've already given up and instead just do the "lulz, look at ddm arguing" thing, again? How precious. Told you I was better than you.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You've already given up and instead just do the "lulz, look at ddm arguing" thing, again? How precious. Told you I was better than you.
Nah, it's just that you're doing all the work for me. Also, 'again'? You're just saying things, aren't you? Yeah, you're not an idiot at all.

Originally posted by Slay
Nah, it's just that you're doing all the work for me. Also, 'again'? You're just saying things, aren't you? Yeah, you're not an idiot at all.

You have a bad memory, too?

Poor Slay.

Originally posted by Slay
Yo Scythe, what's up!?


Nothin' much. This and that. How've ya been?

Is it equal parts of this to that, or?

Originally posted by Slay
lol, you're really grasping at straws, aren't you? Do continue though, it's hilarious.



Logic doesn't really apply to DDM, though.

DDM, I know you'd rather go on for hours and hours at this and end up crying even more than you have already, but I've grown tired of this. Just do yourself a favour and stop replying. the way u talk slay u remind me of someone. Keep talking and ill listen.

Originally posted by Scythe
Nothin' much. This and that. How've ya been?
I've been quite good. Loads of shit happened since we last talked of course, don't really know what to tell you, haha. Are you still with Kayakat?Originally posted by rudester
the way u talk slay u remind me of someone. Keep talking and ill listen.
Nah, I'm good, I like women.

Originally posted by Robtard
Is it equal parts of this to that, or?

'Equal' on the weekends, 'or' during weekdays.

Originally posted by Slay
I've been quite good. Loads of shit happened since we last talked of course, don't really know what to tell you, haha. Are you still with Kayakat?

Yessir. Married and have a house together.

Originally posted by Slay
I've been quite good. Loads of shit happened since we last talked of course, don't really know what to tell you, haha. Are you still with Kayakat?
Nah, I'm good, I like women. i was'nt saying i wanted to sleep with u u tard, i had said if u can read what i wrote tat u remind me of som1!

Don't be so easily deterred Rudester, he's Dutch; they tend to go both ways.