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Hilarious bait thread for COG Veteran not to be taken too seriously.

You did this, so I'm doing this.

Standard weapons/equipment. The fight will progress outrageously through random settings (like when Peter fights the Giant Chicken).

Come on, Vet!

Peter gets his ass kicked by a giant chicken.

Spite against Peter.

He was about to snap said chicken's neck before having a moment of clarity. "Wait, wait, wait, hang on a second! W-What the hell are we fighting about?!"

Lulz. Toonforce durability FTW.

Doesn't matter. A CHICKEN put him thru hell THREE times. Pathetic. Ash would kill many griffins.

A GIANT chicken. Look at the events of random flashbacks and such Peter has consistently survived. Peter has negative continuity on his side. Trolololololol.

He has no negative continuity in his fight against Ash. Therefore Griffin takes a permanent dirt nap. Go Ash Go!

Peter's survived having his neck arced like a rainbow while trying to make his own Jackass video. You remember that, right? What are Ash's highest combative feats?

Destroying demonic armies of demons.

By himself and then later by leading an army.

Griffin was killed after watching the Ring. pathetic.

So... the entire army was in front of him and he destroyed them then and there?

And lone behold, he's still alive.

Peter couldn't take out demonic spirits, he's a puss. Ash stomps his idiot @$$ into the ground.

Did Ash do it through shear force, or was it some Phantom Menace-esque one-off?

It was by badassery.

Specifics, man. Otherwise, toonforce beats his ass.

The movies. Mainly 2 and 3.

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What did he do SPECIFICALLY? I don't have time to watch them.

He just kicked their asses. Chainsaw, boomstick, etc. I have the movies. You can watch them then.

From the other side of the country?! I'd love to, but I'm trying to argue senselessly with you.

Watch clips online. Nuff said.

Which ones?

Anything from evil dead 2 and Army of Darkness.

Griffin would have a fat attack in any of those situations.