Darn Fire Alarm
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Julie
Oh what a day.....fire alarm in my building went off at 4 in the morning and I stood in the cold for 40 minutes with all the other tired...aggravated people
ah at least it's a story to tell
GordonSkywalker
I could have kept you warm if I had been there.
Augeybana
GS you ain't gonna keep me warm brother...JK.
Corran
Well next time if it's a real fire you might be kept a bit warmer.
Ushgarak
Maybe you should have started a fire to both keep warm and give the whole experience some meaning.
Catch 22
I think I'd rather stand outside in a force alarm, than be inside and the alrms fail when there's a real fire.
Just tryin' to find an upside to an unhappy situation for ya there Julie.
Tex
So ummm, what were you wearing Julie?
Corran
yes, what were you wearing? and what are you wearing now?
mechmoggy
You pervs.
Are you gonna tell us then Jules?
Ushgarak
Don't feel pressured by their perviness Julie. Just tell me by PM.
GordonSkywalker
You guys do realise she isn't online right now don't you?
Corran
Yes, you don't think we would be brave enough to say this while she ws.
PadmeSkywalker
she might come and attack them. it's better than my morning Jules...I went home from my ex's mom's house crying...it was cold and foggy. Kind of dismal.
Ushgarak
I'd say it!
(Waits for Julie to come on so he can say it again)
PadmeSkywalker
oh look there's Jules now....just kidding.
PadmeSkywalker
I was just kidding Ush.
(tries to get him to come out from behind her)
Ushgarak
But I like it here.
PadmeSkywalker
Well since you are back there, how's my butt?
Ushgarak
Well... still there. Legs below, back above... checks out.
PadmeSkywalker
thanks Corran, I was afraid it had disappeared after all the weight I had lost
Ushgarak
Hey, *I* am the one with the view!
Corran
Sorry Spycam thingy
PadmeSkywalker
(starts to rethink her mates at the forums) hmm, I wonder if Gordon has one roaming around there too then Corran, Ush is right though. He is the one with the view...because he has my legs and everything else there too.
Corran
yes, I can see that. I have the back of Ush's head in the way on the spycam.
Ushgarak
Well, looks lovely to me, anyway...
Corran
The back of your head isn't too bad either
PadmeSkywalker
hmmm, well good thing I am wearing more now than I was this morning when I was leaving in a fit of tears.
Corran
wouldn't really matter cos Ush's head would still be obstucting my view, Ush man you'd make a better door than a window.
Ushgarak
And... how much were you wearing this morning, Padme? Seeing as we asked Julie it is only fair...
Sorry, Corran, I will wear my transparent head next time.
Corran
You can change heads, are you related to Worzel Gummidge?
Ushgarak
That'd be cool...
An answer would be nice, Padme, m'dear...
Ushgarak
I assume I would have enjoyed the view.
PadmeSkywalker
yes you would have
Corran
Ush do you want to borrow the SpyCam?
Ushgarak
Only if it can show pics from the past.
Corran
You'll be wanting the Archives then.
Ushgarak
Did you get her running out of that house? And Julie during the fire drill?
Corran
Didn't get Julie, she wasn't on 'The List'.
Ushgarak
What was Padme doing on it? She's not been here in ages!
Ushgarak
Well, enough of this silly talk. Back to serious things. I am hiding behind Padme whilst we all wait for Julie to tell us what she was wearing during the fire alarm...
PadmeSkywalker
I think she was wearing a tank top and pajama bottoms
Ushgarak
That was said with curious confidence.
PadmeSkywalker
well, that's what I would be wearing if it had happened to me
PadmeSkywalker
at my house once though, the pest control guy saw me in the bare...stupid window sade being open, I could have sworn it was close.
PadmeSkywalker
Ush was that you!
PadmeSkywalker
yeah you probably do, he got a good show...I was still half-awake so it took a moment for me to realize someone was outside my window!
Ushgarak
Lucky, lucky, lucky...
Corran
Did he take pics? If so get a copy and post 'em.
PadmeSkywalker
no he didn't
Julie
wonder what that guy felt like????
Ushgarak
JULIE! You have a question to answer...
Ushgarak
Read the thread from where you left it... back on page one.
Julie
What was I wearing......let's see here....clothes!
a tee shirt a jacket....flip flops....shorts and sweats...
Ushgarak
Ta-daaaaaaa! Answered. And ooh! Flip-flops...
And the other question was: what are you wearing now?
Julie
oh....at the moment...cargo pants...a tee shirt and a watch:-) and sneakers
Ushgarak
Well now... that wasn't so hard after all!
(comes out from behind Padme)
A nice watch?
Julie
nope an old digital thing that is waterproof.....
Ush.....*rolls eyes*.....really hiding behing girls????!!!!!
Ushgarak
It was a nice place to be.
Julie
huh...oh I get it.....yes I'm sure Padme makes a wonderful protector, but really......
Ushgarak
No, it was really just the view...
Julie
* rolls eyes*.....*sigh*......
interesting twist to the thread....but it works....and yes I did read the whole thing now.....
are you satisfied I didn't try to beat you through padme?
Ushgarak
Hah- you would have been too scared. But I am happy it went well...
Julie
probably.....but who knows what one will do when they are angry.....anger makes one irrational
Ushgarak
Then everyone would have been happy to watch the catfight
Julie
I think she would have won....
Ushgarak
I would have hugged you both.
Julie
....if you were going to hug us both...then we'd both have the chance to hit you....
but who'd ever wanna hit poor ush....he's so nice/....
Ushgarak
Awwwwwww...
(blushes)
Are you over the traumatic fire alarm experience now?
PadmeSkywalker
hmm, I don't know Julie, I might have lost...she would have just had to throw me a box of tissues and I might have wept...then she would have had a chance at Ush.
But really who could hit him? He's so nice...
Corran
Thread renamed to the 'Mr Nice guy Ush' thread.
mechmoggy
Pfffft, if only they knew "drunk Ush".
He's a different character altogether I can tell you.
Corran
That must be his evil twin brother.
mechmoggy
Of course.... Uush, an unsavoury type of chap.
Julie
really???....do tell
Corran
He is a complete Cad. A downright Rotten egg.
GordonSkywalker
Sounds as if you and his twin don't get along.
Corran
He's a complete scoundrel.
Ushgarak
Ah, Mech remembers Uush! Unlikely to see him again whilst Edna isn't around. Ah, happy days...
Drunk me is unpleasant indeed, to the point of non-existence, as I am a dull old teetotaller...
Now, see, I think Julie;s fire alarm trauma was worth it for the sheer fun of this thread.
GordonSkywalker
Yes this has become a fun thread. You guys are as nuts as I am!
I mean that in a good way of course guys!
Captain REX
Hey, if your here, you have to be nutty!
GordonSkywalker
Glad to see you're back Rex! Looking fit as ever. And my nuttiness is a matter of record.
Captain REX
Thanks GS. This XP is really great. I can post 8 times as fast as normal!
GordonSkywalker
Excellent. So the transfer was successful.
Captain REX
Very much so. My dad still needs to put the rest of our files on here, and our downloaded fonts, and WinZip, but other than that our XP is set.
PadmeSkywalker
hehe, yes, this thread has been quite unpredictable.
cookies2006
Great! Than maybe i shall join.
PadmeSkywalker
I have sun burn, went to beach laid out and got burned, but not much
GordonSkywalker
I have had sun burn before and it sure does hurt.
PadmeSkywalker
yeah I must say, I look really good in my bikini....haha! the only bad part no one was around to see it
PadmeSkywalker
yes I see depressed looks from the entire posters
GordonSkywalker
All the male posters that is.
PadmeSkywalker
yeah, poor guys
GordonSkywalker
Not to worry though, we will survive.
GordonSkywalker
We will you'll see. I promise.
PadmeSkywalker
okay, I hope to have some pics soon of the beach....I can't wait for summer!
GordonSkywalker
I like the summer time. As long as it isn't too hot out there.
PadmeSkywalker
yeah, I love the beach...I basically am always there when summer rolls around
I love my house because the beach is mere seconds away so I can go down there and sleep and watch the waves
quite soothing it is
GordonSkywalker
I used to go to a nearby park and watch the sun reflect off the lake. It was a soothing experience.
PadmeSkywalker
yeah the beach calms me down a lot....in a way unlike any other
GordonSkywalker
Same here. So what do you look like anyway? these other guys have been here longer than me so I assume they know but I don't.
PadmeSkywalker
check the archives, I know I posted some photos a while back
PadmeSkywalker
somewhere buried in there I do think I have a beach shot
PadmeSkywalker
yeah I don't remember what thread though
GordonSkywalker
I have been looking. So what time is it where you are?
PadmeSkywalker
same as where you are probably
Ushgarak
Tragically, looks like this thread has run its course.
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