If you had to have sex with an animal

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NemeBro
Which one would it be?

I am leaning towards a mare (Female horse), due to the vacuum-esque effect their vaginas have during intercourse.

FinalAnswer
http://sa.peteyproductions.net/savedimage/emptyquote/muppet%20head%20turn.GIF

StealthRanger
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Bentley
A female human.

NemeBro
Coward.

Esau Cairn
Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

A: You pick him up & suck him off.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

A: You pick him up & suck him off. thumb up

Tzeentch._
Digimark

Robtard
Originally posted by NemeBro
Which one would it be?

I am leaning towards a mare (Female horse), due to the vacuum-esque effect their vaginas have during intercourse.

With your infinitely small penis, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Tzeentch._
lol

Astner
Originally posted by NemeBro
Which one would it be?

I am leaning towards a mare (Female horse), due to the vacuum-esque effect their vaginas have during intercourse.
Son, didn't I tell you to stop watching My Little Pony?

Originally posted by Robtard
infinitely small
Infinitesimal.

Originally posted by Bentley
A female human.
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Digi
Mermaid

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Digimark

cool

confused

Bardock42
Originally posted by Astner

Infinitesimal.



http://thesaurus.com/browse/infinitesimal

Bentley
Originally posted by Digi
Mermaid

I'm going to assume you mean Manatee shifty

COG Veteran
An animal!? Hell no, i'd rather die in flame.

AuraAngel
Originally posted by NemeBro
Which one would it be?

I am leaning towards a mare (Female horse), due to the vacuum-esque effect their vaginas have during intercourse.

dWNtw8HENlI

Do mythological animals count?

dadudemon
Originally posted by NemeBro
If you had to have sex with an animal

Which one would it be?

Your mom.


VEIQShEsSvQ

Robtard
Originally posted by Astner


Infinitesimal.



Do you even english, bro?

quanchi112
Originally posted by Bentley
A female human. Agreed. That Nemebro is strange.

quanchi112
Originally posted by dadudemon
Your mom.


VEIQShEsSvQ thumb up

AuraAngel
Originally posted by dadudemon
Your mom.


VEIQShEsSvQ

Really? Neither of the screams that tore open holes in time and space are on that list? Lame.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Robtard
Do you even english, bro? Indeed, it is always worth a tug and a giggle to see Astner fail at being a smugfag.

Astner
Originally posted by NemeBro
Indeed, it is always worth a tug and a giggle to see Astner fail at being a smugfag.
You don't think the reason I fail at being a "smugfag" is because I'm neither smug nor a f*g?

That said, infinitesimal is the multiplicative inverse of infinite. So like usual, I'm right.

Bentley
Also it's a much prettier word. And it sort of rhymes with animal so it has an intrinsic song value to it in this thread.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Astner
You don't think the reason I fail at being a "smugfag" is because I'm neither smug nor a f*g?

Incorrect, you are both. Though more harmless than most with the traits of either.



But you're not.

I know English is not your first language, but you've been speaking it for years Astner. You should be better than this.

rudester
Oow he got u there. Watcha going to do?

Bardock42
Originally posted by Astner

That said, infinitesimal is the multiplicative inverse of infinite. So like usual, I'm right.

You are right that the word could be used. However so could about 15 other perfectly cromulent words and phrases, including "infinitely small", so why point out an arbitrary one to use instead?

NemeBro
Because autism of course.

Robtard
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Major_Lexington
http://global3.memecdn.com/seductive-horse_c_1835973.jpg

Villelater
Horses aren't sexy...they just aren't...maker of this topic should of said to himself “Some things are best not said” especially in public

Sacred 117
Bump.


Originally posted by AuraAngel
Really? Neither of the screams that tore open holes in time and space are on that list? Lame.

Agreed. Regardless, Sean Schemmel is, always has been, and always will be... the shit! awesome


Anyways, back to the topic. Do the semi//anthropomorphized count?

siriuswriter
You realize this question is much more loaded for a female to answer, right?

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by siriuswriter
You realize this question is much more loaded for a female to answer, right?

...and more interesting. big grin

Lexington
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Wonder Man
Something that could fly then I could tell God I wanted to be like an angel.

Robtard
Originally posted by siriuswriter
You realize this question is much more loaded for a female to answer, right?

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Epicurus
Bump.

Stealth Moose
Originally posted by siriuswriter
You realize this question is much more loaded for a female to answer, right? Originally posted by Shakyamunison
...and more interesting. big grin

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Dave_97
a moose... of stealth kind.

Impediment
A sheep.

I dunno.

Stealth Moose
Originally posted by Impediment
A sheep.

I dunno.

You're Welsh?

Impediment
Texas, baby!

Stealth Moose
Longhorns then?

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