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Sign said "Watch out for wildlife"
I thought, "I'm the f-ing wildlife"
Better watch out for me
I'm driving drunk tonight

Got my baby by my side
She's face down on my lap
She knows what I like
And sure does it right

Wildlife
Cruising I-70 ninety miles an hour
Leaving those semis
In the rearview mirror

Wildlife
Dodging traffic like a bat outta hell
Chasing Jack Daniels
With another beer

Blue light flashing in the mirror
A siren so loud, it hurts my ears
Those handcuffs sure hurt my wrists
As I live out my deepest fears

Don't matter, I'll be free tonight
Baby's daddy's the Chief of Police
I'll lay low for a couple weeks
Then again disturb the peace

Wildlife
Cruising I-70 ninety miles an hour
Leaving those semis
In the rearview mirror
Wildlife
Dodging traffic like a bat outta hell
Chasing Jack Daniels
With another beer

Bridge:
My baby gets wild
When we make love
She likes living dangerously
Never gets enough

Guitar
Chorus

Jim Colyer ascap