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1. Hand to hand only.
2. H2H Loki gets his staff & Luke gets wrecker crowbar

Who wins?

What in the merciful ****

Luke punks him

Loki disenchantes the Crowbar, Luke Knocks his Teeth out.

1. Loki loses
2. Loki loses his life

Loki fights Surfer, Thor, no-sells Spider-Man and pimpslaps Masterson Thor.

Luke Cage has no business being mentioned in the same sentence.

Put in young Loki he still wins.

Originally posted by ODG
Loki fights Surfer, Thor, no-sells Spider-Man and pimpslaps Masterson Thor.

Luke Cage has no business being mentioned in the same sentence.

Exactly.

Trufh

Great fight -_-

Originally posted by deathslash
1. Loki loses
2. Loki loses his life

Loki would ****ing paste Luke across an Asgardian loaf of bread like sticky peanut butter and then eat him, then do the same in scenario 2 but use his crowbar as a toothpick

Originally posted by ODG
Loki fights Surfer, Thor, no-sells Spider-Man and pimpslaps Masterson Thor.

Luke Cage has no business being mentioned in the same sentence. How many of those fights did he do with pure hand to hand skills and absolutely no magic?

Originally posted by deathslash
How many of those fights did he do with pure hand to hand skills and absolutely no magic?

Good majority; Loki is more skilled in the art of war. Loki did pimp slap Beta Ray Bill and Materson Thor, and fought Thor head up with amps and without amps. Loki is no joke; Loki just like to play with his for pimp slapping them.

Loki tears his arms and legs off and beats the newavengers to death with them.

From all evidence, Loki stood there and no sold a barrage of punches from Spider-man through pure physicality. That barrage would phuck Luke up.

I don't even... wut...

Loki, easily.

Originally posted by JayDaDon
That barrage would phuck Luke up.

No, Parker would break his hands.

Read up on Cage. And after that, read up on Bendispower upgrade.

1.luke 2.loki

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
No, Parker would break his hands.

Read up on Cage. And after that, read up on Bendispower upgrade.

Sorry doesn't work like that. I know all about cage thanks. We take averages around here and Spiderman has hurt far stronger then cage. Hell on paper they're in the same strength class. Cage has had some good feats as of late but that doesn't erase his past or the catalogue of insane things spider-man has done

Originally posted by JayDaDon
Sorry doesn't work like that. I know all about cage thanks. We take averages around here and Spiderman has hurt far stronger then cage. Hell on paper they're in the same strength class. Cage has had some good feats as of late but that doesn't erase his past or the catalogue of insane things spider-man has done

He's also hurt himself on much weaker than Cage.

If Bendis was writing Cage vs Spider-man, Maybe spider-man would break his hands on Cage. We all know how Bendis writes Cage and his Spider-man is just atrocious.

Originally posted by JayDaDon
Sorry doesn't work like that. I know all about cage thanks. We take averages around here and Spiderman has hurt far stronger then cage. Hell on paper they're in the same strength class. Cage has had some good feats as of late but that doesn't erase his past or the catalogue of insane things spider-man has done Spiderman has hurt people stronger than Loki.

pfft. has not. racist. sneer

You just want Luke Cage to lose because you hate black ppl.