Jim Colyer
It's absolute hell
Being in love
With someone else's
Fiance or wife
It's happened 4 times
As I look back
Across the years
Of my depraved life
Women Torture Me
I want them all
Because of that
I can't have any
Women drive me nuts
They rule my life
There's just no end
There's way too many
The first was Jonelle
A tragic lady
Knew how to suffer
Madame Bovary
The second was Karen
I had a good run
Broke up their marriage
And I got my son
Women Torture Me
I want them all
Because of that
I can't have any
Women drive me nuts
They rule my life
There's just no end
There's way too many
The third was Dawn
Lasted 15 years
Still think about her
Cried a million tears
The fourth is Rhonda
Here we go again
But now I'm old
A sexual has-been
Women Torture Me
I want them all
Because of that
I can't have any
Women drive me nuts
They rule my life
There's just no end
There's way too many
Coda:
At least when I die
I won't be tortured
By women no more
I'll be free at last
Thank God, free at last!
Jim Colyer ascap
Being in love
With someone else's
Fiance or wife
It's happened 4 times
As I look back
Across the years
Of my depraved life
Women Torture Me
I want them all
Because of that
I can't have any
Women drive me nuts
They rule my life
There's just no end
There's way too many
The first was Jonelle
A tragic lady
Knew how to suffer
Madame Bovary
The second was Karen
I had a good run
Broke up their marriage
And I got my son
Women Torture Me
I want them all
Because of that
I can't have any
Women drive me nuts
They rule my life
There's just no end
There's way too many
The third was Dawn
Lasted 15 years
Still think about her
Cried a million tears
The fourth is Rhonda
Here we go again
But now I'm old
A sexual has-been
Women Torture Me
I want them all
Because of that
I can't have any
Women drive me nuts
They rule my life
There's just no end
There's way too many
Coda:
At least when I die
I won't be tortured
By women no more
I'll be free at last
Thank God, free at last!
Jim Colyer ascap