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Bride gets a regular katana. Hit Girl gets her Mindy stick
Deathmatch in karate dojo
Who takes this?

Bride

The first time Hit Girl fought anyone with any skill, she was nearly killed.

Bride killed the best assassin's in the world all in fair combat.

Nobodie's gonna be raw in a few years to go and find Bride when this fight is over.

IDK. Hit Girl was agile as hell and GoGo was giving the Bride trouble, and Hit Girl would probably kill GoGo.

Originally posted by KingD19
The first time Hit Girl fought anyone with any skill, she was nearly killed.

Bride killed the best assassin's in the world all in fair combat.

Nobodie's gonna be raw in a few years to go and find Bride when this fight is over. Yeah, but HG didn't have her staff when she fought Frank. If so, she would have diced him in seconds.

Also, HG is way too fast for Bride. Bullet dodger, dude.


H2H HG loses, but bring her staff in and she rapes.

Originally posted by KingD19
The first time Hit Girl fought anyone with any skill, she was nearly killed.

That is irrelevant to the thread scenario

Originally posted by KingD19
Bride killed the best assassin's in the world all in fair combat.

And almost got killed by a mace-swinging girl who is far slower than Hit Girl

Originally posted by KingD19
Nobodie's gonna be raw in a few years to go and find Bride when this fight is over.

Hit Girl wasn't after Red Mist. She was after his father, and he was killed. If Red Mist had personally told her he ordered Big Daddy's death, no way would he have survived the film.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Yeah, but HG didn't have her staff when she fought Frank. If so, she would have diced him in seconds.

Also, HG is way too fast for Bride. Bullet dodger, dude.


H2H HG loses, but bring her staff in and she rapes.

But if Frank had a weapon as well, it probably would have gone the same way. Even with that blade he still beat her down.

And she wasn't fast enough to not get her ass beaten by Frank. Apparently that speed only applies to hired goons and bullets because even with her jumping around like a monkey, he had no problem putting hands on her.

All that jumping around is only gonna get her stabbed. Remember Bride's teacher was a guy who could balance on the tip of a sword.

Originally posted by Lestov16
That is irrelevant to the thread scenario



And almost got killed by a mace-swinging girl who is far slower than Hit Girl



Hit Girl wasn't after Red Mist. She was after his father, and he was killed. If Red Mist had personally told her he ordered Big Daddy's death, no way would he have survived the film.

It's not irrelevant. It's pointing out how every single person she killed with her Mindy Stick was a random goon with no skill, training, or way to defend themselves against a 4 foot long blade staff.

Yeah, Go-Go gave her trouble. But she also killed Vernita, O-Ren, plucked out Elle's eye, and killed Bill as well. She's fought and won against tons of seasoned and skilled people. Whereas Hit Girl has one loss against a mob boss.

And that last part was a joke. From when Beatrix told Vernita's daughter to come find her if she still wanted revenge when she grew up. I meant Hit Girl would lose and has no one to seek revenge for her.

Originally posted by KingD19
But if Frank had a weapon as well, it probably would have gone the same way. Even with that blade he still beat her down.

And she wasn't fast enough to not get her ass beaten by Frank. Apparently that speed only applies to hired goons and bullets because even with her jumping around like a monkey, he had no problem putting hands on her.

All that jumping around is only gonna get her stabbed. Remember Bride's teacher was a guy who could balance on the tip of a sword.

Speculation. Also, she had a damn butter knife, not her staff.

Already covered this.

Fail, already covered this, Dance more, boy.

Originally posted by Lestov16
That is irrelevant to the thread scenario



And almost got killed by a mace-swinging girl who is far slower than Hit Girl



Hit Girl wasn't after Red Mist. She was after his father, and he was killed. If Red Mist had personally told her he ordered Big Daddy's death, no way would he have survived the film. Logic

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Speculation. Also, she had a damn butter knife, not her staff.

Already covered this.

Fail, already covered this, Dance more, boy.


Lol. You're funny. And Butter Knife? It was a sharp as hell letter opener. She stabbed him at least 3-5 times and made blood spray at least once. Butter Knife my ass.

Originally posted by KingD19
It's not irrelevant. It's pointing out how every single person she killed with her Mindy Stick was a random goon with no skill, training, or way to defend themselves against a 4 foot long blade staff.

Hit Girl is far faster and more agile than anybody the Bride has ever fought. No way in hell could GoGo, Vernita, O Ren, Elle, or Bill run up walls like she was doing. She would have mowed through the Crazy 88's and left more dismembered limbs.

So Frank D'amico. A mob boss whose only proof of fighting skills is a black belt in Karate(spoken of, not shown) is able to beat her to a pulp and hit her several times despite her bullet dodging.

Yet the Bride. The best out of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad aside from Bill, isn't as good as Frank?

Gotcha.

Bride wins.

So you're going to ignore that the thread scenario isn't a fistfight but a bladefight.

Gotcha.

Hit Girl wins, since she is outright better than the mace-swinging girl who almost killed the Bride, and outright more agile than any member of the DiVAS.

A blade fight or a fist fight shouldn't change Hit Girl's supposed speed. What you're saying is, if Frank had a weapon, and Hit Girl had a weapon, she'd have died instead of getting beat up, because he still took her down when she attacked him. If he'd had a blade, it wouldn't have been a kick to the face.

TBF, she had no idea Frank was going to ambush her, whereas she had full view of the opponents who's bullets she dodged, full view of the people she sliced up, and will have full view of the Bride.

The Bride guts the little kid

the end

Originally posted by Lestov16
TBF, she had no idea Frank was going to ambush her, whereas she had full view of the opponents who's bullets she dodged, full view of the people she sliced up, and will have full view of the Bride.

Ambush? It wasn't an Ambush. She burst into the room and he was standing there with Red Mist, then Kick-Ass showed up. He and Red Mist got knocked out of the room, leaving Hit Girl and Frank. She ran at him and he did a spin kick that hit her in the face. No ambush. No sneak attacks. He was simply better than her. If Frank can catch the bullet dodging HG with a simple spin kick, saying Bride can't even touch her is ridiculous.

The only reason Hit Girl survived as long as she did is because of the layout of the room, and that letter opener and the vase.

Frank was in full view by the way.

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Bride cuts her straight down the middle.

How is this even a question?

The Bride destroys Hit Girl.

Originally posted by KingD19
A blade fight or a fist fight shouldn't change Hit Girl's supposed speed. What you're saying is, if Frank had a weapon, and Hit Girl had a weapon, she'd have died instead of getting beat up, because he still took her down when she attacked him. If he'd had a blade, it wouldn't have been a kick to the face. Did you even watch the movie? I mean, you know, the movie Kick Ass? There's an actual movie, you know.

Yeah. I watched it. Even the part where Hit Girl tried to fight a mob boss and nearly got killed for her trouble.

And he wasn't a world class assassin.

Mhm, and you do realize that during that scene, she:

A: Had no guns, and B: fought foolishly.


Any idiot knows this.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
B: fought foolishly.


Why she dies here

Originally posted by Lestov16
Why she dies here Mhm, and you DO realize WHY she fought foolishly, dont you?

Because she's not the world's best assassin like 47, who would never have made such a mistake.

Lol, dodge. Thanks for playing, concession accepted.


Next?

waiting for this to go 30 pages of nonsense..

the pedophiliac kid known as hit girl gets gutted or her head slashed off

/the end

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Lol, dodge. Thanks for playing, concession accepted.


Next?

I didn't dodge anything. Hit Girl got WTFpwned when she got caught off guard. 47, even when he was caught off guard in the hotel, still WTFpwned everybody and escaped (HG would have drowned)

My apologies, wrong thread. I think the exact opposite. Gogo posed a threat to the Bride, and Hit Girl was far more agile than Gogo (or any member of the DiVAS). And this is purely a bladefight, so McDojo kicking her ass is irrelevant. Gogo had no H2H feats either, and she posed a clear threat to the Bride, so it can be reasoned that Hit Girl, who is far more agile in blade combat, will as well.

Originally posted by Lestov16
I didn't dodge anything. Hit Girl got WTFpwned when she got caught off guard. 47, even when he was caught off guard in the hotel, still WTFpwned everybody and escaped (HG would have drowned) Mhm, and that has exactly what to do with this thread?

Nothing.


HG rapes.

Indeed.

Also should be mentioned that the Bride got ambushed by Bud in the same manner as HG, so it's not like the Bride has superior reflexes. If someone is trying to argue that she does, they will have to prove that she could have made it down that hallway like HG did. Because that's definitely the best reflex feat out of the characters.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Indeed.

Also should be mentioned that the Bride got ambushed by Bud in the same manner as HG, so it's not like the Bride has superior reflexes. If someone is trying to argue that she does, they will have to prove that she could have made it down that hallway like HG did. Because that's definitely the best reflex feat out of the characters.

Bride got ambushed by Bud. As soon as she opened the door, he shot her in the gut with rock salt.

Hit Girl walked in on Frank and Red Mist, Red Mist and Kick-Ass fought out of the room, then she attacked Frank and got beat up. There was no ambush involved.

Originally posted by Lestov16
My apologies, wrong thread. I think the exact opposite. Gogo posed a threat to the Bride, and Hit Girl was far more agile than Gogo (or any member of the DiVAS). And this is purely a bladefight, so McDojo kicking her ass is irrelevant. Gogo had no H2H feats either, and she posed a clear threat to the Bride, so it can be reasoned that Hit Girl, who is far more agile in blade combat, will as well.

Gogo had a ball and chain weapon which gave her an advantage. She still died. Hitgirl loses

Originally posted by juggerman
Gogo had a ball and chain weapon which gave her an advantage. She still died. Hitgirl loses


don't worry just sit back and laugh like i am.. this thread will go from 2 pages to 30 in no time flat because people will puff up Hit Girl like she is some all powerful demi God when the fact is she wasn't all that

Hit Girl destroys Beatrix, as KA2 proves. /thread

Can't see Beatrix pulling off what Hit Girl did in KA2.

Which was pretty much the van scene.

Anything else and Beatrix wins. Which is why I see a close range fight between the two ending with the Bride cutting through her with ease.

This reminds of tht hit girl vs gogo thread rj made

Hitgirl loses hard

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn

Hitgirl loses hard

Nope. she pawns

Hit Girl put up a good fight against Mother Russia, who can rip the doors off of cars, and is a way better foe than any opponent Bride has ever faced /fact

Hit Girl killing a man with his own finger is more impressive than any kill Bride ever did /fact

Hit Girl doing gymnastics on top of a moving van is more impressive than anything Bride ever did /fact


HG has better stats than Bride. She has better feats than Bride. She wins.

Word.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Nope. she pawns

Hit Girl put up a good fight against Mother Russia, who can rip the doors off of cars, and is a way better foe than any opponent Bride has ever faced /fact

Hit Girl killing a man with his own finger is more impressive than any kill Bride ever did /fact

Hit Girl doing gymnastics on top of a moving van is more impressive than anything Bride ever did /fact


HG has better stats than Bride. She has better feats than Bride. She wins.

Cept.

-Hitgirl constantly got her ass handed to her, it was D'Amico all over again. And Hitgirl doesn't get adrenaline in this fight.

-Beatrix pulled eyeballs out of peoples sockets. I actual consider that to be more impressive.

-Hit Girl's agility in the van scene will NOT aid her in this fight.

Beatrix will kill HG in a weapons showdown.

She put up a even fight and was countering Mother Russia for most of the time. It's true Mother Russia eventually overwhelmed her, but HG lasted a pretty long time, which is impressive considering Mother Russia has the strength to rip doors off of cars. It wasn't near the curbstomp you are trying to say it was, and the fact she held her own for so long against a metahuman opponent is more impressive than any fight Bride partook in.

Killing a man with his own finger is way more impressive.

How will her agility not aid her here? That's ridiculous.

-HG got beat down at every turn during that battle until she was able to get MR into a ground lock. Where MR just bit her leg.
It was only when she got the adrenaline that it all went Matrix.

-We'll just have to agree to disagree on that one.
Removing someone's eye in an instant is more impressive than shoving their fingers in one.

-HG's agility didn't help against D'Amico or MR.

The fight takes place in a dojo. Beatrix is coming at her with a Hattori Hanzo sword. HG is done.
Can HG beat Beatrix in many scenarios? most definitely...but not this one.

Lol, people always circle back to HG's fight against Frank. Need I post again why she lost H2H?

No you don't need to because fact is she lost
Hg great gunslinger
Shitty fightet

The Bride slices HG's staff into pieces before she can hope to counter.

And by then Beatrix cuts her down.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
No you don't need to because fact is she lost
Hg great gunslinger
Shitty fightet Yeah, I do. Because she fought foolishly and recklessly. Fact.

Bride wins.

Hit-Girl for the win.

Indeed.