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The More You Help People
The more they hate your guts
They turn away from you
When you're down on your luck

The higher you put them
The lower they put you
Say you try to buy friends
Even though it's not true

The more money you give
The more they try to get
Take everything you have
No matter what it is

The More You Help People
The more you play the fool
They humiliate you
They relish being cruel

Jim Colyer ascap

So, your advice is "be a dick"?

Originally posted by Bardock42
So, your advice is "be a dick"? It's good advice, Bardock.

Cocaine can help you achieve your goals as a callous douchebag. You'll end up a playboy celebrity in no time at all.