Jim Colyer
Oh God!
Help me!
I know you don't exist
But help me anyway
Oh God!
Free me!
The cobster's been on me
On me all day
He told me I got no faith
It's the f word again
I don't believe in faith
I don't believe in sin
I thought there was a dinosaur
Lurking in my bathroom
Evolving into a bird
Oh God! I hate birds!
Oh God!
Help me!
I know you're not real
But help me anyway
Oh God!
Free me!
The lobster's been on me
On me all night
(The music builds to a crescendo like the finale
of "A Day In The Life" as the muffled bridge
is rapped in the background).
Bridge:
This is unacceptable
We need more accountability
We need more transparency
We need to know what our options are
(Crescendo ends)
Organ
He told me I'm gullible
Got no judgment at all
I don't appreciate
Can't be trusted at all
I dreamt of an anaconda
Killed it with my hatchet
As the KKK
Rose outta the water
Oh God!
Help me!
I know you don't exist
But help me anyway
Oh God!
Free me!
The mobster's been on me
On me all day
Oh God!
Save me!
I know it's only
An expression we say
guitar
Jim Colyer ascap
Help me!
I know you don't exist
But help me anyway
Oh God!
Free me!
The cobster's been on me
On me all day
He told me I got no faith
It's the f word again
I don't believe in faith
I don't believe in sin
I thought there was a dinosaur
Lurking in my bathroom
Evolving into a bird
Oh God! I hate birds!
Oh God!
Help me!
I know you're not real
But help me anyway
Oh God!
Free me!
The lobster's been on me
On me all night
(The music builds to a crescendo like the finale
of "A Day In The Life" as the muffled bridge
is rapped in the background).
Bridge:
This is unacceptable
We need more accountability
We need more transparency
We need to know what our options are
(Crescendo ends)
Organ
He told me I'm gullible
Got no judgment at all
I don't appreciate
Can't be trusted at all
I dreamt of an anaconda
Killed it with my hatchet
As the KKK
Rose outta the water
Oh God!
Help me!
I know you don't exist
But help me anyway
Oh God!
Free me!
The mobster's been on me
On me all day
Oh God!
Save me!
I know it's only
An expression we say
guitar
Jim Colyer ascap