Yamcha
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Zeus is hanging out with King Muscle at a wrestling match as they both argue which of their sons is the better wrestler, while Hercules is ignoring the fights and is just at the bar guzzling down some mead while trying to look for some tail. Zeus who becomes sick of King Muscles gloating decides to enter Hercules in the next match against Kings own son Kid Muscle.
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Hercules: *stares at nearby poster while drinking at the bar* So these are the "wrestling legends" here? Hahaha I guarantee I could beat every single one of them at their own game!
Ring Announcer: "Will Hercules please make his way to the ring!"
Hercules: "What?! What kind of madness is this? I accompany father and am promised all the alcohol I can drink and beautiful wood nymphs from one end of the room to the next..yet all I've received so far is some subpar mead and there's not even a single female around! "
- Hercules questions why he's being called to the ring just to have another announcer fill him in on what's going on -
Hercules:"Ah I see, even on my downtime I can't rest. Haha but I suppose this shall be fun, all I have to do is best that strange looking fellow in an art I know all too well? Why this shall be easier than the time I.."
-Hercules reaches for his cup when Kevin Mask places his hand on the top of it-
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Kevin Mask: "Don't you think you've had a bit much? You're cocky for sure but you don't seem so special...why I'll have you know that I'm.."
-Herc kicks Kevin in the dick, knocks back the mead, then slams the cup down -
Hercules: "Then the time I tricked Atlas during my eleventh labor haha!"
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- He steps over Kevin Mask then climbs into the ring as the bell rings-
Hercules: "*looks around at the people in the stands* Ah as I figured..not a beautiful woman in sight..how tragic..but alas I suppose I shall show you just how the art of wrestling is.."
-Mid sentence Herc receives a dropkick which sends him flying into the ropes, just to be followed up with a clothesline on his bounce back-
Hercules: "By the beard of Zeus.." exclaims Hercules rubbing his head and rising to his feet "What in the Gods names kind of manner of wrestling is this?!"
"Pro wrestling!" replies Kid Muscle with a grin
Hercules: "Pro..Wrestling? AH Your words make no sense funny smelling man in a mask, trying to trick the prince of power with words and rhyme will get you nowhere!"
Kid Muscle: "B..but I was just trying to help, and I don't think that rhymed I mean I...HEY I DON'T SMELL FUNNY IT'S THE SMELL OF RICE AND COW! My favorite dish, want some?"
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Hercules: "Hmmm rice and...AH ENOUGH OF YOUR HEAD GAMES TRICKSTER, I shall just take the entire dish for myself after my victory, as an apology for your strike earlier."
Kid Muscle: "WHAT?! BUT WE'RE IN A MATCH!! A..AND NO WAY THAT'S MINE AND IT'S THE LAST BOWL WITHIN MILES!"
Hercules: "Alas I care not! I shall show you what happens when you anger the Lion of Olympus!!!"
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Kid Muscle: "Oh yeah? Let's see how you like the power of Ultimate Muscle!"
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Zeus is hanging out with King Muscle at a wrestling match as they both argue which of their sons is the better wrestler, while Hercules is ignoring the fights and is just at the bar guzzling down some mead while trying to look for some tail. Zeus who becomes sick of King Muscles gloating decides to enter Hercules in the next match against Kings own son Kid Muscle.
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Hercules: *stares at nearby poster while drinking at the bar* So these are the "wrestling legends" here? Hahaha I guarantee I could beat every single one of them at their own game!
Ring Announcer: "Will Hercules please make his way to the ring!"
Hercules: "What?! What kind of madness is this? I accompany father and am promised all the alcohol I can drink and beautiful wood nymphs from one end of the room to the next..yet all I've received so far is some subpar mead and there's not even a single female around! "
- Hercules questions why he's being called to the ring just to have another announcer fill him in on what's going on -
Hercules:"Ah I see, even on my downtime I can't rest. Haha but I suppose this shall be fun, all I have to do is best that strange looking fellow in an art I know all too well? Why this shall be easier than the time I.."
-Hercules reaches for his cup when Kevin Mask places his hand on the top of it-
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Kevin Mask: "Don't you think you've had a bit much? You're cocky for sure but you don't seem so special...why I'll have you know that I'm.."
-Herc kicks Kevin in the dick, knocks back the mead, then slams the cup down -
Hercules: "Then the time I tricked Atlas during my eleventh labor haha!"
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- He steps over Kevin Mask then climbs into the ring as the bell rings-
Hercules: "*looks around at the people in the stands* Ah as I figured..not a beautiful woman in sight..how tragic..but alas I suppose I shall show you just how the art of wrestling is.."
-Mid sentence Herc receives a dropkick which sends him flying into the ropes, just to be followed up with a clothesline on his bounce back-
Hercules: "By the beard of Zeus.." exclaims Hercules rubbing his head and rising to his feet "What in the Gods names kind of manner of wrestling is this?!"
"Pro wrestling!" replies Kid Muscle with a grin
Hercules: "Pro..Wrestling? AH Your words make no sense funny smelling man in a mask, trying to trick the prince of power with words and rhyme will get you nowhere!"
Kid Muscle: "B..but I was just trying to help, and I don't think that rhymed I mean I...HEY I DON'T SMELL FUNNY IT'S THE SMELL OF RICE AND COW! My favorite dish, want some?"
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Hercules: "Hmmm rice and...AH ENOUGH OF YOUR HEAD GAMES TRICKSTER, I shall just take the entire dish for myself after my victory, as an apology for your strike earlier."
Kid Muscle: "WHAT?! BUT WE'RE IN A MATCH!! A..AND NO WAY THAT'S MINE AND IT'S THE LAST BOWL WITHIN MILES!"
Hercules: "Alas I care not! I shall show you what happens when you anger the Lion of Olympus!!!"
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Kid Muscle: "Oh yeah? Let's see how you like the power of Ultimate Muscle!"
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